I Haven't Seen That

Most Frequent Guest OR Least Frequent Host Scott Benson RETURNS for an episode of videogame-filled goodness protected by a crunchy fursona shell! We talk about the Souls series, videogame death, irony, penis casts and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING SCOTT HASN'T SEEN: Justified. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Any part of Boogie Nights except the end. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Any part of Boogie Nights except the part with the bed and the money.

This episode Whit and Mark are VERY excited to chat with Kris and Mouse! We talk pinball, fursonas, front porches as negotiating chips, nobody wants to watch FRINGE, the media properties Whitney saw at too young of an age, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MOUSE HASN'T SEEN: The Plague Dogs. A THING KRIS HASN'T SEEN: Anything after the first five episodes of Fringe. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Grave of the Fireflies. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Crawl.

It's been an ENTIRE YEAR since we first began this podcast, with little more than a vague concept and exactly zero previous real-life conversations! It's been an extremely amazing project, and we're so thankful for all of our listeners and guests who have been on this journey with us. This week, Whitney and Mark reflect on the year gone by, Whitney tries to exorcise the spirit of Deep Space 9 from Mark, we play everything on narrative mode, we thank our listeners and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Highlander (still). A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Carnivale (still).

Whitney and Mark are joined this week by tech journalist and Podcast Personality Max Eddy, live from his mist-shrouded citadel in Upper Manhattanvania! We talk about iterative Seinfeld theme songs, trucks carved from the finest mahogany, that rock Whitney peed on, reptiloids, reptiloid common law marriage and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Steven Universe. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Any of the Riddick Films. A THING MAX HASN'T SEEN: Justified

This week we are joined by Lindsay Pavlas, Maximum Fun Producer and co-muncher of "Brian and Lindsay Will Totally Eat That," and dissension runs rampant with the discussion of TWIZZLERS! Also the titular Frightened Boys, the ghost towns of the Animal Crossing games you've abandoned, Whitney's Stand By Me Shirt, learning to forget about shards and MUCH MUCH MORE. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Stand By Me OR The Goonies. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: League of Legends. A THING LINDSAY HASN'T SEEN: Most of The Gilmore Girls

This week Whitney and Mark are joined by IHST Superfan and all around awesome human Lizzie Bartelt in an episode that can be best described as EXTREMELY INTIMATE! We talk about being disabled in New York City, and ALSO boner pills, wearable sleeping bags, women measuring each others dicks, and EDC! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Home for the Holidays. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Jingle All the Way. A THING LIZZIE HASN'T SEEN: Game of Thrones

It's family time, as Mark demands that Whitney explain the plot and conversation options of all of the Dragon Age games! Also Dungeons and Dragons, Highlander, and BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Fly. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Jupiter Ascending, YET.

This week, Whitney and Mark are joined by Jaya Saxena, a writer of no small reputation or number of book deals! We talk about Substances, the right age to show your child Kyle MacLachlan, loft beds, hair-stealing bats and the giant spider Whitney lived on top of as a child. Also... GOOBY? A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Showgirls. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Bar Rescue. A THING JAYA HASN'T SEEN: Metropolis Synced to Kid A.

This week, Whitney and Mark are joined with Incredible Prince Hal Lublin, from The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Welcome to Night Vale and UNimations! Topics include library sinks, incarnated paper routes, ponytail haircuts, Tango and Cash, Cash and Tango, and my cousin, he has rocket launcher, VERY new. Also orc torture, Gump humping and possibly our longest expose of things We Haven't Seen! A THING HAL HASN'T SEEN: Scarface. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Tango and Cash. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Anything past the first three seconds of "Paperboy".

It's Where The Boys Are Week at I Haven't Seen That, and when Whit's away Mark will discuss Star Trek: Deep Space 9 with cartoonist Matt Lubchansky! Also on the menu: politics, New York chat, and a string of colorful descriptions of how terrible Matt is! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Mike and Molly. A THING MATT HASN'T SEEN: Cheers.

It's Family Time! Pull out the busted copy of GUESS WHO and try NOT to ask racially-based questions! This week we talk about Gloggnacht, what will ruin our childhoods, and the nerd Holy Trinity! Also on tap: drunkenness, gluttony and sloth! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Sir, You Are Being Hunted, yet. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The full awesome power of eight drunk women.

Ten years ago the I Haven't Seen That project was cancelled due to "lack of funds" and "gross incomprehensibility." But when an old enemy threatens Mark and Whitney, the dynamic duo come out of retirement to talk about hobbits, Christmas gifts and dog mishaps! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Daredevil. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Coming Out on Top.

Excelsior! This week, Whitney and Mark are joined by Susana Polo, founder of The Mary Sue, and can't resist talking about the nerdiest things they can think of. Hobbits! Holodecks! Woodland creatures armed with tiny swords! Plus: what fanfiction taught us about sex, and what LARPing taught us about fashion! A THING SUSANA HASN'T SEEN: Gotham. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Rankin-Bass Lord of the Rings. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Fan Fiction.

Mark is in the sky, so Whitney's chatting once more with Scott "Bringdown" Benson! Things don't get as dark as they seem with talk of twine games, censorship, adoption, and going to the bone zone with a ghost. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: No Country for Old Men. A THING SCOTT HASN'T SEEN: Brave.

This week, Whitney and Mark bask in the guttering light of the blood oak as our sun fails and plunges us into darkness. Also: cyberpunk, reference humor, what's the midwest, Abelaird's crushed testicles and Whitney's Angelfire profile from 15 years ago! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Pages of the Book "The Mixed Up Files of Basil E. Frankweiler". A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Hellsing.

This week Whit and Mark learn all of the hottest stock-photo-based sex moves from Cosmo.com blogger Eliza Thompson! We also talk about our favorite One Directioner (Tayne), the horror of C A V E S, and why you can never kill mid-2000s Livejournal drama! A THING ELIZA HASN'T SEEN: Saved By the Bell. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: A Sporting Event. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A Horror Movie.

This week Whitney and Mark are joined by writer and podcaster Brian Heater, of RIYLCast fame! We talk about whether limericks are jokes, if Wild Things is the sequel to Wild Thing, and what is wrong with every podcast, ever. Also, does anyone know what we'd call Russell Brand if he was a dog? A THING BRIAN HASN'T SEEN: The Sopranos. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Rodeo Bar. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: the famous people she's peed next to.

This week, Whitney and Mark are joined by Chicago-land comedian and Brine Weekly contributor Brandon Kirkman! Oh, the things they get into, those lovable scamps: Gundam makeouts, who could be a serial killer, fancy handjobs, the international conspiracy against Yummy Mummy and the worst sunburn of Whitney's life! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Gundam (any). A THING BRANDON HASN'T SEEN: Interstellar. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Stoker.

It's a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of I Haven't Seen That, where Mark is dying in the woods, so Whitney records with her big brother. Listen on for tales of superhero movies, weird shit from Japan, Dad Mode, and a cute little girl saying cute stuff. IT'S HEARTWARMING. A THING IAN HASN'T SEEN: Anything, because he has children. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Dark Knight.

It's another CLASSIC episode of I Haven't Seen That! This week, Whitney and Mark talk about yeti scat, invent a wonderful anthology show about kissing and reminisce about watching Mystery Science Theater with their moms! Plus, a Playboy Party Joke that salutes the pioneering courage of Christine Jorgensen! Just remember, kids - smoking will DEFINITELY kill you! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Wicker Man (the new one). A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Wicker Man (the old one).