Slaughterhouse Princess

Get ready for the tale of Boot Scuff and his quest to whistle Pop Goes the Weasel while terrorizing people.

It's Brett request time again and you know what that means, mediocrity at best, flat-out bad at worst.  Make your guess now and see if you got it right.

Ever wonder what it would be like if your local Halloween pop-up store was raided by zombies? Neon Maniacs has some thoughts.

Channel you inner Bakshi and get ready for magic blooms, nudity, and an almost gratuitous amount of people getting cleaved in two.

It's like Cube, but more French?

It's all deer skull porn and psychic cultists in this touching story of reuniting with your long lost biological parents.

We probably spent more time writing this than the movie's writers did on writing the movie.

Fire up your smokiest TV, top off your Cutty Sark, and mirror up you doors as several Zombies and one blue guy terrorize the neighborhood.

In case the title didn't make you think this was some prime 80's cinema, Linnea Quigley in a starring role should drive it home.

This movie has something for everyone, provided that something is Clint Howard, military academies, or worshiping Satan.

Welcome to Slaughterhouse Princess episode 400 where we discuss The Stuff, a classic tale of corporate espionage and brain parasites. 

It should go without saying but never trust a rich person who invites you to their house to take part in a poorly defined event. 

This might be the most pregnant women we've ever seen in a movie for the podcast, since we found that one video...

These are all of the Camp Blood movies that have been made. Camp Blood, Camp Blood 2, Within the Woods (aka Camp Blood 3), Camp Blood First Slaughter, Camp Blood 4, Camp Blood 5, Camp Blood 666, Camp Blood 7, Ghost of Camp Blood, Camp Blood 8: Revelations, and Children of Camp Blood.  There is no punchline, we just wanted you to know.

When a movie starts off with a guy digging up his wife to insult her, among other things, you know you are in for a real treat

In case you were wondering, no, there are no slaughterhouses in this film.  We understand if you are disappointed.

Once there was this girl who Drew a weird looking house with all kinds of stuff in it And when she finally went there She saw a kid whose legs didn't work right She couldn't quite explain it And we can't really either

Please let us know what the deal with the insert shots of the trees were about, we legitimately don't know.

Finally an erotic thriller that isn't afraid to show the seedy underbelly of the world of Opthametry.  It's about time.

We take a look at the worst tutorial for soldering ever produced and try to unravel the overly complicated lore of one man's quest to kill as many people as possible.