Welcome To Patchwork

Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favoutie style of chopping?  With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Forgive Me Father, Patchword of the Day and of course, your Really Goods!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube? With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house? With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed. With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good. We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows?  With very special guests Copy Cat (Ghost Motorcycle), Wheel of Fortune Cookie and of course Really Good.  We're performing 2 LIVE SHOWS as part of this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We'll be at Comedy Republic on April 11 and 18 (both 1pm). Buy your tickets now by clicking HERESupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh invents an interesting workplace neumonic device; is it necessary to wear an apron whilst cooking? Is all kitchen protective-wear absolutely shocking? If someone asks you to pass on a 'hello' to your partner, do you? How do your parents react when you leave their house? With very special guests Just Quickly with Josh, Sound Checks (Australian Prime Ministers) and of course, Really Good.    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If a third person arrives at an event, where should you sit them? Do you have a favourite stove-top burner? Dion takes Josh shopping for shoes. With very special guests Copy Cat, Fork or Spoon and of course Really Good.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can food be flushed down the toilet? Where do you dispose of mouldy food? Is it possible to 'over-punctuate' your sentences? Does dinner need to be eaten at the kitchen table? With very special guests Oh Wow, Wheel of Fortune Cookies and Really Gouda.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you a good recycler? Do you request to takeaway your uneaten food from a restaurant? Why do sportspeople avoid looking directly into the camera? Are you comfortable maintaining eye contact with others?    With very special guests Nursery Rhymes, Scrolling Through Time and of course your Really Goods.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Season 6 begins with a live recorded podcast for the Melbourne Fringe Festival! Are you particular about where things are left around the house? How do you react to cold water? Do you mind being wet? How much time should be spent preparing a snack?  Featuring special guests, Wheel Of Fortune Cookie, Hi Team and, of course, Really Good. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode originally aired on 20 September 2017.  Christian tells us about his ethnic upbringing (again), we revisit gift-giving, Josh hosts a houseparty, a sketch that didn't make the cut, Monotoly returns, Sah Great and a different take on 'Really Good' and a very special guest. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode originally aired on 24 October 2018. Featuring Andy Lee from the Hamish & Andy duo, discussing blinking in photos, birthday cards and the Andy-pasto. With very special guests Forgive Me Father, Mr Minute and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode originally aired on 16 April 2017. Dion’s messy car, using the bathroom at work, talking to strangers, the holy trinity of Watermelon stories, eating food from stranger’s plates, stealing from supermarkets and dictators. With very special guests Really Good and New School Courtyard. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode originally aired on 11 April 2018. The Highs and Lows of Josh's Great Social Experiment, Murphy's Buttered Toast, the Future of Cigarette Packaging and Part 1 of another Christian epic, 'Curry, No Hurry.' With very special guests, Really Good, Oh Wow and Trent's Rooibos Challenge.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh grows weary of Christian's incorrect use of tea towels. What should you store under your bed? Should you leave the fridge door open or closed when making multiple trips to the kitchen bench? Recounting things your parents forced you to do as kids.  With very special guests, Hi Team, Nursery Rhymes, Copy Cat and What's Your Favourite (Type of Flooring)?Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should you sit in the front seat when riding in an uber? When does a stranger stop being a stranger? Should you ever order tea at a cafe? Patch 68 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special guests Oh Wow and Soundcheck (Australian Gameshow Hosts).Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lasagna, plate or bowl? How much should you clean up before a guest arrives? And Dion battles for corporate justice with another Rooibos Challenge. Patch 67 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special guests Copy Cat (clearing your throat) and Hi Team.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is roasted by Josh for his attempts to get 'cosy'; finding an answering to the question, 'tell me a bit about yourself?' and we discuss our chopping skills. Patch 66 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special guests Patchword Of The Day and Soundcheck.   Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long can you leave left overs in the fridge? What are the justifications for having a big night? Should you take lollies offered to you at a reception desk? Do you need to ask permission? Patch 65 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series.  With very special guests Oh Wow and a fun new game, Soundcheck. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patch 64 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. Josh recounts his unique birthday party experience; how much effort do you put into coordinating your clothes? do you bring your shopping inside in one trip? With very special guests Copy Cat and of course Really Good.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.