Comedy Shoeshine

If any of you had Shoosh releasing an early episode in your March Madness Bracket, then you did a weird ass bracket and it probably made no sense to anyone because let's face it, Shoeshine, while unarguably one of the best podcasts there is, doesn't have many of what people call "listeners." But you were right on the whole early episode prediction thing!  

Weird hockey eye related things plus Sam's got all your favorite tee ball stories and softball drama.  

On Shoosh 166. Sam lives in a surveillance state big brother thingy now and his life is hell. Thomas has an exploration into a cherished grade school hero.  

We've got some amazing announcer work for you today. How does cross country skiing gold medal announcing compare to the Donskoi benchmark? Find out!  

This episode was late because Sam was visiting the land of scorpions. We made a startling discovery related to weasels. Anyway, Sam had to interact with a conspiracy theorist. So, I guess a run of the mill conservative.  

Podcasters HATE this one weird trick that gets you any podcast FREE. You'll have to tune in for the details! This episode has an extra long and hilarious bonus section for patrons only. Jump over to patreon.com/shoeshine and pledge like nothing and you get all the bonus laughs!  

It's his podcast now.  

We talked about some severe phone trauma we each had. And also Kid Rock. Then we did a bonus for patrons only and was really really good. You are absolutely missing out if you don't go to patreon.com/shoeshine and pledge as little as a nothing per nothing.  

IT'S HERRRRRRRRRRRRRE PACIFIC RIM 2!!!!!!!!! After that we talk Planet Earth 2 update and Sam's crazy LA hotel. And some other stuff.  

With every download of the Comedy Shoeshine podcast you're entitled to one free dark web scan. It's just as effective as anyone else's dark web scans. We've got not 1, not 2, not 75, but 4 commercials to make fun of!!!! It's playoff football and that means we're stuck watching shitty commercials all day. But before that, Sam's got a tremendous doctor story for ya. He went to get nothing done about his back.  

We've been bombarded with shitty commercials all weekend so we complain about those some. Sam hurt his back doing nothing, and then we talk Planet Earth 2 and why everything should just stop already. It's a bonus length episode!  

It's a day late and several hundred thousand dollars short but who cares Comedy Shoosh is here for you in 2018.  

We've got your holiday Shoosh right here! Perfect for avoiding your family. Do it.  

We promise absolutely no Star Wars spoilers until you're completely warned. We start off with some non Star Wars stuff and then eventually we give you plenty of warning and then talk about Star Wars forever. Because it's f*cking Star Wars and it's awesome.  

Or whatever. That's definitely nonsense. We've got a whopper of a commercial for you too.  

Sam can't decide if he wants to join an elite group of middle aged white dude friends who recently had a position open up in their organization. It would be a great opportunity to install a fancy BBQ alcove and talk smart house gadgets and other dad things.  

CYBER MONDAY SPECIALLLL  

Thomas got a ticket, Sam watched a Weird Owl movie, and some other great stuff. Help us fight off that episode 150 hangover.  

It's the big episode 150 special you've all been waiting for! We're celebrating by doing an episode full of things that hopefully are kinda funny.  

We recorded this just as the Louis CK news broke. And it sucks. He's a creep. Everyone is a creep. We try to grapple with that for a bit and then talk about Disneyland. Since, you know, show must go on and stuff.