Comedy Shoeshine

This episode is a bit late because Sam died last night when the Dodgers lost. So we had to find a new Sam.  

We've got a commercial review! And Sam has a story of the greatest umpire to ever live. And also some other awesome stuff I already forget about but it was really good I promise.  

Sam was gone for the weekend and he's back to tell the story. Some good stuff and a pointless 1 in a billion occurrence involving the song "How Bizarre." Can you beat it?  

We get a long overdue update on Sam's budding McDonald's romance. Also some stuff about networking with old white men.  

We're exhausted.  

Tales of eckscape rooms, pointless reviews of concerts that you weren't at, Jacob's ladders, and more bull shit.  

First Sam's got a story about having to subject his poor innocent boy to some horrible shots. Then we talk about the Lacy Peterson documentary and Scott Peterson's incredibly convictable face. This week's bonus content is a weird family update involving murder and suicide. It's weird. Definitely don't check it out if you don't feel up to it, otherwise go to patreon.com/shoeshine and pledge like nothing. Direct Download

First we talk at length about someone's inexplicable taste in movies then we talk about the laser elephant in the room.  

It's special guest Andrew Torrez from Opening Arguments! And then we basically just do the show like normal.  

Sam and Thomas are finally starting their Phantasmagoria fan podcast.  

My wife had a human come out of her.  

Sam has a new friend and it's making things tough for him. Direct Download

This show tied for best Comedy Shoeshine    

We're just not fighters so if we ever get cancer we're just forfeiting.  

Time to let destiny take the wheel, as Sam and Thomas roast some terrible commercials.  

Everyone sucks. But has anyone stopped to ask why? The Comedy Shoeshine team investigates.  

Dogs HATE this one weird trick. Called fireworks. Awareness. Direct Download

Sam's got a whopper of a pool story for us and then we get to all tell him what's wrong with him.

It's a thousand degrees in California so make sure to listen to this episode before it melts.  

This week we've got another brilliant sode for you full of tales of whimsy and heart attacks. Also, I highly recommend you become a patron because the bonus extra this week was really funny!