Kate, Tim & Marty

Jessica Mauboy pops in for Quick Draw, dishes on life as a new mum, writing While I Got Time just two months after giving birth, and why she needs grit and “stank face” in her music. There’s talk of a future Ricki-Lee–Jess arena tour, a jungle-rock Running Back, and a nail-biter Quick Draw match where Yass, Jessica is back in full force.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leo thinks he’s 32, Zoe Kravitz once destroyed Taylor Swift’s bathroom saving a pet snake, Liam Hemsworth might be engaged, and Rihanna’s rocking a $115 hoodie with $230k worth of diamonds — casual. Here are today's Glossys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you missed it, Taylor Swift finally broke her no-podcast rule and sat down for a two-hour chat with Travis and Jason Kelce and yep, Tim’s across all the Easter eggs. From the Statue of Liberty colour scheme to perfectly timed outfit changes, he’s cracked the Swift code like a pro. We even hear Taylor tell the moment she got her music back, and it’s pure goosebumps. Honestly, Tim could teach a uni course on Taylorology at this point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about Prime Minister Albanese’s confirmation that Australia will recognise Palestine as a state (with conditions) and what, if any, difference that will make to the people of Palestine or Israel.  LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re talking loo laws, betch because someone’s actually made a toilet for couples. Yes, a real-life version of that old 90s SNL skit. Then it’s pronunciation police time, as an influencer butchers “Dulce De Leche” so badly it should be illegal. In the Glossys, we’ve got Travis, Taylor, Tony Abbott, and Leo making headlines. We debate the true etiquette of hotel checkout times, celebrate Pamela Anderson’s new pickle brand, and finish with a wild “rocks off” story — a NASA intern literally stole pieces of the moon for a cheeky session.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve figured out the ultimate “you’re old” test — and it happens in hotels. If you’re still lining up at reception to check out, handing over your key like it’s 1998, it’s a dead giveaway. The rest of us just ghost the place — key in the room, express checkout, TV checkout, done. Even some housekeepers called in to say they’d prefer you tell them, but sorry, we’re keeping that extra hour of our day. So… are you a hotel ghoster or a front desk sticker?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Kelce is out here being the ultimate plus-one for Taylor Swift, but the real Swiftie moment is Google’s new orange confetti Easter egg. Meanwhile, Tony Abbott’s holding boom gates in a Sydney car park like some kind of parking vigilante, and Leonardo DiCaprio gets stopped and searched outside a party in Ibiza… yep, even Leo gets told “not tonight, mate.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift’s dropping a brand-new album in October, and we’ve already cleared our playlists. Ricki’s been busy critiquing how Tim and Joel walk after seeing a New Yorker roast strangers in the street. A student’s taken petty to bridal levels by making an entire wedding dress out of divorce papers. We ask: what did you do drunk that changed your life? — one listener’s answer was so wild it changed their entire sexuality. And Guy Sebastian pops in smelling incredible and spilling on his new album, old World Idol mates, and why his son might be the next big thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy Sebastian joined us in the studio smelling like a million bucks — literally, because his new fragrance is inspired by his dad (and thankfully not by talcum powder and Cascade Draught, which Chemist Warehouse once suggested). We talk about the sentimental story behind the scent, his new album 100 Times Around the Sun, and the big-name singers he roped in to make it sound like honey. Plus, Guy spills on hanging with Kelly Clarkson back in the World Idol days, almost quitting music to fish in Palm Beach, and why his 11-year-old son might be the next Sebastian to watchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snoop Dogg’s been locked in to headline the AFL Grand Final, and while we’re pumped, we’re also wondering if it’s time we saw an Aussie act take the stage again. Over in the celebrity world, J.Lo brushed off a giant cricket mid-performance like it was nothing (revenge body intact), Olivia Rodrigo’s sparked engagement rumours with a rock the size of a Tim Tam, and Cristiano Ronaldo’s fiancée is flaunting some serious bling of her own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show serves up some piping hot nuggets – and not just the Maccas kind. We kick off with the juiciest McDonald’s hacks you’ll wish you’d known years ago, before meeting a British woman who went overseas and acted like she was on a permanent episode of Border Security. Tim’s stuck in a loop thanks to the Morning Fresh jingle, Joel has a story so wild it’ll make you question your family tree, and Ricki dives into a 1913 relationship advice guide that proves chivalry might not be dead, but it was definitely… different.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bailey Smith and Tammy Hembrow are the hot new Aussie pairing, Emma Thompson revealed Donald Trump once tried to take her on a date, Jimmy Kimmel might be swapping Hollywood for Europe, and Beyoncé just spoiled her Cowboy Carter crew with Louis Vuitton luggage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve cracked the Macca’s code, betch. Forget paying $5.30 for three nuggets—order a McChicken patty for around $2–$3 and get even more chicken. Want a McFeast when it’s off the menu? Quarter Pounder + lettuce, tomato, and McChicken sauce = sorted. Our listeners are out here bringing their own cheese to save coin, and Ricki has issued an urgent PSA: stop what you’re doing and get the Big Arch immediately. She swears it’s so good it nearly brought her to tears.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our newsreader Michelle spills about the time she dated Patrick Brammall (yes, really). We jump in the time machine to 2007 and revisit Maxim’s “Most Unsexiest” list – spoiler, the glow-ups are real. In the Glossys, J-Lo cops a bizarre snub from Chanel. Plus, science now says having a bitch with your mates is actually good for your health… so technically, we’re all just doing self-care.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

According to new research from the University of California, bitching with your mates is basically therapy your body loves. When women vent to each other, it’s not just letting off steam – it actually lowers cortisol, reduces heart rate, and chills your whole system out. So next time you’re catching up for a gossip, just tell everyone you’re “biologically regulating.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our very own newsreader Michelle casually dropped the bomb that she went to her high school formal with Patrick Brammall. Yes — Colin From Accounts Patrick Brammall. Turns out teenage Patrick was an emo Catholic school boy in a choker, and Michelle was rocking the black hair and goth vibes from her acting circle days. They even ran into each other years later and shared that “should we get closure?” look. Now the big question: will Michelle be his date to the Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere… and can we all come as her plus-ones?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got robots doing cartwheels, cockatoos with 30 dance moves, and Karl Stefanovic getting grilled on his all-time favourite cohost. In the Glossys: Hamilton hits cinemas, Miley teases a Hannah comeback, Lizzo drops a cheeky track, and Karl plays a fiery round of Quick Draw. Also—public servants just lost their free flight upgrades (sorry, Albo).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karl Stefanovic came in hot for Quick Draw, but before we even got to the buzzer—Ricki-Lee put him on the spot with the ultimate Today Show question: Who’s your favourite cohost of all time? His answer? Chaotic. Unexpected. Possibly a career-ending move. Then we played Quick Draw and, look, Karl came to win… but was he too cocky too early? Get ready for some major ego, banter, and a shoutout to a very specific food court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about the lady that has been accused of being a Chinese spy in Canberra. Plus!  Will we ever be invaded by China?  LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back and ready to ruin your appetite — turns out Gen Z might be cancelling mushrooms, prawns, and vegan cheese (fair).Then it’s your calls about how your pets “departed”… yes, someone said insinkerator. Oasis fans break a beer record (of course they did), and we spin the Wednesday Wheel where Joel proves he absolutely cannot spell “algae.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.