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Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids race to the bottom of a crumbling Basilica. As they navigate their way backward through the all too familiar rooms, they are pursued by some Cosmic Horror.  As they make their way back toward level 2, Pepri is wounded by some prehensile appendage of the unseen gargantuan monstrosity. Summoning his ancestral mythril armor...and his courage, Pepri declares that they should all RUN LIKE HELL! Thanks for listening!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have finally reached the end of the Basilica...but its not all champagne and rum cans.  After Aleis doles out some very important titles, the gang rushes to her aid. Also, a storm begins brewing outside the Basilica. When is enough enough? Never, according to Bob, as he continues to terrorize his players on this episode of Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids are put on trial. The gang sacrifices their prized possessions. Nero and Nathaniel deal with family matters, and Jurm overthinks a puzzle. Also, the gang FINALLY gets some answers! All this and a few good bits on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... Mike continues to commit to his fake moustache, and the rest of the gang remain amused. In game, the Bad Humanoids get a lesson in the Demonic Family Tree, and learn a bit more about what they are up against. They also learn more about the mysterious Dr. Beardstrom, who remains an enigma, and his magical blade. The end is closer than ever, as it always is when moving forward. Can we wrap this bad boy up in less than 40 episodes? Only one way to find out...keep listening!

Tonight on Dump Stats... this episode actually airs at night! Mike makes a surprise visit to the Dump Stats studio, disguising himself as a pizza delivery guy and surprising the gang in Greensboro. He also wears his fake moustache throughout the entire recording session! Also, Jurm has a moustache now, and maybe always has? John pitches his favorite in-game show "So You Think You Can Cantrip?". And of course the campaign... After his contact with Au'Roq Fasil, Nero and the rest of the Bad Humanoids are uneasy. After finding Nightshroud destroyed, the rooms of the Basilica are coming apart at the seams. Why are these Wondrous Eight being destroyed? What must our heroes do that Wraith could not? Who is the mysterious Dr. Beardstrom? One thing is for certain, the end of the Basilica is drawing nigh...

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids take on the twenty-sixth level of the basilica. Pepri makes an apology. Sneak talks about his family tree. Nero pokes holes in reality (typical) and makes contact with a greater being.

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids are in the home stretch of the Basilica, and are learning more about their counterparts Wraith, Soze, Mycroft and the good Doctors Beardstrom and Dunne. The gang witnesses a tide turning, a tide turner and tries to find meaning among the prophecies and parallels found in this basilica. The end is nigh, on another episode of Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids hit level 24 of the Basilica, and no one seems to be happy about it. Jurm reads a book. Nate finds a keyhole, Nero does some magic, and the gang almost slips into a rendition of A Christmas Carol...almost. What is the Key to Peace? Will they find it? If so, will they like what they find? They haven't so far...but things change? Right? Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids move upward to the next level of the Basilica. Pepri tries to earn back his honor. Nero does some gardening, Sneak gets a workout, Jurm does some light climbing and heavy thinking. Nathaniel examines some fruit. Later, the Bad Humanoids get an offer they can't refuse... or can they?

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel decides Pepri's fate. Nero investigates the dwarf's Bag of Holding, and tempts the fate of a nation. Jurm and Nate negotiate a sandwich parable. And the Bad Humanoids attempt to make contact with their old crew.  The end is closer than ever, can the group survive this latest treachery? Can they finish the Basilica in time? Is there a time limit when you are outside of time? Questions? More Questions? All this and more on Dump Stats!!!!

Tonight on Dump Stats... after aquiring the Lidless Eye, the Bad Humanoids speculate on the parallels between their own story and the story of Wraith and his cohorts. Meanwhile, there is treachery afoot, and Detective Jurm is on the case...

Tonight on Dump Stats... Sam Elliot does a Brimley's spot. The Bad Humanoids continue to investigate their surroundings. They seem to be in a scene from another world's history, but the similarities to their own are too close for comfort. As they search for more of the Wondrous 8...they have a run in with the illusive and mysterious Wraith... Also, the gang critiques art. What does it all mean? Where is it all going? Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... after surviving the Hellevator, and locating the weapon Paxbringer, the Bad Humanoids look to locate more of the Wondrous 8. The gang goes to a dinner party! Nathaniel dances. Nero can't seem to flag down a waiter. Jurm learns that all worlds are racist, and as usual... the gang splits the party. Thanks for listening!

Tonight on Dump Stats... "'Assemble the Wondrous 8 and do what I could not...' - Wraith" - Michael Scott. With these instructions, the Bad Humanoids descend into the void on a creepy elevator. They are set upon by a pack (gaggle? pod? school? murder?) of vicious undead vampires. Just when they think the battle is won, a new arrival appears to turn the tide against the Bad Humanoids... Witness the gripping conclusion to the Hellevator adventure!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids are going down. Down a rickety old elevator that is! Their quest through the Basillica takes them down into the darkness, and shows them a glimpse of another band of adventurers who may have preceded them. And more than a glimpse of some baddies in the depths...

After their battle with Shardoq 2.0, the Bad Humanoids take a break. Bob, John, Rob and Mike record their voicemail greeting. Nero gets a message from Aleis. Jurm and Nate contemplate the impossible. Thanks for listening!!

Tonight on Dump Stats... Its the end of stage 2 of the Basillica. What awaits for our heroes between the last two sections? Why does this damn place have so many floors? Will they ever find the answers they seek? Does the title give away the episode?  All this and more on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... After their reality bending experience in the last room, the Bad Humanoids press on. Loyalties were tested once again, and once again, the Bad Humanoids held firm. The Guardian, the Heraphim, the Metatron? The Falcon and the Snowman? Smokey and the Bandit? Who the hell is who? On this episode, we may FINALLY get some answers! One this is for sure, we are all starting to get a sense of deja vu...  

Tonight on Dump Stats... After their refreshing dips in the waters of the last room, the Bad Humanoids share their newfound insights. Jurm makes a speech, Nathaniel weathers a storm, and Nero reads an unusual clock. How will their new changes affect the party dynamic? Will Jurm ever rage again? Are Nero's pyromaniac days behind him? Will Nathaniel give up the grift life? Find out tonight on Dump Stats!!

Tonight on Dump Stats...after learning more about Nero's connection with the Carrion Queen, and barely escaping the wrath of the Five Headed Dragon, Nero decides to call in some help, and summons a Genie.  In the next room, Jurm has a crisis of faith, and nearly turns against his own allies. Alliances are tested, wishes are granted, beers are opened, and as always, taxes are filed. What will await them further in the Basilica of St. Jermaine? Find out on Dump Stats...