Unwanted Answers

In this episode we pay tribute to the unlucky day itself by talking about frat knights, the cursed Robert the Doll, smelly cruises, and a man named Unlucky Bob.And here begins Season 9 of Unwanted Answers! What a good day to start!

In our 2nd annual Unwanted New Year’s Special, this time in honor of the upcoming year of 2025, we not only make NEW bold predictions for this next year, we also cover last year’s psychic predictions and prove our abilities.We also discuss Numbers Guy’s new years resolution, and give tips for how to host a good new year’s party!

It's not only our 8th annual Unwanted Christmas Special, it's also our 50th episode of Unwanted Answers! It's the season where we do all that we normally do on this deeply unwanted show, but now with royalty free holiday music and answers to questions about how to cope with the holidays! (And death looming). We discuss some cartoons needing to be deeply sad, learn about Unabomber Santa's side gig, discuss bootleg DVD's as gifts, and we hear from a snobby Christmas decoration critic. All wrapped up nicely for you to reject!

In this episode we spin a wheel full of our usual segments to see what fate wants us to answer to!

In this episode we talk about lot about weddings! Good and bad… Plus; the Wicked doll incident, Flintstone vitamins being the fountain of youth, and dealing with a stinky dead tooth – and we remember that it could always be worse (probably).

We talk about being too young to play Call of Duty, the secret section of video stores, bicycles v. tricycles, living in a constant state of paranoia, and play another UA Stinky Tomato game! This time we guess scores for Kevin James films.

We talk about major cities, what happened to country music, unusual cocktails, and Jeff’s experience with alien cloning.

In this episode we answer how to deal with a ruined birthday, how to give unlicensed tattoos, and discuss Soylent and hating mouth sounds! Also in this episode – a new segment! A sports event greater than any other happening in the first quarter of this year, where we pit our recurring guests against each other – it’s Unwanted Answers Recurring Cast Madness Bracket 2024. Who will win?

In this episode we talk about hating haircuts, water, taxes, our beautiful* country, Moose Murders on Broadway, and we answer questions like: What if you love someone who can’t be located? What’s the best way to deal with an over-gifter?And excitingly, we introduce a new segment!: Our take on the Rotten Tomatoes guessing game; The Stinky Tomato Game: Sandler Edition (Brought to you by Huck).*physically, not personality-wise.Watch the video version of Huck’s Stinky Tomato Game on our YouTube channel!: https://www.youtube.com/@altdpodcasts

In this special first-ever NEW YEAR’s episode of Unwanted Answers, we talk about all things to think about going into the new year. Dogs, Rome, eggs, blood, calendars, pancakes, being framed, and a comprehensive history of Uncle Al and Aunt Ash. Finally, we give our official Unwanted Answers 2024 predictions — do we have what it takes to be among the best future-tellers? So follow us into 2024 and see how correct we were!We also cap this episode off with some audio from our “holiday party” featuring all of our favorite reoccurring guests! That means you can join us in welcoming the new year by starting this episode at exactly 9:13:44PM to hear us count down to midnight!

It’s the 7th Unwanted Answers Christmas Special! Hoo-wee! In this special holiday episode, we talk about past holidays (including a most embarrassing Christmas story), historical December 25ths from the past, allergies to Christmas spirit, Unabomber Santa, furbabies, and finding a long lost pet named Fluffy as the final Christmas miracle of the year.

In this normal episode of Unwanted Answers, we give some advice to callers. What if you feel like a bee? What if you can't stand your coworker's mouth noises? We answer that and more, and of course, nothing is out of the ordinary in this episode!This episode of Unwanted Answers is sponsored by:The Hungry MermaidBabyface Antonio's Loan ServiceHuck's PlumbingUse code: HOOWEE at checkout.

For our 6(66)th annual Unwanted Answers holiday special, we talk about Christmas movies (good and bad. very very bad), we talk about the origin of Christmas cards and all the special cards we got from our special guest friends. We talk to our returning guest the Unemployed Actor about his Christmas roles, we talk about a wonderful gift to get your friends and family, and finally — we talk about mending a broken family around the holidays. Sweet stuff.

In this episode we discuss quitting jobs, really flat hats, really smart relatives, really weird beverages, garbage traditions, R rated movies, and whether you really NEED to send a thank you note.

In this episode we cover all the hard-hitting topics. Politics. The Arts. Sexism. Death. Love. Drugs. Religion. Speaking of religion—God forgive us because we also look at some NFT’s. *shudder*Yup, we get a little PG-13 this episode. But don’t worry — we bleep the F word. We’re not monsters…

In this episode we talk about starting new eras, family lines full of disappointment, and urine in a coffee cup. And can you believe it – another new segment! Listen in. Please. I don't want to beg.

Happy Holidays, a Merry Christmas, and also sorry.In this 5th annual Christmas Special, we talk about crappy gifts, the fantasy lore of the founding fathers, the Mouse Candle (please, please buy–we can't afford this show going on like this on zero pennies) and what to do if an unwanted relative insists on visiting.This episode also has a very real sponsorship!!

Due to a 100% budget cut (from $0.01 to $0.00) this episode has been released late, but it's here! Just in time for the holidays! Speaking of holidays, our 5th annual Unwanted Christmas Special is coming out THIS CHRISTMAS DAY! Thank POD. So consider this episode a little stocking-stuffer (AKA, something you will forget about in like an hour and never again cherish the memory of).

Well, that was nice while it lasted. Paul is back for some Paul's Product Placement. We talk about some wild "what's been going on recently," learn about an overlooked and forgotten part of Civil War era history, and look at life through the eyes of a drifter.

It's a new era for Unwanted Answers. Where we have to answer the biggest question of all–Where do we go from here when Yahoo Answers is no more? Well, it turns out it's a pretty similar show, with all of your favorite segments and guests galore. Things are only ever going to be good and go our way from here on out!JLvdIkW1yxg3woIfDVUH