Unwanted Answers

When does a wish at 1111 come true Is this guy from WalMart my longlost brother Thats right were back and more honest than ever for season 2 this time with new segments where well let you know what happened on this day in history present a rap thatll teach you how to prepare the perfect fast food burger and even show just how Star Wars Prequel quotes can be applied to answer any questionApologies for any lackluster audio in this episode technology betrayed us Also a warning for some vague Infinity War spoilers but to be fair with names completely removed so its vague enough

You certainly didnt ask for it yet here it is Another Unwanted Answers with no answers but we do reminisce as is often a segment on the show remembering the end of the year 1999 and the toll it took on us that it ended at all We talk about old Mac educational software stupid kindergarteners and a favorite childrens book series Also we reveal some potential new segment ideas for the pod You didnt ask for this and hey neither did we this wasnt even originally an Unwanted Answers episode But here it is after too long of a break were backSource KURTdp77 on YouTube for the KidPix sound effectspp1 margin 00px 00px 00px 00px font 120px Helvetica Neue color e4af0a

Unwanted Answers is 1 year old No one wanted it to begin with but here we are one year later One years worth of questions and for this celebratory episode ending season 1 we go back through memory lane and reread some of our most memorable questions We reminisce on everything weve learning over the course of Unwanted Answers and the morals weve incorporated into our lives thanks to the questions others on the internet have asked And here a year later still no one asked for any of this Yet here it is

We answer some actual questions this week such as What if your mom wont give you the iPhone X Which superpower would you choose the ability to talk to ducks or find any good parking space Whats the best way to receive flowers And we do some Star Wars prequel quoting Join us for this total downer of an episode D

This week we answer NOTHINGthats right no one asked for the answers and well no one got them We do however chat at length about enthralling topics such as signing petitions substitute teachers libraries Titanic 2 the Blockbuster employee training video featuring the greatest method actor of our generation and the biggest reveal of the show so far

In this Unwanted Answers we talk at length about the true crime tale of the century the middle school Smarties sniffers but after plenty of reminiscing and much talk about The Office we answer questions too Including How does one best depict Danny Devito in a painting Which animals are real Why did my boss invite me to his wedding You didnt ask for the answers but here they are

In this Unwanted Answers we correctly answer topics such as writing a letter to a judge dealing with being stalked by girl scouts what to do if a demon falls in love with you opening a restaurant in a funeral home and do labels given in 4th grade last for life These are the questions with answers you didnt ask for

In this Holiday Special episode of Unwanted Answers we answer what to do about a dying Christmas tree sending a Christmas card to your mistress being shocked with Christmas lights not getting a scooter from Santa and the upcoming Christmas Extended Universe Its the Unwanted Answers Christmas Special a holiday tradition you already wish would go away

On this posttrilogy episode of Unwanted Answers we become psychics by holding a tarot card reading answer how to escape Lightning McQueen ponder European FastFood chains in the USA the problem with throwing corn cobs on someones lawn and walking on the sun

In this return episode of Unwanted Answers we answer just what to do if you see a dinosaur what to do if you accidentally eat a penny living without your rubber ducky and how to safely look at a picture of the sun We also experience a blast from the past the likes of which we never thought wed see again And again And again

On this episode of Unwanted Answers Adam and Tyler answer more questions before getting sidetracked talking about The Office We eventually answer thrilling questions Can you sue a pizza place How was the Grand Canyon created What is the king of the Jungle Can you share embarrassing stories about your parents Find out on Unwanted Answers

Hosts Adam and Tyler give the answers no one wanted to questions found on the internet We talk about if psychics are real can you name a jerky business Bambi are horoscopes wrong about marriage and Golden Carole vs Buffalo Wild wings Youve got questions weve got answers Not the ones you were hoping for but weve still got them