Last Men On Earth

I always joke about how this episode is going into the Smithsonian. None of these episodes are headed for official government or museum archives. But somewhere I like to think Larry Flynt is burying time capsules full of his era's most obscene content and we'll be Saran-wrapped next to Jugs. Dare to dream.On this week's episode we delve into the Serena Williams bicep bulging U.S. Open meltdown and how nobody in the media is allowed to mock her tantrums, touch on Norm McDonald playing the shit out of the outraged class, discuss censorship in scientific research based on activist group threats, Matt kind of defends the Dine and Dash serial stick-it to female dates guy, we wonder if Miss America pageant could become any more pointless, and try to figure out why Cosby Show actor Geoffrey Owens is suddenly our nation's most worthy charity case. It's a lot, but we talk slowly because we're hardly gifted.In our Bonus Segment this week for Patreon members, we dive into the Title IX case in Michigan which finally allo

The benefit of a modern digital and omnipresent media is the ability to know the sick and disturbing truths about anyone and anything we once held dear. Wait, I meant, that's the downside. The benefit is free porn. Easy to forget the distinction, even if it is the basis of our little weekly get-together on The Last Men on Earth.On this week's podcast we definitely and fairly deride John McCain, wonder whether truth matters at all in the making of a modern rape victim singer-songwriter, discuss who might be the arbiter of when #MeToo convicted offenders might be able to come back above ground, discuss the media's overblown reaction to Hawaii's volcano eruption and how they're ruining everything, dare each to visit a sex doll brothel to have a poke at latex A.I., and play America's hottest new game: who's more despicable -- Asia Argento or Rose McGowan? Hint, you can't answer wrongly. In our bonus segment for Patreon.com members of the show, we delve into Demi Lovato's pill dealer's rather brazen interview abou

Of course, certain stories just drop right into your lap like exotic dances on the make. When Asia Argento and her sisters armed with venom at the seedy Hollywood system and its even seedier players, you simply knew shoes would drop in all sorts of directions. Partly based on the fact Harvey Weinstein and his team of Mossad trained information assassins are on a scorched earth policy; and partly because everybody in this business is dirty. Finding sexual indiscretions and hypocrisy in the lives of entertainment industry veteran is like finding gambling in Casablanca. You need only look.In addition to delving into how Asia Argento probably did push Anthony Bourdain over the bathrobe belt cliff, on this week's podcast Matt and I get into the sad sack that is Terry Crews, Tekashi69's plea to go by his kindly Hispanic birth name while in court, why older guys suddenly feel a need to explain to the world why they like younger women, laugh mostly at PETA's latest animal campaign, talk Kelsey Grammer's new pube slav

I never thought this little podcast of ours would become the most profound and thoughtful take on the times we live in. And I was right. Not even close. However, if you listen regularly, and without falling into a fentanyl coma, you will learn a thing or two. Like Mister Rogers with swear words, or just Mister Rogers when the cameras were off.On this week's show, Matt and I get into the Speedo activist at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas, decry racism in the rather varied response to drug users of different colors in Los Angeles, call out airlines for extorting cash for your basic needs, Matt explains why nurses don't belong in porn clips, we both laugh at the backlash over the Oscars honoring films audiences actually pay to watch, and give some kind of big-hands trophy to the first tranny gubernatorial candidate in Vermont.Be sure to avidly consume our BONUS CONTENT ON PATREON this week wherein we delve into lesbian Batwoman and the backlash against Ruby Rose, my worst airplane seat mate ever. See acast.com/pr

There are days I don't want to get out of bed. But not podcast show days. Those are the times I raise myself by sheer force of will and find the strength to share the truth with the world. Also, cocaine mixed with Maxwell House. More the latter really. Everybody must do their part.Check out this week's Patreon Exclusive Bonus Content for rather sensitive information about Melania Trump's hooking.On this week's episode of Last Men on Earth, Matt and I question the logic of letting everybody pick their own genders based on discounted car insurance rates, agree that sexual consent apps are huge boner killers, debate which muscle group in particular gives away Serena William's equine steroid doping protocols the most, Matt explains how Demi Lovato might be faking her own near-death, we wonder aloud as all of Hollywood's A-list clamors to be in the new movie about dead fat Roger Ailes and Fox News, and we both say something mean about Kim Kardashian. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Being a straight white male comes with tremendous privileges. The secret clubs come to mind where we hand each other the keys to the kingdom and recommit ourselves to denying access to all others. Not all that secret; we meet in the back of Carrows every other Tuesday, codename: Kiwanis. With all of this privilege, it's about the disenfranchised people who produce Broadway shows bring to the stage, Straight White Men, a satirical takedown of all this privilege. Matt and I just ordered our tickets. Or did we merely snap our fingers and make them appear? This shit is sinister.SUBSCRIBE TO LMOE PODCAST FOR FREE ON ITUNESOn this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we delve into Straight White Men, the Broadway show, and wonder whether it's truly a Beta male bubble phenomenon or something worth concerning real people, we take a crack at being the only people who care about Demi Lovato, defend the right of unemployed actresses to raise money on Kickstarter to start a female only podcast network free of "creeps", Matt

Sometimes I wonder if two half-breeds with poor work habits can actually save this gaseous spinning orb. Then I remember that's the precise winning character formula of every space opera ever. So Matt and I persist. Not because we must, but because we long ago forgot where the door is.On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wade hip deep into the latest bit of Sacha Baron Cohen shtick exposing how stupid old white people are pretty much stupid, old, and white, consider the fact that gay conversion camp films like Boy Erased are made for Oscar consideration, not narrative quality, wonder why a Chinese-American director decided only he can tell the Thai cave boy story, laugh even more at Terry Crews for MeTooing himself onto the Asia Argento support letter fo the Times, and consider the mathematics behind transgender activists insistent than only transgender actors can portray transgender characters in movies and TV. I think we talk for like four beers.Also, bonus content for our Patreon fans, Panties in a

Neither the rockets red glare nor the illegal Mexi-fireworks bursting in air could sway Matt and I from our appointed recording rounds to knock out LMOE #127. America! You're far from perfect, but you're still the girl at the dance everybody wants to feel up.On this week's podcast we delve into the sexual mummification death of a UCLA gay studies professor in the dungeon of a William Morris executive, laugh again at Terry Crews for his tears-of-an-oversized-clown routine before Congress, analyzed Amber Heard's call for her rich friends to protect their illegal servants from ICE, tranny-backed Scarlett Johansson, and gagged a bit discussing Mama June in her new lingerie spread. For our fans on Patreon, there is bonus content, Panties in a Bunch: Why Are Privileged White Women So Fucking Angry? We break down the chaos and depression of white chicks with credit cards. Very feminist in our thinking, I assure you.Be sure to subscribe to our show for free on iTunes, leave a comment, would that really kill you? See

My grandmother once told me, there's a reason they don't have boxing in the Special Olympics. She left it at that. It took me nearly two decades to figure out what she meant. And no, I'm not telling you. You've got nineteen years to beat me.On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt fights through a raging case of cerebral herpes as we discuss CHRISSY TEIGEN breasts as dutiful mother and attention whore, SUGE KNIGHT denied request for an obvious escape attempt, laugh at KAT VON D for being a vegan anti-vaxxer tattoo artist, wonder aloud if that dude from Riverdale who wrote fat jokes about chicks on Twitter back in 2012 will ever work again, discuss the type of guy who never carries cash, and wonder if Russian Burger King doesn't have the right idea urging their native ladies to ingest the semen of World Cup stars from around the world.And in our Panties in a Bunch bonus segment this week, EXCLUSIVELY FOR OUR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS, I provide an explanation of the creepy email CHRIS HARDWICK sent me while da

June is Offensive Podcast Appreciation month, I'm fairly sure, need to look that up. Matt and I were determined to add some nuggets of wisdom and truth to our crap salad of words this week in honor of the celebration. Did we succeed? Probably not. I think we need a life coach.On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we ventured into the musings of Gender Studies deep thinker Suzanna Danuta Walters, she's one of the best, agreed that we'd hang ourselves with a bathrobe belt if Rose McGowan pulled all-nighter rants in our living room, defended Jamie Foxx's penis, outed Rotten Tomatoes for their gender bump, questioned how you'd know if an unemployed young actress in Hollywood was in a sex cult or merely a waitress, and Matt sort of agreed finally that Kanye West is a rap marketing genius. We're also now recording a segment of Panties in a Bunch just for our Patreon patrons who shell out a buck in the name of humanity. This week's segment: How Gay Pride Month Shafted Black History Month. It's a Must listen if yo

Lex and Matt are back to talk about a gay conversion summer camp memoir that's probably automatically going to win Best Picture, Starbucks making themselves look worse by trying to fix their loitering problem, that stupid royal wedding, why Matt feels honest cheap food is better than food that tries to be better than it actually is, Hannah Simone's sexist nonwhite discrimination card against ABC, whether Brian or Rocco's Tavern is more to blame for him dumping half of their pizza on the floor, and Jennifer Aniston plays the first lesbian president on a new Netflix production. Oh, and by the time you read this, our Patreon patrons will have already heard the episode because they support us at http://patreon.com/lastmenonearth.  Become a patron today for this and other irresistible benefits!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt sneak into Rocco's Tavern when there's no big soccer game on to talk about Amber Rose and Amanda Knox's weird discussion on sexual history and murderous tendencies, DJ Khaled's oral opposition, Johnny Depp's violent drunkenness (and Matt's apology to Amber Heard), Stormy Daniels' undeserved praise, Ashley Graham's "flawless" overweight body, Kevin Hart's friend's sex tape extortion plot, and finally, the utter ridiculousness of The Handmaid's Tale. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Allison Mack's role in Keith Raniere's NXIVM sex cult, how the media ignored a lesbian couple driving six adopted black kids off a cliff, Amy Schumer not being fat enough to be funny, how Shania Twain would have voted in 2016 if she wasn't Canadian, #TimesUp's exclusivity, Charlize Theron's plan to escape American racism by bringing her black babies to South Africa, and Amelia Gray's battle with anorexia and apparent indifference to teen exploitation in celeb culture, all while everyone else at Rocco's Tavern is watching Champions League soccer. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The boys probe into the depths of the Internet's reaction to Facebook's data collection and sales policies, and to Apu on The Simpsons for being a racial stereotype (after decades of silence on the issue). And of course there's that Florida high school student who got kicked out of class for going braless, Matt's thoughts on reverse sexism, how sorry Jimmy Kimmel is, and how white women seem to benefit most from "diversity" initiatives. Also, we are now live on Patreon!  Get rewarded for your support by becoming a patron here: https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt return to Rocco's Tavern for a rousing discussion on Stormy Daniels, the Parkland kids' prolonged media attention (and their lack of acne), the true meaning of Saint Patrick's Day, the NFL player/cheerleader pay gap and unequal treatment, Rotten Tomatoes for women, Vivica A. Fox and 50 Cent openly discussing their sexual exploits, and K-Fed still living off Britney's teat See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is Hollywood trying to kill the idea of masculinity?  Can transsexuals legally force Tinder to make accommodations for their inclusion?  Should a fake prince make more than a fake queen?  And when did SXSW become a venue for Katie Couric to lead a panel on being Muslim in America?  Lex and Matt squeeze in these topics just before Rocco's Tavern gets loud and rowdy for some European soccer game. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston are back at it, this week diving into Texas' transsexual state wrestling champion, an African woman-only commune called Umoja, Funny Or Die taking the easy, safe route for comedy in a departure from their origin, Ryan Seacrest and his hairdresser's spanking allegations, NBC's "Good Girls" and the thousands of women-can-do-men-stuff-too TV shows to come, and finally, of course, stats surrounding school shootings. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Princeton students walk out of a class after the professor teaches about hate speech...during a class on hate speech. Sharpie messages on Sports Illustrated's #MeToo Swimsuit models. "Black Panther" is totally not from a shithole country. People knew about Harvey Weinstein but kept on working. Lex and Matt grapple with these issues, plus Rose McGowan is demanding attention and the Hollywood gender pay gap continues spitting in the face of economics. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt descend on Rocco's Tavern once again to discuss how Nicole Eggert changes her story about Scott Baio's alleged sexual misconduct from 30 years ago, sports and stage parents shoulder zero blame for their kids being sexually abused (like USA Gymnastics), Vanity Fair whitewashes the Oscars of James Franco, Woody Allen and all his weird shit, Instagram ass model Jen Selter's incident with an American Airlines flight crew, and how Kim Kardashian's mind and body are holding up after someone else had her baby. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We kick off 2018 chatting about CNN's big gay New Year's Eve party, Terry Crews' backfiring male #MeToo lawsuit, some guy suing Iliza Shlesinger for her girls only comedy night, Iceland's solution to unequal pay, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton's thoughts on his nephew's wardrobe choices, the new name for Hollywood's new anti-sexual harassment coalition and its fundraising, and Logan Paul's Suicide Forest video. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.