Comedy Shoeshine

It's another sharp, pristine, beautifully edited Shoosh. Right when you thought the guys couldn't get any better or more well endowed, we added editing to this already completely perfect show and made it better than perfect, a number scientists previously hadn't discovered.  

Who cares whatever we talked about, the point is, it was edited by Cassis and it sounds nice and tight and amazing. Do yourself a favor and listen. Not even to our words, just how edited it is.

Exciting announcement about the potential future of the show! After that, it's brilliant shooshness you won't want to miss! Direct Download

Carbs are the enemy. Direct Download

This episode was great, and the bonus part was really funny so I am leaving it in the main show. You're welcome! But next time you'll have to go to patreon.com/shoeshine to hear!  

Yep. Hey get your boners at patreon.com/shoeshine

Sorry for the delay, had some scheduling issues but via satellite technology, sam is here! The Europe jokes are over! Just one more little thing. And then Sam has some crucial softball updates. Direct Download

There are even more reasons why Europe isn't America. More funny observations on this topic!  

It's  a bunch of observations from Thomas's Europe trip! And Thomas let Sam speak for a few minutes toward the end with a great tipping story. But definitely don't miss the boner content over on patreon.com/shoeshine where Sam reveals a get rich quick scheme!!! Direct Download

Part 2 of this hilariously bad movie!!

Here for all Shoosh listeners is our critique of the hilariously bad Changing Lanes! Direct Download

Here's a shoosh episode, wtf do I need to tell you anything about it for. You're either listening or not listening. Also this one was pretty good, especially the bonus content. Direct Download

Today we bring you some hard hitting investigative journalism on like 12 things. The world won't ever be the same.  

Thomas almost killed a guy and the dudes talk about that for a bit. Then they breakdown an incredible 7 second clip from CNN's Jesusy whatever Jesus show that you HAVE to watch, find the link below. Then it's all about Sam's daughter who faced down a championship softball team of 7 year olds. Jesus Thing  

This week we've got more Sam and more Thomas. That's essentially most weeks though really. Sam has some funny stories he's been hoarding and Thomas had a music experience that completely ruined a band for him. Find out what happened and next week's winning lotto numbers! Direct Download

It's a special show where Sam and Thomas are in the same room together for the first time in god knows how long. Sam looks like shit. Anyway, some political nonsense for a bit and then some funny things.

We've got quite a show for you with all the best fast food insights that you never knew you needed. Also Sam has a couple boxes of crap from his last move that are still just sitting there. Find out what's in them! Also this week's boner is particularly amazing, I recommend you listen over on Patreon.com/shoeshine Direct Download

We're currently podcasting from under water because there's some sort of problem related to the Oroville dam which is pretty close to where we live. What is that problem? Well you could read a news story for 3 seconds and figure it out or just have no idea because you're too lazy or something. Somehow no one is able to just read information and process it. When I say no one I just mean like most people. And maybe not even most, just a really painfully visible subsection of people online who are the worst and probably voted for Trump or something.  

Thomas is having his regularly scheduled breakdown so the dudes talk breakdowns and compare breakdown sizes. Sam's breakdowns are girthier while Thomas's are more lengthy. Or maybe it's the opposite. Anyway then some super bowl talk and some other stuff oh let's face it it's always interesting if you like us and if you don't then you suck anyway so whatever. Direct Download

We talk about some stuff we all did as kids like the ceiling being the floor and the ground being lava. Also, Thomas has a thingy that he can't believe the new generation won't have to go through, and then the dudes do some reminiscing on that. It's a solid show, I'd say in our top 30%. ***no weasels were harmed or even seen in the making of this podcast***