Kate, Tim & Marty

On today's show, it turns out blokes do like each other’s outfits – they’re just silently complimenting you with a nod and a high five instead of using actual words. Joel gives his expert (and emotional) take on the brand-new Wicked trailer, while Miley signs a vinyl for a Liam and we all collectively raise an eyebrow. Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have called it quits, Meghan’s dancing in hospital throwbacks, and Katy Perry’s been spotted shopping in Lidcombe before tearing up the stage. Plus, Balenciaga’s latest “shoe” is basically a flip-flop’s weird cousin with a toe hole and no dignity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 'Wicked: For Good' trailer just dropped and Joel gives us his reaction and thoughts about this favourite thing of all time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katy Perry fed tigers at Sydney Zoo last night because apparently she doesn’t do room service. Meanwhile, Ricki-Lee put Tim and Joel through their paces with words from the Spelling Bee after a 13-year-old genius won it all by typing on an invisible keyboard. Trump’s iPhone lock screen is still his own face from 2019, and we’re not sure what’s more alarming... that or his camera roll. We also met an Olympic hopeful who swapped paddles for OnlyFans and is now banned from competing but rolling in cash. Plus, Matt Moran dropped by for a Whisper Challenge and confirmed he’s still anti-marinade and pro-bathroom chic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrity chef Matt Moran joined us to chat all things stock, steak and… toilets? Yep, turns out Tim uses Aria’s loo like it’s his own ensuite. We grilled Matt on lazy dinners, his very real hatred of steak marinades, and his surprisingly relatable boiled egg snack. Head to our Wednesday show podcast to hear him play Whisper Challenge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, Kylie Jenner has finally given the boob-obsessed fans what they wanted: the full CC rundown on her implants — 445cc, silicone, and sitting pretty. Arnie told his son Patrick he got more than he bargained for during The White Lotus, while George Clooney is missing his greys as he wraps up his Broadway run. Plus, Post Malone is branching out from Bud Light into bricks and mortar, opening a massive new venue in Nashville.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gym braggers, lazy dinners, and topless swimming in Berlin? What a show. Joel and producer Georgie wouldn't shut up about their gym session, so naturally we opened the phones to out every humblebragger in your life. We also revealed our go-to lazy dinners (spoiler: there were a lot of crackers and cheese involved). Plus, women in Berlin can now ditch the tops at public pools, and Madame Tussauds is honouring the real MVP of British culture... the Greggs sausage roll.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buckle up, betch, because Ricki just delivered some wild truths about drinking mid-flight. You absorb alcohol faster in the air, your champagne might taste flat, and that Bloody Mary you're sipping could legally be happening "in Ireland" while flying over Iran. Most airlines sneakily weaken your mini bottles and ban you from opening duty-free booze onboard. Oh, and even in first class, the crew can still tell you to put the pinot down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From airport bomb scares over snack food to a Jolie kid legally dropping half their surname... today’s Glossy’s has it all. Ellen Pompeo caused TSA chaos over sunflower seeds, Pax Jolie was snapped stumbling out of the Chateau Marmont at 2:30am, and Shiloh quietly said “see ya” to Brad. Meanwhile, Dolly Parton politely declined Meghan Markle’s podcast invite... probably too busy recording her next collab with, I dunno, Mr. Whippy and Missy Higgins.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman got arrested on a flight home from Disney World after a kid called her “Miss Piggy” and said she was too fat for the armrest reminding us all that the happiest place on Earth doesn’t extend to seat 27B. Tim dropped a mind-blowing stat that we scroll the height of Mount Everest sixteen times a year, so technically, we’re all elite athletes now. Meanwhile, a Chinese paraglider named Peng took second-hand gear out for a “quick test” and ended up yeeting himself higher than Everest by accident. And we revisited Susan Boyle’s iconic, confusing, and wildly flirtatious moment on Aussie telly, which somehow involved Dickie and a lot of “Give me some skin!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We catch up with Today show king Karl Stefanovic, fresh off the plane and full of Botox, vodka stories, and possibly the greatest TV moment ever: his 2011 interview with Susan Boyle. Yep, we unpack the infamous “Give me some skin!” moment and find out who she was really flirting with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Mailbag, we hear from Dr Karl who debunks ice baths (sad for Joel), a listener had a similar moment like Tim when mistaking someone (except this one's way worse) and we hear from a fan who said Ricki looks 'a hundred bucks'. Explain yourself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re all smiles ahead of National Smile Day, and trust us—you’ll be grinning after this one! We hear from a pair of beatboxing Brazilian nuns who blessed live TV with a surprise musical moment, plus a group of Kiwi schoolboys go viral with some bucket-beating Macklemore magic. In the Glossy’s, Sydney Sweeney’s selling soap made from her own bath water (lather up, lads), Tones and I cops a hefty fine, and Hugh Jackman posts a very sassy breakup clip. Also, Lindsay Lohan swears it’s beetroot, not Botox, and Whoopi Goldberg sets the girls free—literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sydney Sweeney’s bath-time business has everyone talking—she’s launched a soap made from her used bath water (yes, really) and it’s already flying off shelves. We put in a cheeky preorder (purely for research, of course) after hearing her sultry sales pitch. Plus, we unpack the sad and messy Tones and I dog story, and things get shady in Hugh Jackman’s breakup saga with a not-so-subtle ‘Bye Bye Bye’ moment. It's all happening, betch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ll never guess what we heard today—two Catholic sisters in Brazil dropped an impromptu beatboxing performance live on TV and it was heavenly. They were meant to be talking about religious life but ended up delivering holy bars and rhythm. Safe to say, if you start a beat, Sister Marisa WILL dance... and apparently, so will our listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tennis legend and host of Tipping Point Todd Woodbridge finally joins us in studio—and we couldn’t be more pumped. He’s basically the fourth member of the show (we watch him on the telly every day while we broadcast), so it was only fair we roped him into a chaotic round of Quick Draw. There’s chat about clay courts (boo), Wimbledon dreams (yay), and yes, Joel might be appearing in a celebrity edition of Tipping Point soon...

It’s National Biscuit Day, and the team is celebrating with crumbs, chaos, and a little bit of AI madness. We talk about the bloke who threw away a hard drive holding 8,000 Bitcoins—now worth nearly $900 million—and is so committed to finding it, he’s trying to buy the actual landfill. We also get stuck into the new Barbara Walters doco, a viral (and fake!) video of a support kangaroo trying to board a plane, and a lip reader revealing what Brigitte really said when she shoved her husband, French President Macron. In the Glossy’s, Beyoncé does a gender reveal live on stage, Lorde drops a surprise performance in a New Zealand loo, and Shaq reveals he’s becoming a sports psychologist. Plus, Joel takes us deep inside his very own MAFS-style dinner partySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we asked the big question: what have you accidentally binned? And the answers were... alarming. From sentimental dentures turning up in the wrong mouth, to a billion-dollar hard drive tossed like last week’s leftovers. Ricky’s still mourning her fancy butcher’s knife (cheers, Rich), and Joel revealed his odd bedtime routine involving a dog and some very questionable dental hygiene.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with some wild hotel horror stories — from drunken check-ins to crumbed sausage revenge (you had to be there). In the Glossy’s, Victoria Beckham let Harper give David a full glam makeover, Selena’s marble table caused a sniffy stir, Nicki Minaj had no time for closet speculation, and RAYE celebrated a billion streams with a mouthful of Weet-Bix straight from her Spotify plaque. We dive deep into the controversial Enhanced Games — think Olympics on steroids (literally) — and debate whether it’s genius or just bonkers. And with State of Origin Game 1 kicking off tonight at Suncorp, we revisit old footage of Margot Robbie repping the Maroons like a true Queenslander.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we dive into the totally jacked world of the Enhanced Games — think Olympics, but with open slather on steroids, testosterone and growth hormones. We break down everything from the first Aussie athlete confirmed (yes, White Caviar’s back) to one swimmer already smashing records a year out. Ricky’s got anthem duties, Tim's running breakfast logistics, and Joel’s plotting a version just for the normies. Honestly, we’re obsessed — and so is caller Angela: “All muscles. Bring it on.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we asked for your Hotel Horrors—and wow, you delivered. We heard about drunk front desk staff in Ibiza, clothes getting chucked out of hotel rooms in Tokyo, and one story that will haunt your next breakfast buffet. Let’s just say, if you’ve ever wondered how those sausages get so crispy… you might not want to find out. Seriously, this final call was so rogue, we’re still trying to scrub it from our brains.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.