I Haven't Seen That

This week Whitney and Mark are joined by Cathy Fisher, King of the Brine Weekly comedy podcast and number 1 Rizzoli and Isles fan, calling in from her desolate nightmare farmhouse in the middle of a field. We talk about bathing in soup, Rizzoli and Isles, stringy bodies, Rizzoli and Isles, fraternity contamination, Rizzoli and Isles, marimba smooth jazz, and much more Rizzoli and Isles. Rizzoli and Isles. Rizzoli and Isles. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Rizzoli and Isles. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Rizzoli and Isles. A THING CATHY HASN'T SEEN: Anything that isn't Rizzoli and Isles

In possibly our most wide-ranging episode ever, Whitney and Mark get twisted on Jupiter oil and talk about: * Big co-eds * Milton Berle's penis * The apocalypse * Loving animation but hating joy * Michael "Johannes" Fassbender * ASMGaRfield A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Gilmore Girls. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: the inside of the Mars Bar.

When Mark is away, the ladies will play! Girlfriend Mode and The Yearbook Office's Alice Lee joins Whitney to make apologies for Aaron Sorkin, hear Whit fail to make apologies for Joss Whedon, and to mutually not apologize at all for just loving. ninjas. so. much. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The West Wing. A THING ALICE HASN'T SEEN: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

This week, joined by cartoonist Matt Lubchansky, we explore the acoustical properties of construction noise, the gender confusion of Nermal, the worst bagels on earth and how everyone in Coming to America was rich as hell! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Eight Crazy Nights. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Coming to America. A THING MATT HASN'T SEEN: Naruto.

Rent this podcast from your local Cracker Barrel because it's running out fast and you don't want to spend the next 300 miles listening to Dean Koontz! This week, Whitney accepts a job running the webmagazine "From a Pyramid Eye," Mark views mortals with longing and skepticism from his dusty sarcophagy, and is Mandy Patinkin the prince of all lies? A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Most other countries. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: American Horror Story: Asylum.

Mark is on vacation so it's time for EXCITING SPECIAL GUEST HOST Scott "Illinois Blitz" Bombsfall! I mean, Benson! Scott and Whit talk about marriage, community theatre, turtles, kind of get a little real about atheism at one point (???), and end it all with a great proposal for the future of the Kingdom Hearts series. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Newsies. A THING SCOTT HASN'T SEEN: Little Shop of Horrors.

It's NARUTO DAY! Due to high Twitter demand, Whitney explains the plot of all 594 episodes of NARUTO to Mark, who believes he's learning even more about Harry Potter. This leads to a Unified Fictional Universe, Megafauna Gargamel and the proper usage of "Spider Jerusalem" (derogatory nickname). A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: All That. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Anita Blake Books.

Join Whitney, Mark and VERY Special Guest Jeffrey Cranor on an adventure deep into the heart of an owl's esophagus! In this episode, Jeffrey confronts some uncomfortable truths about Norm, Whitney gets into a devastating "wheelbarrow-full-of -doughnuts" crash, and Mark imagines a beautiful world of polyamorous, sexually-adventurous Lockhorns. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Most of Twin Peaks. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: It. A THING JEFFREY HASN'T SEEN: Salute Your Shorts (subscriber-only bonus).

This week on I Haven't Seen That, we are joined by comics artist EK Weaver (@bigbigtruck), who Whitney has known for years and possibly saw, once! Mark gets 300 Mafia XP for cutting the head of a horse, Whitney saves her Moon Pies like the humble ant, and EK imagines Kevin "Stevie Nicks" Smith. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Love Guru. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Love Guru. A THING EK HASN'T SEEN: The Love Guru.

Technical difficulties abound as Whitn*SSSSSTCHHHHH* loose meat sandwich, while Mark *VVRRRRVVVVVRRRR* Caroline in the City, and also *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK* tree genitals. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Gilmore Girls. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Herman's Head.

Whitney used to have the best parties, Mark proposes Dark Hermoine and Dagny (@dagnificent) counters with Antiques Roadshow Dutch Baby concessions. PLUS: Hufflepups! The H.R. Giger Memorial Tengu Sex Egg! AND SO MUCH MORE! A THING DAGNY HASN'T SEEN: Most of Deep Space 9, Most of Carnivale. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The inside of a strip club. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The inside of a hentai mouth

Whitney opens her mouth and a frog leaps out, Mark investigates Human Goulash, and everyone's disgusted by watery discharge. PLUS: someone called our answering machine! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Night Flight

In a very special episode of I Haven't Seen That devoted to fighting 1980's orphan illiteracy with Rock, Special Guest Scott Benson (@bombsfall) works in a Giant Eagle, Whitney mourns Charlemagne and Mark needs a special dispensation from the Pope. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Jem and The Holograms. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Sinbad The Sailor. A THING SCOTT HASN'T SEEN: The Sinbad the Comedian Animated Series That Never Existed In This Timeline

DRUGGS! Mark went to Minneapolis, Whitney was in a Coen Brothers movie, and NOBODY here has EVER used illegal drugs. And THAT'S a promise. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Carnivale, STILL A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Band of Brothers, STILL.

With special guest Shannon Dapper! This week Whitney is beset by adorable, crafty vermin, Shannon doesn't want to see Needleplay!, and Mark only has storms where once there were butterflies. A THING SHANNON HASN'T SEEN: Band of Brothers. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: ALF The Animated Series. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: fireworks in New York City

Mark poops in a hole in the precise way that a cat doesn't, Whitney hates ants and everyone talks EVEN MORE about video games. EXTRA BONUS: A guided meditation about axes and a Ken Burns documentary about sweeps week. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Skyrim. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Shining.

Whitney, Mark and Special Guest Lyn (of the dearly-hiatus'd No, You) discuss anime, long-term friendship, trade relations with fantasy worlds and how, exactly, one could murder a group of British schoolchildren without damaging the heart - THE PRECIOUS HEART. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mad Men. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Black Butler. A THING LYN HASN'T SEEN: Innerspace.

It's the gaming episode, where Whitney and Mark crack open a couple of cold bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red and talk about the most xtreme pulse-pounding Stubbled Man simulations out there! Listen as we drop some Real Gamer Science on Sexy Snake Walks, Stone Breasts, and the top ten Tech Tips to take good photographs of ghosts. GAME ON, GAMERS. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Carnivale. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Supergreatfriend's Let's Play: Deadly Premonition

Another spectacular guest episode of "I Haven't Seen That," featuring editor, translator and luminary Paul Starr! Paul, Whitney and Mark discuss Tommy Westphall, the early internet, and fanfiction. Oh, so much fanfiction. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Oh! My Goddess. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: St. Elsewhere. A THING PAUL HASN'T SEEN: The X-Files (mostly)

Whitney saw Jaws, Mark saw DS9, Whitney refuses millions of dollars from an anonymous benefactor, and nobody has seen Twin Peaks. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Fargo. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Penny Dreadful.