Slaughterhouse Princess

Come for the 30 unbroken seconds of an air raid siren, stay for the best cop car lights in cinematic history.

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom. [BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands] Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay. [Tom and BB shake hands] - Actual IMDB Quote

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

Not to spoil anything but it was a little shocking how much this movie featured a babysitter.

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.

Sir Anthony Hopkins is performing stage magic while also doing a ventriloquist act.  10 out of 10.

Grab some Stroh's and your best garbage bag suit as we learn all about how to open Snowballs with an icepick or something.

We're back and better than ever thanks to a combination of J&B, cobra venom, and Troy's mystery drink.

Malignant, I served with Basket Case. I knew Basket Case. Basket Case was a friend of mine. Malignant, you're no Basket Case.

Just so you know, we had this on the watch list before it was cool.

We finally did it, we made an episode almost the exact same length as the movie itself.

Ever wanted to reclaim your focus game and cut your screen time in the meantime?  Just follow these simple steps and you'll be well on your way.

Lace up your Crazyball shoes and get ready for the 8th best dress up montage ever set to film.  

Editor's Note:  Things got a bit out of hand this week so maybe don't listen to this around anyone.

What's better than one Neil Breen?  How about 2 Neil Breen's, one complete with beard so you know he's the evil one.

Troy didn't watch the movie, but he came up with this blurb.

It's that time of year again where we look at non-horror movies.  This movie is a lot of things, but not a horror movie.