Minionworks - Actual Play Rpg Podcasts

The Minions are in the fight of their lives against a huge, hulking dracolich which is made all the more difficult given the fact that the Minions found it in the least likely of places - the extradimensional backdoor into Fortuna’s vault. But before you go off thinking that a battle with an undead dragon is the biggest headache our heroes must suffer through… think again. It’s merely the beginning of their troubles as the seemingly random series of events taking place in and around Sigil begin to become interconnected. Can the Minions put together the pieces or are they already in over their heads?

There are certain things that you expect to find in the vault of a casino: gold, gems, valuable trinkets and works of art. By contrast then, there are certain things that you DON’T expect to find in the vault of a casino. Go ahead and guess which one of these scenarios the Minions have stumbled upon.

The Minions have met back up with Petramonte in order to barter for her stonification skills as part of an elaborate plan to sneak into the vault at Fortuna’s. What remains to be seen is what ends up being more difficult: convincing a medusa to both petrify and UNpetrify a party, working out the kinks in said plan, or actually dealing with what is found beyond the vault door. Come for the ADHD, stay for what might end up being the least lucrative heist in the history of thievery.

Bullock and Kildrek and gone. The mysterious Danatorin Shalbarain has been released from his enslavement in a magical figurine and has joined the team as their new healer. Salle wants to break into her own casino vault to regain control of Fortuna’s. It’s just a typical series of events for the Minions. When our heroes finally get adjusted to the changes and decide to crack open the sorceress’s safe, they hatch a plan - convince Petra Monte, freshly (and conveniently) arrived from her fighting arena in the Feydark, to petrify them and get them into the vault Trojan horse-style. Getting the medusa to go along with their plan might be the easy part because, as we’re all about to learn, getting -to- the medusa is going to be anything but...

Our heroes have returned from the Feydark with the soul-bearing figurines of Sting’s former comrades and Bullock’s promise fulfilled to help retrieve them. Now, the psion is ready to return home and the pixie is eager to free his fellow soldiers. All it will take is a simple ritual to get the job done but, as you all should know by now, nothing in the Minionverse is ever simple. Our heroes, as we know them, are about to be altered forever. The question remains: how?

The Minions have taken on the mysterious gnome known as the Giggling Death who, apparently, has enslaved the former comrades of Sgt. Llewelyn “Sting” Buttercup and forced them to become mindless, fighting zombies. Can our heroes reign supreme in a cage match to the death while saving the suffering soldiers from harm’s way? It’s the conclusion of the Throwdown from Mushroom Town!

The Minions have made it to the Feydark town of Glompthwaite in search of any survivors from Sting’s former company of soldiers. What they found instead, however, was a fight. With the only way to infiltrate the inner workings of the town and learn the fate of the pixie’s fellow comrades to engage in battle in Petramonte’s arena, our heroes are prepared to take on their first foe. And that’s where it all goes downhill. Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a no-holds barred cage match of comedic proportions.

Our heroes are in the Feydark, searching for clues that, hopefully, will lead them to the whereabouts of Sgt. Llewelyn “Sting” Buttercup’s long-lost comrades-at-arms. All they have to do is traverse the sticky, spiderweb-coated terrain of the road to the depths of the ‘Dark, survive the many pitfalls placed in their path by the DM, and make sure they detour around the dick nipples. Yes. Dick nipples. What lies beyond the stalactites and stalagmites of certain calamity? Tune into this special, double-length episode to find out!

Sting has implored the Minions to join him on an adventure to the Underdark to learn the fate of his long, lost comrades supposedly held as prisoners-of-war by the Drow. Well… when we say “implored”, what we really meant was “held Bullock’s father’s ashes hostage“. What dastardly dangers await our dimwitted dungeon dwellers this time? Dive into this week’s episode and find out!

You might think that hitching a ride with the infamous Baba Yaga would be the most dangerous thing the Minions might have to try and survive this episode. You’d be wrong.

You know things are bad when it takes Sting to keep the party from succumbing to the raw will-bending power of the Regalia of Might and killing one another. With attitudes adjusted but nerves frayed, the Minions have turned their thoughts back to just one thing: getting the hell out of the Prison of the Gods. All they have to do is summon the infamous Baba Yaga and hitch a ride home. Simple, right? Riiiiiight...

Whether or not the Minions will prevail and secure what they think is the fabled Eye of Storms from a mass of shambling mounds is pretty much a foregone conclusion. Whether or not they can survive what happens once they do, however, is the REAL question.

The Minions have found themselves in a fight for their lives inside Henna’s Henhouse, a brothel smack in the swamplands of Carceri. But what they’re up against isn’t known… at least not yet. Strap in, though, because we’re all about to find out.

Crossing paths with a very confused convoy of merchants in the swamplands of Carceri, the Minions learned that the answers they sought as to the whereabouts of the Eye of Storms might be found at Hannah’s Henhouse… which is EXACTLY what you think it is. So, it’s off to yet another house of ill repute in search of the truth and/or a good time. But just how good a time can one have at a whorehouse in the middle of a prison realm? You’re about to find out.

After surviving an onslaught of trolls deep in the swamps of Carceri, the Minions now must figure out what to do next if they want to find the fabled Eye of Storms, complete the Regalia of Might, and fulfill Benjamin Borneoake’s legacy. So, what do they do? Proposition a roving band of bad-smelling troglodytes, that’s what. And that’s when it gets weird… for everyone at the table.

A bell tower with a magical gong at the top: how could Sting possibly resist ringing it? Deep in the swamps of Carceri, the fabled Prison the Gods, the Minions have inadvertently summoned the welcoming party to greet them as they search for the Eye of Storms. Their guests, however, turn out to be more ruffians than revelers as you’ll soon find out.

The Minions were headed to Carceri, (Because, let’s face it… why WOULDN’T they go to the Prison of the Gods?) when they ran smack into an incredibly beautiful Drow woman that turned out to be a lot more sinister than her pretty looks let on. This week’s episode picks up where we left off. Will the Minions survive the encounter? What lies ahead in Carceri? Listen and find out!

After being rescued by the enigmatic couatl, Balta Karalius, and being filled in on his connection to Bullock’s now-departed father, Benjamin, the secretive serpent has made our heroes an offer: help him in his quest to win The Great Chase and he’ll become their patron. Of course, the Minions have another option as well: complete the work of Benjamin Borneoake in locating the missing piece of the Regalia of Might known as the Eye of Storms. When our heroes finally DO make up their minds on which path to travel down, however, their journey gets off to a typical Minions-like start. What roadblock has been thrown up in front of them this time around? Listen in and find out.

The question on everyone’s mind is: what’s in the box? Bullock Borneoake and the Minions are about to find out as they rush headlong into the final showdown inside a creepy catacomb-like temple and, when they do, it’s just the beginning...

Just when you think it couldn't get any worse for the Minions as they search for Bullock's father, Benjamin, our heroes find themselves crossing paths with a magic circle. Doing so brings up a very important question: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a pentagram? But it's what happens at the end of this episode that... well, just don't lose your head over the cliffhanger.