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Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids nurse their wounds after their perilous battle with the Five Statues. After pulling out his literal trump card to defeat the beast, Nero learns about his connection to the Carrion Queen from Bean Hilltopple. With Mirantha severely injured, the Bad Humanoids plan their next move, and push forward into the basilica.  This week... Jurm takes notes, Nathaniel opens up new class options, Nero summons a creature, and Sneak takes a power nap. Later, the Bad Humanoids make their wishlists, and as per usual, endure a crisis of faith. Thanks for listening!  

Previously on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids are locked in a treacherous battle with the Five Statues: Envy, Pride, Wrath, Deceit and Vanity. After dispatching two of the devious villains, the remaining three have morphed into a gargantuan hybrid, towering over our heros and their summoned triceratops.  When we last left them, Jurm was climbing up the creatures back, Nathaniel was trying to keep it controlled with stun bolts, Nero had summoned a second triceratops and an anti-magic field, Sneak was healing as best he can, Pepri was getting knocked around, and Mirantha was surprising everyone with unexpected magical abilities. I promise this fight will end soon...on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats...the Battle of the Five Statues/Dragons/Sins continues. After dispatching two of their foes, the Bad Humanoids are about to learn that these baddies have a few more tricks up their sleeves. Who will still be standing when the battle is through? Find out tonight on Dump Stats...

Tonight on Dump Stats... After solving a puzzle in te last room of the Basilica, the Bad Humanoids are attacked by the statues they so carefully put in place just moments before. Nero summons a monster, Jurm uses his Damage Resistance, and Nathaniel sings some John Mayer! Just as the Bad Humanoids begin their battle, the battle for the Alabama Senate comes to a close as Doug Jones defeats alleged pedophile Roy Moore.  Can evil be defeated both inside the game and out? Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids push on through the Basilica. In the last episode, Nero entered a strange portal and found his old acquaintance Bean Hilltopple waiting for him. They discussed Nero's past and his future, as well as the fate of Aleis.  Now, tune in to see what the portal has in store for the rest of the Bad Humanoids! Thanks for listening all you Bad Humanites out there!

Tonight on Dump Stats... After making some shocking discoveries about Rax, David and King Alfonso, the Bad Humanoids prepare to take on the rest of the Basilica. Jurm learns about some ancient artifacts. Nero makes a long distance call, and the gang all get creh and start messing around with some portals.  Also, Bob talks like and old cajun shrimpboat captain. All this and more on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids make some startling discoveries about the nature of their enemies, their deities, their mentors and even themselves. Destiny has brought them together for a reason...but they haven't quite figured out what that reason is. More intrigue, more puzzles, more history, more religion...more Dump Stats!!!!

Tonight on Dump Stats... lots of talking. The Bad Humanoids continue with their much needed respite, after their harrowing encounter with a Blood Priest in the last room.  Nero observes his surroundings, and later makes a long-distance call. Nathaniel studies his notes, Jurm connects some dots, and Alan Davenport audits the Basilica for insurance liabilities.  All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids take a much needed rest. After many harrowing levels of the basillica, they find themselves exhausted, with the weight of their last battle heavy upon their souls. Tere is NOTHING easy about drowning a man in a pool of blood. And the Bad Humanoids have this and more to dicsuss on this latest episode of Dump Stats! Lets get psuedo-philosophical! Or not!

After a harrowing climb to the the next section of the Basilica, the Bad Humanoids and friends venture deeper into this maze of treachery and deceit.  Tonight, the gang rests, explores the next tier of the basilica, explores a graveyard, meets a Shaman, checks in with the other Captain Crowley, and ultimately bumbles their way through a solid hour of roleplaying hijinx.  Thanks for listening to Dump Stats! The Podcast!

Previously on Dump Stats, after stumbling into an obvious trap, and defeating the first form of the demon Shardoq, the Bad Humanoids have an elevator to catch. Nathaniel, Nero, Jurm, Sneak, Pepri and Mirantha all ascend the basilica, and BE AFRAID, because this elevator has NOT been inspected by Cherie Berry.  WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS BOB!?!?!? Find on on Dump Stats! Thanks for listening!

Tonight on Dump Stats... After facing down their fears in level nine, our heroes are starting to get weary. Now, the Bad Humanoids enter the tenth level of the Basilica, and find another dangerous encounter. Is it a trap? Most certainly! If it wasn't a trap, this wouldn't be Dump Stats! Climb to the top of the dungeon in this brand new Dump Stats!

Previously, on Dump Stats...after balancing the Scales of Sacrifice, the Bad Humanoids learn more about Vaska, Velia, Willow and other players in this cosmic struggle of past and future. Later, Jurm reveals a piece of his past. Tonight, the Bad Humanoids face the most challenging foe of all...and I'm not talking about a Gravlanx.  Welcome back! We hope you all had a Happy Vaskañar! Thanks for being patient, and without further delay, the latest episode of Dump Stats!  

Tonight on Dump Stats... After narrowly surviving a riot at a wasteland arena, the Bad Humanoids push on through the Basillica. They are challenged with a puzzle, and learn a thing or two about sacrifices, and asking for help. Later, the gang learns a bit more about the Followers of Aleis, and the politics of Candera. Even later still, the Bad Humanoids look within themselves and get their ascension on! Will they ever make it through this dungeon? And will they ever be the same? Find out on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids press on into the Basillica of St. Jermaine, where a new puzzle awaits them. Jurm makes a bet, Nero struggles with his magic, and Nathaniel meets the locals. But where are they? And more importantly when? Things get loopy on this episode of Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids press on through the Basillica of St. Jermaine, stumbling through traps, battles and riddles of otherworldly proportions. They have been presented with a puzzling prophecy, defeated a mechanical army, danced with memories and fought a masked villain from another planet. What awaits them in the next level of this devious dungeon? Is any of this real? Is it all an elaborate ruse? What is Aleis's part in this grand cosmic nightmare? Most importantly, will any of them make it out alive? Unravel the mystery on this episode of Dump Stats...  

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids continue their quest through the Basillica of St. Jermaine. With each level revealing more about the mysterious temple, our heroes must endure challenges of mind, body and spirit if they hope to unravel the whole mystery. Will they make it out alive? Will Nathaniels mother be at the end of this maze? Will the Bad Humanoids grow closer together? Further apart? Implode? Explode? Find out on this episode of Dump Stats! Y'all come back now!

We're back! And only a few hours late this time!  After finding his childhood home, Gampstead Heath, all but abandoned, Nero and the Bad Humanoids set off to find the Basillica of St. Jermaine. On the advice of Turt Brockman, Nero's lifelong butler and caretaker, the gang gears up at Brimley's the local Super Store.  After a healthy debate about labor laws and the ethics of unions, the Bad Humanoids (ft. Sneak) take advantage of rolled back prices and acquire some new gear. After dodging some Royal inquiries, they take shelter at a tavern where they meet two strangers and one living fart, (a dwarf, a human and a pompus elf, respectively). They call themselves the Followers of Aleis, and claim to know the Bad Humanoids by reputation, and more importantly they know the way to the basillica. But, can they be trusted? Who knows? For now, Nathanial is keeping his family tree a secret from the newcomers, as they set off in search of Nathanials mother and the Basillica of St. Jermaine...

Welcome back to Dump Stats, voted Most Plagued with Technical Difficulties by Podcast Quarterly! Thank you all for your patience, we are finally back! On tonight's episode, the Bad Humanoids enter a tavern...thats it! Just kidding, tonight, the plot thickens as the gang enters a local New Gampshire tavern disguised as Royal Soldiers and their prisoners, the old Half-Orc/Halfling prisoner trick! Here they search for answers about the mysterious lost Basillica and their enigmatic hand-drawn map! Lets see if they put their new Brimley's gear to the test! It's good to be back y'all!  

Tonight on Dump Stats... After avoiding a squad of Royal Army goons at Gampstead Heath, The Bad Humanoids set off towards Brimley's, the wonderful superstore in New Gampshire. They have everything from bait & tackle to waffle makers to magic weapons and armor! Unfortunately, the employees are not unionized, and its hard to make a living wage with only part time work available. All this and more on Dump Stats!!!