Kate, Tim & Marty

Ricki-Lee had a massive freak-out last night when she discovered something shocking—she no longer has a belly button! While watching Elf in bed, she finally noticed, 8 months post-surgery, that her button is now just a hole. Naturally, her hubby Rich thought she was losing it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Japan has done it again—pushing the boundaries of taste and, well, sanity. Introducing Nomu Mayo, aka drinkable mayonnaise. Yep, it's a real thing, and it’s been hyped as the dream product for mayo enthusiasts everywhere. This chilled beverage captures the "rich and sour" essence of the beloved condiment, but here’s the twist: it’s dividing opinions faster than pineapple on pizza. One brave taster admitted, “If you sip it alongside mayo-friendly food, it’s alright... but as a standalone drink? Hard pass.” Honestly, mayo in a bottle for sipping sounds like something we’d dare each other to try on air—right, betch?

Happy Jacuzzi Friday! We’re serving up another wild ride today... Ricki and Joel are clearly meant to live in South Korea. We found out about a man who binge-ate to avoid military service, and let's just say, the dedication was truly... inspirational.

Move over Paris Fashion Week, because Orcas are bringing back the ultimate underwater accessory! Back in the ‘80s, marine biologists discovered a female Orca rocking a salmon hat, sparking a pod-wide fashion frenzy. The trend quickly fizzled out, but last month, a stylish Orca named Blackberry revived the look in Washington’s South Puget Sound. Is this the beginning of a full-blown aquatic fashion renaissance? Grab your snorkels and tune in as we dive deep into this fishy comeback!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re diving into the wild tale of a South Korean man who tried to literally eat his way out of military service. Doubling down on food and guzzling water like it was a competitive sport, he gained enough weight to dodge combat duty. His plan? Genius or just greedy? We’re not sure if Ricki and Joel would be military-ready, but they’d definitely crush the all-you-can-eat buffet challenge if they lived in South Korea. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Aus Music T-Shirt Day, and we’re celebrating Aussie tunes in style! We also rank the finest public toilets across the country—because you bet Aussies have opinions on that. Meanwhile, a nail salon completely ignored a robber, and it’s the laugh we all needed. Tim has an update on Moana 2—will it top Wicked? And we spill on which rockstar fell head over heels for Cher after just one date. Plus, Taylor Swift’s high school drama gets another layer of petty, and Aussie comedian Lehmo joins us to smash out Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got talking about the Poop Map app—yes, you can geotag your bowel movements and share the quality of your... work. Naturally, this led to us hunting for Australia’s best public toilets. From high-end hotel loos to the hilariously named “Loo With A View,” we’ve officially crowned the winners. Who knew ranking toilets could be this competitive? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It turns out high school grudges die hard—even if you're Taylor Swift! TikTok creator Jessica McLane has gone viral claiming she went to the same high school as Taylor and spilled the tea that most people didn’t like her back then. Fast forward three years, and Taylor invited her entire senior class to the CMA Awards, leaving everyone scratching their heads at the time. It wasn’t until 2022 that Jessica pieced it all together and called Taylor “a petty bitch” for the move. Honestly, we’re here for Taylor's long-game revenge era—high school beef hits different!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show was packed tighter than Prince William’s military uniform! We started with the heartwarming story of Wanda and Jamal, the accidental Thanksgiving invite that turned into a nine-year friendship. Then we asked, what uniforms make you go “mmm”? Ricki’s obsession with Prince William’s attire spiraled into callers sharing their uniform crushes—it was steamy, to say the least. Next, the cinema debate: should you sing along during Wicked? Some say it’s a no-no, but The Rock thinks belting out the tunes will be mandatory for Moana 2. Speaking of Wicked, the Glossys had some juicy tea about a pay gap between stars Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande. We kept the laughs coming with Insta Fame Game, but Ricki thought it was Age Game (classic mix-up). Bridget Hustwaite joined us to plug Aus Music T-Shirt Day—don’t forget to support Aussie music legends! And to cap it off, we got into the wild lies you told your parents. A UFC fighter’s claim that she was a doctor takes the cake. Plus, we crowned Taylor Swift as

This Thursday, it's time to dig out your favorite Aussie band tee because it’s Aus Music T-Shirt Day! We chatted with ambassador Bridget Hustwaite about this epic initiative that celebrates Aussie music and raises funds for Support Act. Whether it’s crisis relief, mental health, or First Nations support, this incredible organization has musicians, managers, and crew covered. Head to AusMusicTShirtDay.org.au to donate and show your support—because wearing your merch has never meant so much!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billboard has named Taylor Swift the second greatest pop star of the 21st century, leaving fans to speculate who’s sitting at #1. With Cruel Summer racking up 2.6 billion streams, it’s no wonder Taylor’s influence is unmatched—well, almost. Dive in as we break down this pop showdown and what it says about the queen of the charts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show had everything: drama, creativity, and a few million-dollar bananas. We kicked things off by dissecting the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills taglines, and yes, we tried coming up with our own. Let’s just say Joel’s tagline had a bit too much attitude for reality TV. Then it was straight to spuds—no, not Joel. A business on Shark Tank is cashing in by writing personal messages on potatoes. Yep, they’re making a literal hash of the competition! We also revealed Macquarie Dictionary’s Word of the Year—enshittification. Don’t worry; we broke it down for you, so you can start slipping it into conversations to sound intellectual (and a little cheeky). And now, for the pièce de résistance: Lin Manuel Miranda. We took a deep dive into why he’s an absolute genius… sort of. It was more of a Lin-credible, Lin-sane, Lin-tensely hilarious chat about his unmatched creativity and possibly why he’s the only person allowed to rhyme “Miranda” with “grande.” If you thought we were done, you’re wrong—Lin-deresti

The Macquarie Dictionary has crowned its Word of the Year, and it’s a mouthful: enshittification. This gem describes the gradual decline of products or services—like streaming platforms or social media—when profit becomes the priority over user experience. The Macquarie editor hilariously called out streaming services for making users pay extra just to avoid ads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylie Minogue's sparkling rosé is in a battle with ALDI’s $16 Rosalie Cotes De Provence Rosé, a near-identical dupe that even wine experts say tastes the same. Kylie’s team is threatening legal action, but ALDI’s bargain-loving fans are thrilled. We spoke to listeners—dubbed the "ALDI Booze Floozers"—to hear their best booze money-saving hacks. From clever swaps to secret wine deals, these tips could have you sipping in style without breaking the bank!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim kicked things off with his bold claim that flight chat is the most boring conversation topic ever, and naturally, our listeners jumped in to agree, argue, and share their takes. Then, we unpacked the results of the CSIRO’s “Chart Your Fart” app, courtesy of some very dedicated (and honest) participants. Let’s just say, it’s a wild ride of smells, sounds, and surprises. Over in the Glossys, Paris Hilton is making waves by claiming she’s never had any work done. The team had thoughts, and you’ll want to hear them. Next up, we dived into the fascinating world of the South Korean Space Out Competition, where doing nothing for 90 minutes is an art form—and one that earns top prizes! Finally, the showdown of the century: Kylie Minogue versus ALDI. Kylie’s $25 rosé has a budget doppelgänger that’s selling for $16, and it’s sparked all sorts of drama. We even roped in our “ALDI Booze Floozers” to share their best budget wine hacks. This episode has it all, betches. Tune in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

This one’s for all the stressed-out legends who just want to chill! South Korea’s Space Out Competition challenges people to do absolutely nothing. No talking, no laughing, no scrolling—just sitting in serene stillness for 90 minutes. But don’t nod off! Falling asleep gets you disqualified. The competition began in 2014 as an artistic escape from the chaos of Seoul and now crowns the champion based on their heart rate stability. This year, freelance broadcaster Kwon So-ah mastered the art of Zen and took the win. Could you sit still long enough to be the ultimate chill master?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show is as wild as ever! First up, we ask if you’re bogan and proud after hearing about a couple who got engaged at a Bunnings—talk about snagging true love! Then, we dive into New Music Friday, breaking down the latest bangers. In the Glossys, Richard Gere flips the bird on live TV during his Today Show appearance, and let’s just say… it’s caused a bit of a stir. Ricki brings the chaos with a deep dive into one of the most twisted ancient torture methods (spoiler: it involves goats). And if that’s not enough to whet your appetite, we tease the release of Pizza Hut’s latest creation—a wine designed to mimic tomato sauce. Plus, Tim’s Word Alarm keeps us guessing, and we wrap up with our Caller of the Week. Can you guess who it is?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave it to Ricki to bring the most twisted facts to the table! She walks us through the horrifying history of “The Goat’s Tongue” torture method, where victims had their feet salted and licked raw by a goat until infection—and sometimes death—set in. It’s one of history’s weirdest and most grim methods of suffering, and somehow, we can’t stop listening. But that’s not all. We also dive into the bizarre invention of the “cumspin,” a ride engineered to deliver a euphoric death through immense G-force. Yep, we’re questioning everything too. This one’s not for the faint-hearted, but if you’re into twisted trivia and shocking inventions, you’re in for a treat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim’s officially an ARIA Awards legend! We unpack everything from his night hosting the biggest event in Aussie music. Then we switch gears to the 2025 Coachella lineup—Lady Gaga, Green Day, and Post Malone are headlining, but who else caught our eye? Plus, Joel’s got his eye on a charity auction for a Zoom chat with Kaitlan Collins, but is this obsession worth it? Over in the Glossys, Kim K’s latest headline involves getting a little too comfortable with a Tesla robot. Meanwhile, Ricki leans into classic female stereotypes, admitting her back is always sore. Oh, and we couldn’t forget the South African student who scammed free KFC for a year, the marathon runner who shat her pants mid-race (what she said is unreal), and John Safran joins us to spill details on breaking into Kanye West’s gated community while playing Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aussie icon John Safran dropped by to chat about his wild new book, Squat: A Week Squatting at Kanye's Mansion. He dove into his investigative antics, where he hilariously broke into Kanye’s abandoned LA mansion to reflect on the rapper’s spiraling controversies and antisemitic remarks. Safran didn’t hold back as he exclusively spilled all the juicy details of how he cracked the gated community (like a true stealth pro). Then, things took a turn for the competitive when John squared off with us in Quick Draw! Did his wit match his quick hands?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.