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AD breaks down how Al Sharpton makes money off of race baiting; Lindsey Lohan has a disease which is remarkably NOT sexually transmitted; Sylvester Stallone is making another RAMBO movie; A California couple got married at Cosco; Funkhouser denies littering at the Rose parade.

You can now go to Cuba legally and bring back 100 dollars in cigars as long as you have a good reason; Sony has cancelled the release of The Interview and North Korea really is to blame; Funkhouser celebrated Hanukkah with Jewish Pornstars. Oye!

Sony tells movie theatres it's all right if they don't want to show the movie The Interview after terrorist threats; public safety officials kill their 'don't jerk and drive' campaign over fear of offending people; man uses santa-con bar crawl as a cover to rob a bank dressed as santa; Funkhouser fails to finish his christmas shopping.

Reasons why you're not getting a Christmas bonus; Mama June & Sugar Bear from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo could make a million dollars doing porn; ISIS is selling James Foley's body for a million dollars; Funkhouser's girlfriend recovers from explosive intestinal distress just in time for the boat parade.

Ways to avoid a nervous breakdown over the holidays; man is busted walking around naked and pleasuring himself and he blames it on his mom not letting him watch porn in the house; convicted sexual predator wins 3 million dollar lottery; Funkhouser misses out on fondue because of sick girlfriend

Mississippi teen burned alive, protesters silent; English doctor suggests you pleasure yourself before your company christmas party; Labron James causes international incedent by putting his arm around Kate Middleton; Funkhouser almost makes out with his boss

What to do when the coffee fails you; Walgreens pulls its Hanukkah wrapping paper after someone notices a swastika printed on it; Miley Cyrus makes out with Paris Hilton, will we all die from the outbreak?; Funkhouser goes to Christmas party, allows girlfriend to get hammered

Nicki Minaj appeared on Saturday Night Live, huge black boobs ensued; Slayer rescues a kitten; Funkhouser channels his inner tween girl at #JingleBall

Professional hair thieves are hitting up beauty supply shops and stealing weaves; legal pot in the US is crippling mexican cartels and the DEA has a problem with that?!; Funkhouser disposes of the evidence; AD discusses the true meaning of Christmas

The League of Legends World Championship had more viewers than the World Series and the NBA Finals; Former Creed singer Scott Stapp may have gone insane; Funkhouser is immune to the comedic charms of Donald Glover, AD agrees.

Disgruntled ISIS recruits' letters home reveal jihad isn't all its cracked up to be; fun facts about crime in America; Madonna gets her cans out (again); Snookie is married; Funkhouser's back feels better, no thanks to the rain.

Creed singer Scott Stapp placed on psychiatric hold because he's paranoid, delusional and possibly dangerous; a couple left their kids wandering around a hotel so they could shop on Black Friday; Shia La Beouf claims he was "raped" during his performance art project; FDA rules will force restaurants, theatres and grocery stores to post calorie counts in one of the most costly regulations ever imposed on the food industry; Funkhouser cooked a corn thing

Charles Manson is getting married to a hot 26 year old and you still don't have a girlfriend; Teacher shows up to school drunk, assaults a student and pees himself; Illegal immigrant pleads guilty to tranporting a child for sex in the US; Funkhouser has compatible bacteria with his girlfriend.

Another video of Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber calling American voters stupid has surfaced; women: if you are invited to a 'let's chill' party it's not what you think it is; the McRib is back & Funkhouser is awoken from his sleep by explosive intestinal distress. Coincidence? I think not!

Today in history 1954 Armistice day becomes Veterans day; AD and Funkhouser play Veterans Day True or False; military veterans in Hollywood; is Mickey Mouse in league with the devil? the Church of Satans must-see movie list suggests he is; Funkhouser has never had a McRib.

Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters checks in on the AD show the day Sonic Highways comes out. It was supposed to help promote the album and the accompanying HBO series..but it wound up being so much more. Truly inspiring words from a truly inspiring man.

A woman with an I Heart Crystal Meth shirt was arrested with crystal meth; A Rod admits to using peds from the bio genesis clinic; some of clay aiken's hollywood donors are not happy he's turned his run for congress into a reality show, they feel they're been duped; Funkhouser interviews favorite childhood band... has childhood dreams crushed.

Primetime television's fall lineup: fisting, anal sex, penis pictures; why now is the perfect time to hold your elected officials accountable; Funkhouser injures his groin, girl gets to second chorus.

The Republicans are in charge of the House and the Senate, why this could be a very good thing in the longrun; Marijuana now legal in Alaska, Oregon and Washington DC; Gay Republican wins in California but is also accused of sexual harassment; Funkhouser remains calm.