Kate, Tim & Marty

Ben Lee drops by for a Quick Draw showdown and proves he’s still as zen and cheeky as ever. With 20 years of Awake Is the New Sleep under his belt, Ben reflects on music, meaning, and why backing tracks are ruining the vibes. Did he care about winning? Not really. Hornballs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uber has dropped its annual Aussie Lost & Found Hall of Fame and it’s as unhinged as ever. Sydney takes gold for being the most forgetful, followed closely by Melbourne and Perth. Have a listen to some of the most random and SHOCKING items left.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And today's podcast copy is brought to you by an actual human, considering ChatGPT is down. More on that in the show. Fan of Breaking Bad? Wait until you see what the owner of the house did to a bunch of YouTubers. Katy Perry's marriage is apparently on the rocks and we delve deep into that in the Glossys. And Joel bought the most un-Joel thing from his algo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dived headfirst into PR relationships today during Glossys — and let’s just say the tea is boiling. Glen Powell’s ex has basically confirmed that his whole flirty thing with Sydney Sweeney was staged for the cameras. A PR stunt! Suddenly every “are they or aren’t they” moment in Hollywood looks a little sus. Plus, we  drops a not-so-blind item about a certain Australian celeb being involved in their own secret fauxmance. Should we all be in fake relationships just to sell movies? We’re starting to think… maybe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This couple took “treat yourself” to a whole new level — Paul and Lynn Montoya from Wyoming sold literally everything they owned (yes, even the couch) to live on a cruise ship for 15 years. They were so rattled about not having travelled much beyond the Caribbean and Canada, they yeeted their whole life for a $1.8 million floating mid-life reset. We ask: what did your mid-life crisis look like? Hopefully it didn’t come with a buffet and bingo night every day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doosh! Today's show was packed as, and full of chicken! We recap quite possibly Katy Perry's worst tour date so far with a mishap that happened in Sydney. In Glossys, we have hints that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce may have tied the knot. We then put the blind mayo debate to the test... which one is the best? We then try Ricki's online find... caviar on a chicken nugget! Oh, and a zebra got airlifted for being a naughty girl...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the ultimate condiment showdown as the team dives headfirst into a blind mayo taste test. Ricky passionately defends Hellmann’s, Tim backs Best Foods with suspicious confidence, and Joel picks Kewpie. Chicken tenders flew, mayo got slandered, and everyone pretended this was a scientific experiment. In the end, only one spread could reign supreme but let’s be honest, it was just an excuse to eat tendies on-air.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just when you thought the chicken vs egg debate was scrambled, the team’s moved on to a juicier scientific bombshell: is water even wet? Turns out, some scientists reckon it’s not... and that’s sent Ricki, Tim and Joel into a full existential meltdown. Wetness is a feeling, apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy King’s Birthday, king! We kicked things off with a viral bride who said “no gifts, just goss” and honestly... go off, king. Baz Luhrmann took centre stage in the King’s Birthday Honours and walked away with a Companion of the Order of Australia — yass, cinematic royalty king! We couldn’t help but cringe as we revisited a very loooong Baz answer about his marriage on YouTube. Meanwhile, a delivery driver took the phrase “special delivery” a little too seriously when he drove straight onto the tarmac at Chicago Airport — bold move, king. We farewell one of the most ultimate kingworthy shows of all time on Australian television, and reminisce on some our favourite metro WIPs. And of course, our real King Joel gave us the royal rundown of the Tonys in Glossy’s.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Joel’s Superbowl... the Tony Awards, baby! Broadway’s night of nights delivered drama, vocals, and plenty of Aussie pride. Sarah Snook scored Best Actress for her one-woman powerhouse performance in The Picture of Dorian Gray, while Cynthia Erivo hosted the show like the queen she is, belting Dreamgirls and squeezing in 47 costume changes. Nicole Scherzinger stunned the room with her vocal control, stamina, and that shiny new Tony. Meanwhile, Billie Eilish’s new boyfriend sparked questions, Chris Martin confused us all with a Dakota Johnson shout-out, and Celine Dion turned up looking like your child dressed as their dad. Big vibes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Mailbag segment took a wild turn when Today Show reporter Jack Hahn popped into the studio and absolutely shocked Ricki-Lee. Just as we were unpacking listener DMs, bargain bin sightings of Ricki’s album, and a cheeky remix rave review, in walks the man who “floated away like a plastic bag” on national TV. Jack’s surprise visit had Ricki convinced she was hallucinating Rhys D’Alessandro, but nope — it was the real-life jawline of Hahn himself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned that Melbourne Airport is getting its own reality show and Joel is fuming he didn’t get the hosting gig — someone get Network 10 on the line, stat. Science has finally settled the age-old debate: the chicken definitely came first, thanks to a very specific protein. We also dove into some messy billionaire beef between Trump and Elon (it's giving Mean Girls energy), discovered that whiskey can apparently be made from diabetic urine (cheers?), and confronted the disturbing tale of Perth’s infamous poo jogger who’s now a biohazard-level repeat offender.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diddy reckons the courtroom sketch artist did him dirty — demanding they “soften him up” after claiming he looked like a koala bear. A Harry Potter star is heading back to Hogwarts (well, Broadway) to reprise their role in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. And Simone Biles has officially called out Kylie Jenner’s fashion label after a so-called “XXS” blazer left her swimming in faux leather.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve finally cracked it — literally. Tim brings the age-old debate of “what came first, the chicken or the egg?” to a dramatic end, thanks to a legit study from the University of Sheffield.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy Montgomery dropped by for Quick Draw and nearly gave us a spelling-induced stroke — but not before getting compared to Taylor Swift (it’s his era, betch). Things got heated as he took on RickI in a match so tense, our smartwatches told us to breathe. Guy backed himself hard, but in a twist as wild as a Sex and the City reboot, RickI clawed her way back from near-defeat. And yes, there were multiple mentions of the word "labia."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, it turns out blokes do like each other’s outfits – they’re just silently complimenting you with a nod and a high five instead of using actual words. Joel gives his expert (and emotional) take on the brand-new Wicked trailer, while Miley signs a vinyl for a Liam and we all collectively raise an eyebrow. Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have called it quits, Meghan’s dancing in hospital throwbacks, and Katy Perry’s been spotted shopping in Lidcombe before tearing up the stage. Plus, Balenciaga’s latest “shoe” is basically a flip-flop’s weird cousin with a toe hole and no dignity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 'Wicked: For Good' trailer just dropped and Joel gives us his reaction and thoughts about this favourite thing of all time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katy Perry fed tigers at Sydney Zoo last night because apparently she doesn’t do room service. Meanwhile, Ricki-Lee put Tim and Joel through their paces with words from the Spelling Bee after a 13-year-old genius won it all by typing on an invisible keyboard. Trump’s iPhone lock screen is still his own face from 2019, and we’re not sure what’s more alarming... that or his camera roll. We also met an Olympic hopeful who swapped paddles for OnlyFans and is now banned from competing but rolling in cash. Plus, Matt Moran dropped by for a Whisper Challenge and confirmed he’s still anti-marinade and pro-bathroom chic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrity chef Matt Moran joined us to chat all things stock, steak and… toilets? Yep, turns out Tim uses Aria’s loo like it’s his own ensuite. We grilled Matt on lazy dinners, his very real hatred of steak marinades, and his surprisingly relatable boiled egg snack. Head to our Wednesday show podcast to hear him play Whisper Challenge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, Kylie Jenner has finally given the boob-obsessed fans what they wanted: the full CC rundown on her implants — 445cc, silicone, and sitting pretty. Arnie told his son Patrick he got more than he bargained for during The White Lotus, while George Clooney is missing his greys as he wraps up his Broadway run. Plus, Post Malone is branching out from Bud Light into bricks and mortar, opening a massive new venue in Nashville.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.