Kate, Tim & Marty

Did the French First Lady push the president’s face on the tarmac? Sure looked like it. We unpack the wild viral video of Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron and ask: have you ever been caught mid-domestic? From accidental UFC in Crown Hotel rooms to full towel flicks on Labour Day, the whoopings were out in force—and we're living for the drama.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show had it all—from spicy French drama to bras popping off in Vegas. We kicked things off with the now-infamous Brigitte Macron face-push—was it playful, or was she just done with Emmanuel? Then in the Glossys: Selena Gomez multitasks like a queen (Beyoncé and Knicks?), and Katy Perry’s bra had a full-blown malfunction—twice—on stage. The American Music Awards made a chaotic return, but our favourite moment? Shaboozey confusing a 1920s folk band for Beyoncé and Jay-Z. And yes, Swifties are still decoding the Reputation Easter eggs… despite Taylor being a no-show. Plus, Caitlyn Jenner is now charging $4K for a Cameo—because apparently, being an “icon” has a price tag.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The American Music Awards are finally back, baby—and the chaos did not disappoint. J Lo made out with her backup dancers, Janet Jackson made a glorious return, and Rod Stewart dropped the F-bomb in front of his kids. But the moment that stole the show? Shaboozey, while presenting with Megan Moroney, got the giggles when she credited The Carter Family with inventing country music… not Beyoncé and Jay-Z, as he apparently thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show is a wild ride from sweaty workouts to sniffing monkey bums. We kick off with the legit medical condition that proves being allergic to exercise is a real thing (finally, an excuse!). Then we dive into Chappell Roan’s ban list—from hot takes to cork shoes—and Sasha Colby’s beef with fish pics on dating apps. In the Glossys: Lorde crashes her own Sydney-themed party, Lewis Hamilton flees a date, Meghan Markle leaves a note “givin’ princess,” Britney lights up on a plane (allegedly), and the new Pope’s personal trainer spills the heavenly tea. Oh—and yes, we chat about the Japanese butt-smelling museum. You're welcome.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve officially found the weirdest museum in the world—and yes, it’s all about sniffing animal butts. Straight from Japan, this exhibition lets you experience the scent of creatures… from behind. It’s bizarre, it’s real, and it raises more questions than answers. Sniff at your own risk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could your hatred of exercise be more than just laziness? We uncover a rare condition that might be the ultimate excuse to skip leg day. Turns out, some people are literally allergic to working out—and the symptoms are wild. If you’ve ever broken into hives mid-jog, this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's international Roadtrip day, y'all. Get in loser! Joel wants to know what makes you Tres Miserables. We give you our picks for New Music Friday. Mariah Carey has her most cooked interview yet. And Ricki discovers a medical breakthrough for all you boozies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim digs up what might be Mariah Carey’s most cooked interview ever – her wild, chaotic sit-down with The Project’s Georgie Tunny. From hating overhead lighting to demanding a koala on her rider (“a kangaroo? no… koala!”), Mariah’s responses are.... whatever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man got 40 sausage rolls for 40 years of service—who needs a Rolex when you’ve got pastry? Balenciaga is charging thousands for a coffee cup clutch and a bracelet that looks like Scotch tape (yes, seriously). Plus, Kim K is officially a lawyer, Tom Cruise eats popcorn like he’s never seen food before, and Brittany Snow’s date fell asleep mid-pash—hot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom Gleisner joins us for a rowdy round of Quick Draw and proves once and for all that four times is the charm. We chat about everything from Miguel being too much for a bus ride, to Roald Dahl’s writing rituals, to how Have You Been Paying Attention became TV royalty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After four decades of loyal service, Kevin from Guernsey got the ultimate reward: not a gold watch, not a bonus… but 40 sausage rolls. One for each upcoming shift. We discuss this wild workplace ‘perk’ and ask—are sausage rolls the new superannuation?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, in our Overachievers segment, we meet Mitch Hutchcraft, an ex-royal marine who’s officially done too much. He swam the English Channel, biked 12,000km to India, ran to Kathmandu, and trekked to Everest Base Camp—dodging dogs, dodging bullets, and surviving car crashes. Meanwhile, we get puffed walking to the servo. Then it’s all about baby talk... for dogs! A new study reveals that pups actually prefer that high-pitched, cringey baby voice. Yep, their brains light up like fairy lights when we go full goo-goo gaga. In the Glossy’s, Pedro Pascal brings his rave energy to The Last of Us, Kim Kardashian drops a faux-nipple bra, Hulk Hogan bids to save Hooters (yes, really), and the Biebers prove that love means saying sorry for doubting your wife’s Vogue cover dreams. Also, 10 prisoners escape by removing a toilet, and over in Korea, people are winning competitions by doing absolutely nothing. Sounds like Joel’s kind of sport.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in

We're catching up with Aussie legend G Flip, live from LA! They spill on their love for Chemist Warehouse dockets, disco beats, and how the gays turned a Qantas Pride flight into Grindr in the sky. We chat about their epic new single Disco Cowgirl, the secret to singing and drumming at the same time, and their obsession with the Collingwood Magpies—even while living on the other side of the world. Oh, and if you've ever wanted to FaceTime with G Flip, now’s your chance. Let's go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Goo goo, gah gah, woof woof! Scientists have officially confirmed what all dog mums and dads suspected—your pup loves it when you baby talk them! A new study using doggy MRIs shows that our fur babies’ brains light up like a tennis ball in a tumble dryer when we speak to them in that classic high-pitched, goofy voice. Turns out, female voices get the biggest tail wags. So next time you say, “Who’s a good boyyyy?”—just know, science says he’s really listening.

It's recliiiiiiine! It’s the debate that really divides us—plane seat reclining etiquette. Tim lays out his strict rules for when you can and can’t push that button, while Joel reveals his love for all things aviation (and his adorable niece who shares it). Plus, we deep dive into the chaos of standing-room-only planes, skydiving-style harnesses, and why Ricki may or may not have ripped out her couch at home just to stand more. The skies are not so friendly after all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a very exciting Glossy, Tim reveals that Taylor Swift has premiered the first track of Reputation (Taylor's Version) in the newest episode of The Handmaid's Tale!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki, Joel and our caller Ben kick things off with their best Tim Blackwell impressions! Then, Joel shares a real banger for was the Fart A Work Of Art and Ricki has to double take. Tim calls Ricki out for this boring story and Joel questions why he's the only one posting in the group chat. Plus, we've planned the perfect Channel Nine wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back with a fresh ep and a tortilla slip-up you won’t forget. A fitness influencer’s recipe video has gone viral for all the wrong reasons thanks to his… creative pronunciation of the word “tortilla.” In Mailbag, we listened to a listener’s heartfelt poem—and then do a full 180 when someone sends us a clip of Meghan Markle complaining about her busy life (cue eye-roll). Joel shares a story about trying to do a good deed for a fan—only to be accused of being a scam bot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into your DMs in today’s Mailbag, and one listener sent through a clip of Meghan Markle having a whinge about how busy she is… and let’s just say, the room was not sympathetic. Between private jets and royal drama, it might be time for Megs to read the room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gwyneth Paltrow defends her infamous $120 candle with a very Goop-y mic drop. Meanwhile, Harry Styles proves he’s the most charming man alive—snapping a photo of a couple in Rome and sliding into their DMs to send it personally (just “H,” casual). And Ed Sheeran may have accidentally spilled the beans on Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez’s secret wedding plans during a lie detector test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.