Unwanted Answers

Yahoo Answers has been permanently shut down. What does this mean for our show? In this (“final”) episode of Unwanted Answers, we hold a funeral for the show we loved, when nobody else did. We talk about whether to shower with your eyes closed, Johnson & Johnson (please get vaccinated everyone), a radical proposition for the 50 states, getting to the Sun, an innovative new way to do art, Pluto, and starting a dried fruit business. It’s the grand finale.Stay tuned, for later in the episode – a special report about our producer Paul.Welcome to Season 5! And goodbye…

In this episode we get nostalgic again, talking about our local TV channels, and kids’ shows on PBS (good and bad). We also discuss children’s books, AMERICA, McDonald’s, and what to do about “Nathan.” And all allotted in a time longer than an entire particular presidency.

For our 30th episode we catch up on what we missed since last time–with each other, and the world–and there was a lot to cover! An actual fond memory of the past. A tale of a D&D character death. The political and viral sphere. And lastly for today, we answer a question which brings the mysterious Man-Ant to the forefront.

In 2020—Christmas comes with a vengeance. Join us for our 4th annual holiday special episode where we answer *holiday* themed questions from the internet. Find out what 100% of Unwanted Answers hosts now have in common, and hear what our recurring guests are up to this holiday season. We also list off some of the WORST gift ideas [Does Paul read this far into the description? Paul, if you’re reading this, I meant GOOD gift ideas] and talk about xmas history.

In this episode we talk about cats (the animal, not the musical), check in again with Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and answer equally important questions we're equally qualified to answer such as; whether eating chicken salad makes you corrupt, and whether a grandmother should be in the delivery room for their grandchild's birth.

In this episode recorded on Friday the 13th, we talk about our respective Halloweens, and ever scarier—the week of the 2020 election! This episode is the political show that no one asked for (don’t worry, it’s still light-hearted). But then we finally get on to our questions and other regular segments. Find out progress that’s been made to have crows save the world, then maybe we won’t need politics! Just Crow Boy…

In this special Halloween episode we talk literally getting coronavirus and other horrors of the month of October. We talk about Halloween history, and answer the most pressing Halloween themed questions from the internet. How can I make people think I’m a vampire? How do I go to the store in full clown costume? It’s our first Halloween Special of Unwanted Answers!

It's a big milestone for Unwanted Answers—the big quarter-hundred episode extravaganza! Join us for our biggest episode yet, as we talk to many of our favorite guests like Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Huck, Babyface Antonio, The Captain, The Skipper, Numbers Guy, The Unemployed Actor (and unfortunately producer Paul dodged our requests for an in-person interview in favor of continued veiled threats).Unwanted Answers has changed a lot since episode one, but we still remember the good old days! In between our regular segments and answering questions you'll hear us revisit some older questions from the very beginning.Thanks everyone for joining us for our 25th episode milestone, one we can't say we expected to get to, and we can't say anyone wanted us to get to, and yet here it is! And somehow, it's not ending anytime soon either, but, who knows, if we lose our 1-5 cent funding for this thing we might be cancelled before we have a chance to say goodbye. Here's to 26, and so on!

In this episode we answer what to do if you worry someone thinks you’re following them, whether you can legally buy alcohol while drunk, we hear the beginnings of the wonderful lifelong relationship between Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and we talk about Cracker Barrel.

In this episode we talk about our worst restaurants for a great length of time before talking about a disappointing bridge, what to do if you’re bitten by a bat and become the real-life Batman (or, for copyright purposes, something else), and what to do if you suspect contaminated fast food.

In this episode we talk about a complicated family pregnancy test drama, a brother overshadowed by his more criminally successful brothers, a beloved bee, and the return of Babyface Antonio. It’s the episode of family drama.

In this episode, we we let problem-havers know what they should do when they're in love with their dog, when you don't want to turn 22, and the moral quandary of whether you should sneak jumps on your neighbor's trampoline. Sponsered by the phone-answering robot.

In this episode we talk about life in quarantine. We talk about losing $37 and present the First Annual Robby Awards. We talk about Popeye, and method acting as a cat. It's Season 4 of Unwanted Answers! Those protesters are somethin', huh?

In this episode we address the elephant in the room, talk about the bold return of a scammer, the the return of the numbers guy, answer what to do if you’re a mother and your daughter annoyingly keeps calling you mother, and most excitingly—batteries!

Welcome to Unwanted Answers Christmas Special III: Skipper’s Worst Christmas. In this episode, just in the nick of time, we talk about everything the holiday spirit is all about. Bathroom humor, Santa breaking your legs, Your mom’s affair, a threatening child mafia boss, and never getting what you want in the end (just like the skipper). Like a present you never wanted, this special holiday episode is wrapped up and here again!

In this episode we talk about avoiding being indoctrinated into a cult, an extremely risque story involving removing gloves, how to explain to your dad why you bought $70 protein powder, always staying 10 feet away from everyone, and more! All while under quite a bit of fire from our producer.

In this episode we talk about frog charity, a clean bank robber, horse trauma, the mysterious case of Buckwheat, and more!

We're back! And unwanted! This episode we talk about a tragically stolen pen, tainted popcorn, dirty jeans, the #1 late-career Adam Sandler fan, and more!

Were back with our 2nd Unwanted Christmas Special In this episode we answer holiday questions such as How can Santa be more environmentally conscious What if your favorite shirt stops being sold just before Christmas What if youre living in a Christmas decoration overloaded nightmare Find out in this very special and very unwanted episode Also Our worst Christmas gifts and thievery Just in time for the holidays Dont trust the skipper

In episode unlucky 13 we tell stories about begging for 4 dollars introducing yourself as Bob and some longlasting pottery trauma We even enthusiastically sign up for MySpace live on the podcast Also we urge everyone to take the role seriously when you dress up as a black widow watch some odd videos andas two grown menimitate a babytalking person until you truly want this show less than you ever haveApologies again for parts with lackluster audio technology has betrayed us