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Hot dogs. Death poems. Sacrificial altar design. The downsides to choosing an English major. Somewhere between all of THAT lies the continuation of our heroes searching for Benjamin Borneoake deep inside a treacherous temple. This episode is proof-positive that, if you're gonna railroad the group, you really can’t forget about the rails.

The Minions have found themselves pinned between a room-sized trapper and a menacing bone naga, so they do what any battle-tested group of adventures would do: talk about baked goods. Somewhere between recipes and Michael Bay as a DM, our story lies and, just like a fruitcake, this episode is chock full of nuts.

The Minions have found themselves hot on the trail of Bullock’s father, Benjamin, getting led into a mysterious temple in a strange grassland realm. They’ve found themselves in a race against time, five hours to be exact, to get in, find Ben, and get back out alive. In typical fashion, however, the Minions managed to get mired in a masoleum and, with the sound of stone scraping against stone behind them... who knows what they’ve gotten themselves into this time...

We’re back! When we last left the Minions, they were hurtling down a river of corrosive gas on strange rafts made of dragon… and human… skin, looking for Bullock’s father, Benjamin, who’s journal had led them to this strange grassland realm. Just as they were getting the hang of steering on a current of acidic air, the Minions were attacked by animated statues of flying monkeys. Now, they must fight to survive. Can they hang on against the haranguing organtuans? What awaits them at the bottom if they do? And what in the world is C.D.B.? There’s dice-slinging, insult-hurling, and listener-mail-answering afoot as the Minions return to action!

In our last episode, the Minions had managed to take care of the riff-raff that invaded Madame Pagoda’s during their absence and, after a good night’s rest in their old stomping grounds, turned their eyes towards Winterhaven. Bullock is ready to return home and find out the fate of his father, Benjamin, but he and the Minions couldn’t have expected what happens next. This week’s episode features additional voice work by Kati Delaney.

The Minions are back in Fallcrest… somehow. But, before they can enjoy the homecoming, they hear on the streets that something is up at Madame Pagoda’s Bathhouse and it;s definitely not a 2-for-1 rub-and-tug special. Will the Minions clean house or are they about to get thrown out with the bathwater?

After crashing an Eladrin wedding… literally… the Minions finally got back to Fortuna’s after a long ordeal in the jungle-like realm of Arborea and got some much needed rest. The next morning, to their surprise, the Stabbin’ Wagon had gotten some significant… not to mention unexplainable… upgrades. The answer as to why awaits you in this episode and, trust us, byt the time this ride is over, the Minions will end up, for once, in some very FAMILIAR territory.

Our episode picks up with the Minions fighting against some unknown terror in an effort to secure the Glass of Truth before heading back to Sigil. You’d THINK that would be the focus of the episode, but you’d be wrong. It’s what happens AFTER that… well… consider this your invitation to the most rollicking episode of the season. Be sure to RSVP for mayhem, Minions style, because nobody throws a wedding… off track… quite like our heroes.

After surviving a brush with some murderous monkeys, the Minions got some much needed rest and headed deeper into the rainforest only to come across a rickety rope bridge across a deep chasm cut into the trees. In the process of crossing it, a green dragon swooped by causing the Minions to take up arms to defend themselves. Will they manage to do so, or will the sinewy serpent fix their wagons for good?

With the titantic toads and spooky sacrifical statues behind them, the Minions are pressing on deeper into the rainforest-like realm they’ve found themselves in. As they continue to make their way towards the Glass of Truth, however, they're about to find themselves in another predicament and their adversaries aren’t monkeying around.

The Minions had managed to make their way through a mysterious rainforest realm in search of the Glass of Truth, avoiding obstacles and a peculiar green dragon in the process. However, at a fork in the path, the sassy sorceress, Salle, caught a glimpse of something in the surrounding foliage that spooked her. Turns out, whatever it is, will be the least of their problems.

For winning their bout in Sigil’s Ring of Blood, the Minions have earned a lead on the whereabouts of their former boss-turned-con-artist, Maximillian. Now, they’ll make their way into the hoity-toity section of Sigil known as the Lady’s Ward to find a hidden portal nestled somewhere in the Fey Gardens… but not before raising a few eyebrows in the process. What awaits our heroes beyond their first portal jump? Listen in and find out!

An AWOL wizard. John Cena. A psionic-robotic abomination. A ring of blood. A mysterious Goblin sorceress. Urinating in cups and the repercussions of doing so. A Drow serial killer on the loose. The re-emergence of Gymkata. And a city full of portals that can whisk you away to anywhere at anytime. What the hell could all of these things POSSIBLY have in common with one another? It’s the Season Premiere of Minions! What else COULD it be?

This is it: the Season 2 finale! Our heroes have the In, the Out, and all the pieces of the Shattered Door practically secured. All that stands between them and all the answers is finding a talking statue. After everything they’ve been through, surely there has to be a happy ending, right? Seriously, what podcast have you been listening to?

The conclusion of the Minions' push through the trap-ladened Pits starts off with Stasi in a diabolical pit-within-a-pit. You'd think it couldn't get any worse from there. You'd be wrong. Can the Minions make it to the end, secure the other half of the portable hole known as The Out, and escape in one piece? Tune in and find out!

The Minions are so close to escaping the Endless Halls, they can almost taste it. However, before they can escape the mind-destroying maze of maliciousness, they’ll have to make some difficult decisions and endure one final gauntlet: the long, winding, and trap-filled area known as The Pits. Do they have the wits and endurance it will take to traverse the Takers’ home turf? Or will they meet a grisly fate at the bottom of a stake-lined trap? Tune in and find out!

After the loss of Dog, our heroes made a pact: leave no other Minion behind and get the Shattered Door back together to get the hell out of the Endless Halls. After ganging up on a hill giant and subduing a shadowy Githzerai carrying a silver sword, the bargaining chip needed for the Athar’s piece of the door, the Minions have entered into the mysterious Dragon Halls. With clues from the journal, Bullock has the Minions primed to blaze through and find out what secrets lie behind its many doors. The question is… has he interpreted the clues correctly?

The Minions rushed to the Silent Hallways and hastily gained an audience with Mother Superior in an effort to try and stop Dog and his newly found friends from the People’s Front of Sigil from making a HUGE mistake in taking on the Silent Brotherhood. The question on all nine of our listener’s minds is: were they succesful? You’re about to find out.

The Minions have been running ragged with one eye on the prize of the Shattered Door and the other on trying to locate their lost companion, Dog. What starts out as any other… ordinary… morning in the Weary Traveler quickly turns into anything but when a familiar figure is found feasting amongst the tavern’s patrons. It’s what is uncovered next, though, that has the Minions racing against the clock and for their lives.

The Minions’ plan of robbing Maliforous’s kobold henchmen of his own gold and then using that gold to buy his piece of the Shattered Door appears to have gone off without a hitch… until they start heading back to the Weary Traveler to get some much needed rest. Of course, this time, it’s not the Minions’ plan that turns out to fall apart at the seams. Come for the Dungeon Master’s unraveling; stay for the last 21 seconds.