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Episode 200 is looming. I have some ideas of what to do to mark the event but I am open to suggestions from the listeners. Then we travel all the way back to 2017 when I thoughtfully articulated my take on the most pressing issues of the day. Dial 847-665-9238 and help me help you. … Continue reading #193 – Retro Regressions Vol 2

Will Halloween candy gives you diabetuhs?  Can any word, if repeated enough, be funny?  How many Chinese hit men does it take to a kill businessman?  Is this podcast offensive or are you worried about the wrong things? Check out Tony’s podcast Pod Caviar and visit shirtcaviar.com to cop some next level shirts. Got beef?  … Continue reading #192 – Candy Induced Diabetuhs

I’m actually done traveling for a bit and we are up and running to bring you the audio equivalent of candy corn.  Rats are driving, blenders are flying and someone is lying.  Plus some sick organ work by yours truly. Check out Tony’s pursuits by visiting shirtcaviar.com and subscribing to Pod Caviar wherever you get … Continue reading #191 – Treats For Tricks

I’ve been traveling too much and I don’t know what time it is.  The following things are not working for me: The NBA, Communism and Whiskey Tide Pods.  Enjoy! Shout out to our inaugural Patron Ross Plunkett! Visit Patreon.Com/OneGrahamArmy to support this podcast directly. Check out Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and visit shirtcaviar.com … Continue reading #190 – The NBA On Xi N.T.

S.U.S.I.E. is a highly advance A.I. robot sent by some unknown entity to monitor mine and Tony’s conversations.  She is clearly a listener but maybe not a fan.  Otherwise it’s (strange) business as usual. Dial 847-665-9238, comply.

With the announcement that Boston Dynamics has released “spot” for the commercial market, Tony and I walk down what is coming and why you won’t do anything about it. Check out shirtcaviar.com and the podcast Pod Caviar wherever you surf the web or bump pods. Dial 847-665-9238, leave a message, kill a baby seal, change … Continue reading #188 – Robots: You’ll Accept Them

The heist of a golden toilet inspires the next great British Gangster/Larry The Cable Guy film, an All-Pro goes All-Poot, Quantum mechanics tells us that sex and soda are interchangeable and I remix an iconic West Coast Gangster track. Check out Pod Caviar where you get podcasts, visit shirtcaviar.com and subscribe… or else. Dial 847-665-9238 … Continue reading #187 – Lock, Loo & Two Sultry Sodas

I’m back from Miami and in the MST with Tony to discuss pooing with a stool, check out a Nazi theme park, watch a train wreck of a movie trailer sent in by Dr. Kevin Schmidt and learn about the “hirony off da negro pahlice mahn” Check out Tony’s podcast “Pod Caviar” wherever you get … Continue reading #186 – Cage The Nicholas

My old man is back in the ministry of silly talk for a quick (family friendly) episode in which he proves he is the master of deciphering accents and we take a look at some brutal British cuisine.  Also, my daughter sits in to hear the commercial she recorded and play us out with some … Continue reading #185 – Charlie “Possum” Walden (& Macy)

The NFL is back… I might not care.  Tony and I kick around unsubstantiated theories about what is killing the NFL and a discuss a possible solution involving little people and camels.  Don’t bring your kids.   Visit shirtcaviar.com to get some sweet torso accessories Dial 847-665-9238 to get some great life accessories

In honor of Labor Day and laborers, Tony and I discuss the importance of labor laws and work place safety practices with some help from Klaus the Forklift Driver & a host of graphic workplace safety videos.       Visit ShirtCaviar.com to get some sweet shirts and check out Pod Caviar wherever you get … Continue reading #183 – Labor Day Safety Briefing

Andrew Luck has made a powerful enemy in former RB OJ Simpson, a man is caught making sweet love to a beach ball and battle lines are being drawn in humanity’s war against dolphins.  Don’t get caught on the wrong side of history, folks. Dial 847-665-9238 Check out shirtcaviar.com for all your torso accessories and … Continue reading #182 – Stay Out Of The Water

In hopes of keeping listeners from haphazardly stumbling onto old content I will be curating classic episodes to be rebroadcast a couple of times a month along with a brief update on the state of the podcast. This inaugural installment features a classic response to a report from Shantell’s older sister about an EMP attack … Continue reading #181 – Retro Regressions Vol 1

Humans grooming rats in Baltimore, shaving cream penguins and we take a look the poster child for hugging your daughters and keeping them off social media. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and go shirt yourself when you see the designs at shirtcaviar.com Dial 847-665-9238  

Great band names galore as we learn about the human build a bear lab in AZ, Siri starts recording when she hears your zipper and grandma got run over by a reindeer… but only if by run over you mean blown up and by reindeer you mean the US Army. Tony has a podcast called … Continue reading #179 – Siri & The Cooler Of Wangs

I unveil a fool proof & guaranteed solution to climate change that doesn’t involve plagiarizing Bill Burr.  I also expose Tony to the GREATEST FILM TRAILER OF ALL TIME. Tony has a podcast called Pod Caviar and a clothing web site at shirtcaviar.com Figure it out. Dial 847-665-9238 and kick them nasty thoughts

We are celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing by running down the impact of humanity’s greatest achievement both on our everyday lives and the more abstract consequences of the event. Tony has a podcast called Pod Caviar and a shirt company called Shirt Caviar. Figure it out. Dial 847-665-9238 and kick … Continue reading #177 – One Giant Bleep For Mankind

The Area 51 Invasion made the internet fun again for a bit, Will Smith doesn’t know anything of importance, a large woman restrains her boyfriend and a kid admonishes his teacher for wearing PJ’s to his Kindergarten graduation. Tony has a podcast called Pod Caviar and a web site called shirtcaviar.com Figure it out Dial … Continue reading #176 – Will Smith Doesn’t Have The Answers, Tony

I’m fresh off the plane from Chicago and back in the Ministry of Silly Talk.  The greatest birthday present of all time, apologizing to Kevin and marveling at the miracle of commercial air travel instead of being all Nikki Glaser about it.  Also, I caught a foul ball which makes me better than you. Check … Continue reading #175 – I Caught A Foul Ball

Tony and I sit down to explain that people who have not yet subscribed to Pod Caviar and One Graham Army are running out of time.  We’re done asking, we’re coming to see you and we really don’t mind.  Also, people overreact (shocker), I don’t know how calendars work and it’s my birfday. Check out … Continue reading #174 – You’re Running Out Of Time