Sports With A Capital F

The current shenanigans involving Iran (Iranigans) had me thinking a lot about complete thermonuclear destruction.  Tony and I run down some of the best movies and documentaries to help ensure you’re done sleeping for a while. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and visit shirtcaviar.com to cop next level clothing guaranteed … Continue reading #173 – Six Degrees To Nuclear Annihilation

The true nature of fatherhood, VR space travel, OJ makes it tough to quit Twitter and a bar tending snuff film. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts Cop next level T-Shirts at shirtcaviar.com Yell at me by dialing (847)665-9238

Tony and I treat audio listeners to a special crossover episode that is neither Pod Caviar or One Graham Army.  We explore Jerry Lewis’ epic interview.  Clean it out of here.  

According to Outrage Twitter I am a racist homophobic piece of sh*t.  It’s news to me and Tony so I put on a pink shirt and discuss what bunched all the panties.  Shout out to Matt Snyder from CBS sports whose innocuous tweet about baseball brought all the noise to the yard. Beef?  Dial (847)665-9238 … Continue reading #171 – Blah Blah Whack Tweet

Guess who’s back?  Back again.  Guess who’s back?  He’s not thin. Griff returns to the Podcast to foster some measured and intellectual dialogue regarding society’s most pressing issues. Get fantastic fantasy Baseball advise for the next two weeks by visiting -www.waivermonkey.com Dial 847-665-9238 to join in the conversation. *The Extra F is for Extra Fat

Tony and I encourage you to not feel guilty, the horror of holiday destination vacations, I “borrow” my daughters electric keyboard and we compose some chart topping music of yesteryear. Dial (847)665-9238 to join in the conversation. Visit ShirtCaviar.com and have your perception of reality forever fractured. Subscribe to Pod Caviar and One Graham Army … Continue reading #169 – National BBQ Day: The Musical

We run down the little known history of Mother’s Day, the greatest circle game prank EVER causes much saltiness in the Cubs front office, George Brett’s pants and the white dudes anthem. Check out Tony’s podcast Pod Caviar, available where you get podcasts and on YouTube. Visit shirtcaviar.com to cop that cloth.

Feliz Cindo De Mayo.  Tony and I use the occasion to blither about cultural appropriation, celebrate Mexican culture and watch a cat destroy an obnoxious girlfriend. Dial 847-665-9238 to get involved Visit shirtcaviar.com for exclusive One Graham Army gear and subscribe to Pod Caviar where you get podcasts

James Warner is a former Jehovah’s Witness.  In a break from our usual silliness, he joins me to discuss some of the fundamental flaws and inevitable abuses of power that come along with exploiting people’s faith for earthly gains.  I would like to extend a special thanks to James for allowing us to share in … Continue reading #166 – James Warner

I return from taking a week off to further discuss Florida’s dinosaur problem, allying with the penguins, walking back our cynicism surrounding the black hole pictures and catch up on the goings on here at the ministry of silly talk. Cop exclusive Podcast T-Shirts including the new #TimesUp Dolphin T-Shirts at shirtcaviar.com Dial (847)665-9238 to … Continue reading #165 – Cringe Much Vacation

Tony and I discuss the glorious (yet hacky) nature of using “Florida Man” headlines to fill podcast time and accidentally find out about Kentucky Man’s dark exploits.  Plus a discussion about the future of space travel, pictures of black holes and the horrors of robotics. Subscribe to Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts … Continue reading #164 – Rusty Shackleford

Tony and I have been trying to warn you idiots about Dolphins, Aliens and Cardinals fans for years but you would rather argue about race, politics and religion.  If you’re going to hate, hate the right things. *Excludes Dolphins, Aliens and Cardinals Fans.

The creator of the creator of this podcast joins me to discuss a wide range of topics including MLB rule changes that nobody asked for, Jerry “Stonewall” Lewis and why Cardinals fans are so atrocious. Find all things Patt and Possum music at charliewalden.com

Adam is a former law enforcement official and current slinger of suds.  He joins us to discuss booze, brutality and brotherhood. Expect Adam to become a regular around here. Dial 847-665-9238, leave a message & change the world

Tony and I sit down for a discussion that is fraught with portent.  I’m aging poorly, Pollen is fallout, effective heckling keeps the lower leagues alive and Kelly does Cosby. Get shirts that make your face hurt at shirtcaviar.com Subscribe to the goddamn YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7Jjy6QIch57WwS59MTh2hQ

Tony and I record on a Saturday and it confuses us.  We check out some big ass spiders, some obvious science and discuss the finer points of tricking women into getting eaten by bears.  Also, I’m not done with the farting preacher and as such we close with a tribute to one of the greatest … Continue reading #159 – Tarantulas and Tall Buildings

This week we take aim against some of the news cycle’s biggest P.A.G.A.N.s (People Against Goodness And Normalcy)  Jussie Smollett, PETA, Robert “Pastor Gas” Tilton and the NFL.  Also, I’m all in on the AAF so prepare to hear about it, a lot. Connect The Dots: Cantaloupe, Tortoise, Tragedy The proper video presentations are once … Continue reading #158 – PETA Against Goodness And Normalcy

About last week.  Also, new podcast producer Mike is here to fall on any future grenades, the new AAF may not usurp the NFL but something is better than nothing, racist $900 shirts and a call to the hotline reignites the lingering questions about El Chapo’s fate. Cop sick ass T-Shirts including the exclusive One … Continue reading #157- Gucci: C’mon Mane

As Chapo’s trial heads to deliberation, Tony and I examine the “revelations” related to the trial and the frivolity of the war on drugs.  Also, we learn about an “old penitentiary trick”. THIS EPISODE IS NOT INTENDED TO BE CONSUMED BY ANYONE ANYWHERE Connect The Dots: Dependent, King, Resident  

This week’s episode was constructed in its entirety using sound bites from previous podcasts, phonetic diphthong replication and Artificial Intelligence. Dial (847)665-9238 to get involved. Listen to Pod Caviar But shirts from your future textile overlord at shirtcaviar.com SUBSCRIBE