One Good Thing

It's back up their history hole for Paul and Paul as they enter the Roaring 40s to review what is commonly perceived to be the weakest Marx Brothers film. Is it the Jack and Jill of its generation? Or is it obviously not that? Find out only by listening to the episode we've recorded about that.  Featuring: Goodman's powerful brothers, the tragic story of Todd Theoscars, Chica Marx, the best song about child abuse you'll hear today, a throb of a time, and the flat circular nature of time.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor   http:

*** Goodman's mic is knackered in this one. Sorry about that. This'll be sorted by next episode!*** Not content to ruin our lives with the adorable nostalgic Casper (the friendly ghost), Ellen returns to fill said ruins with Disney Dreamz (TM). This week it's the one good thing about The Black Cauldron! Featuring: the slipperiest soap, executive pig assistant, the hidden hero, the obvious Gollum and a Cockney bookie hero.   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor   *** http://alottagreen.com.au    *** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Episode 173. Mean Guns Ever thought: “sure, it’s hilarious when the Pauls are miserable, but I love their rank depression and hope they never take a holiday”? Well you can sod off now, scum, because Matthew Whittaker of the extremely chocolatey Cinema Bushido has recommended we find all the good things in Albert Pyun’s Mean Guns for us to rub over our aching hearts like a salve made of salve concentrate.  Featuring: not needing advice on guns or anything else, poetic Dr. T, a big smiley face, The Long Arm Killers, whose daughter?, positive swearing and Tommy. *** Hey everyone. Thanks for listening as ever - here are the links from the top of the show. Have a look and if any of these resonate, please donate! https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd https://bailproject.org https://blacklivesmatter.com   https://btgfoundation.com.au Bridging The Gap http://www.naaja.org.au - North Australian Aboriginal Justice Agency https://natsiwa.org.au - National Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Women’s Allianc

Calling all Jellicle whatevers! Daniel from Cinematic Adventure hates us so much that he wanted to make us watch Cats and talk about it for a bit. This is that.  You see? I can do it without a pun. Movie critics are hacks.  ... I'm not even going to do one as a gag here. Not anywhere.  Featuring: Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jel   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns

  In Salt's quest to discover the true bottom ten of OGT history, but also to keep things interesting, The Pauls are spicing up their rewatch frenzy by recording a commentary for the British sex comedy Run For Your Wife. Now YOU, cursed listener, can watch along with us as we: forget what's happening, perform role play after role play about minor characters and ask each other about early noughties experiences for later alt-tabbing. Hooray! Featuring: The Last of the Summer Wine and Judi Dench. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://scr

Too bad, OGTeam, you got SNAKE EYES! (beaten up Nic Cage voice) Or at the very least you've got a case of the Kevin Dunnes because you're about to be embroiled in the slipperiest conspiraciest secret operation out there: one Paul likes a Nic Cage film, he's decided to defend it, and we barely discuss Nic Cage at all! At least compared to normal. Probably because it's Brian De Palma's Snake Eyes. So grab your ticket (I put it in your pool of goodwill while you were sleeping), pull up a fight-night seat right next to your favourite Gary Sinise and get ready for an earful on Brian De Palma's SNAAAAAKE EEEEYYYYEEES. Please. Featuring: an Owen Wilson mwow, a justified perv, the scandal of a thirteen-year old and the light prism that is the many soul permutations of Kevin Dunne. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little

Way-ay pets and bairns, time to dust off our not-at-all practiced Geordie accents as we look for the good things in Paul Salt's least favourite film of all time, Zombie Women of Satan! Featuring: Butts, Boobs and Proust.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/      

Merry Christmas, book fans! The Pauls went to their local Blockbuster with a hollowed-out copy of Donna Tartt's The Goldfinch under each arm, the plan being to smuggle out every single copy of Double Impact to watch it on Salt's many screens – unfortunately for them the Blockbuster store manager Keith spotted them coming a mile off and ran over to those succulent boys, madly waving his hands above his head and sweating like a mad horse. "Thank God you're here," said Keith. "Let's get this sorted once and for all – this time for Jesus." After which he emptied a bin bag full of the smashed remains of every The Goldfinch DVD he had into our scooped-out books, filling any gaps with fast-hardening glue. His teeth were audibly grinding in the frenzy. Neither Paul nor I dared meet his eye.  "Now eye, brain and ear are whole again," he ejaculated, pulling down his trousers and saluting us. "Go, brave warriors! Godspeed to the Void!" He waved until we could no longer see him or his ball over the curvature of the Ea

IT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED YET?! WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME! and other non-applicable quotes: it's time to make the great man a twoman and delve into Passion Project #2, Gotti. The Fanatic is on the horizon. And we're not talking about John Travolta. Featuring: 'Goaty', medicine for wiseguys, the joke that finally destroys us, photo etiquette and the weighty responsibility of becoming the new John Travolta.    https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Not enough 2020 movies to keep you occupied during the lockdown? No worries! We've got a big bunch of 2019 movies you might have missed! Come check them out  Featuring: Adam Sandler (I know!), several kinds of hell, Nazis, tips on decorating your cave, masculinity, some shade and a good ol' fashioned family fuck off.  ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Casts Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on my Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers!  Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Thanks and please #supportindieautho

No, it's not the one with Chuck Norris. Instead the Pauls are back down the history hole for one last piece of dubious 50s propaganda before moving on to pastures 40s. In its swan song the 50s offers us hysteria, a lot of taxes and protection, whether the state is right or wrong. So join us for the last time society ever got hysterical about anything ever.  Featuring: A lotta fine fellas, a dame, several angles, a nifty picture and a couple'a commie ne'er-do-wells. Why I oughta... ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtrack for Role To Cast’s Cyberpunk 2020 season ‘Going Mainstream’ is available on Bandcamp! https://roletocast.bandcamp.com We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://al

In this podcast that came before all other podcasts - especially that one, you know who I mean - the Pauls take a journey to a time and place that no one has ever done before. Not Aladdin, not Robin Williams, no one. Except for Miramax - they went there and didn't like it so much that they wrapped a big Wolt Dorsney skinsuit around it until it could but expire. But enough about my mother-in-law!* @Mallen1811 challenged us to find the good things in The Thief and the Cobbler. And we did. So that's good. Featuring: TALKING, ALWAYS TALKING, NEVER LISTENING, JUST TALKING, traditional art heritage, and Matthew Broderick.   ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtrack for Role To Cast’s Cyberpunk 2020 season ‘Going Mainstream’ is available on Bandcamp! https://roletocast.band

Determined to prove the worth of turn-of-the-century video game adaptations, Elliot Jay O'Neill and BT Calloway from The Simpsons Index and Throne of Games return to the OGPit to goad the Pauls into interacting with the world around them. This time they expect us to fight our way through a ravenous horde of lasers and defeat Paul W Thomas Anderson's Resident Evil 1.  Featuring: Marilyn Manson and the rest of the 00s, lasers, every Paul Anderson who ever was, a couple of zombies, amazing cheek bones and a french actress applying her lowest limb to the female-parent-fondling facial meat of various beings.  Listen to the Simpsons Index here: http://thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supporte

A shared universe movie! We must flee! Our homes will come crashing down around us as Kyle Chandler grumbles his way through an epic tale of rampaging editors. Will the Pauls live to quip another day? Not if Serj Tankian has anything to say about it.  Featuring: Serj Tankian, Kyle Grumbles, Bradley Whichford?, Ken WataNOTbe, Sally hawkins just about, Ice Cube jr., Godzilla as himself, eleven of nine and Charles Dance's Scarf.  ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supported their favourite indie artists. You're the absolute best AND the wind beneath our wings AND I will always love you. My soundtrack for Role To Cast’s Cyberpunk 2020 season ‘Going Mainstream’ is available on Bandcamp! https://roletocast.bandcamp.com Th

Sweet OGTeam. This is a trying time, an unprecedented series of events, and the unusual but very doable is being asked of us. We know it sucks. We really want to be able to do something to help, limited as our means are. The one thing we're good at is churning out content about butts and movies. With that in mind, we thought releasing the first episode of our Patreon series, 'Pauls Pitch', for everyone to enjoy, was our best way of helping, but also of saying thank you to you for being amazing, beautiful people.  Stay safe, wash your hands, stay indoors.  Here we go! ***** Pauls Pitch Episode 1. The Rise of Skywalker The Pauls know what they must do but don't know if they have the chin to do it: launch a new series coming off the back of Salt really really wanting to make The Rise of Skywalker less disappointing, make more sense as part of a whole, and not have Lando in it. Seeing as they can in their heads and dreams: this is what would happen in The Rise of Skywalker had they been made the Abrams and

We arrive back at the start of the journey. Seemingly nothing has changed except ourselves. Summoning our courage and loading our weapons, we pursue the man in black across the desert...and also his annoying stereotypical sister who leaves a trail of shite for us to follow/consume.  Featuring: an approximation of French, sumptuousness, art, questions, fewer answers, Russian Auteurs, nonsense and no sense.  Stay safe everyone! ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supported their favourite indie artists. You're the absolute best AND the wind beneath our wings AND I will always love you. My soundtrack for Role To Cast’s Cyberpunk 2020 season ‘Going Mainstream’ is available on Bandcamp! https://roletocast.bandcamp.com Th

Thanks to John Leguizamo's greatness in Spawn, we're here: one Paul who "remembers" Gamer being great and wants to share it with his best friend in the world, movie critic Paul Salt. Who will be the most loud in their opinion? Who will be the most erect whilst discussion continues? Only one way to find out: prison. Featuring: GRRRDBRTLR!, rickety-dickety-doo, intentional butts, George Orwell, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, filmskates and Ludacris. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supported their favourite indie artists. You're the absolute best AND the wind beneath our wings AND I will always love you. My soundtrack for Role To Cast’s Cyberpunk 2020 season ‘Going Mainstream’ is available on Bandcamp! https://roletocast.ba

Episode 159. Serenity (2019) Welcome to the podcast where nothing is what it seems… but neither is it expected or logically realised. By which I mean both Pauls keep laughing at their own farts and booing the other’s to see who baulks first. It’s up there with the titans alright. One Good Thing About Serenity! Featuring: Mum mate, best Dad, big scary fish, Digimon PRman and Interstellar 2.   ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supported their favourite indie artists. You're the absolute best AND the wind beneath our wings AND I will always love you. My soundtrack for Role To Cast’s Cyberpunk 2020 season ‘Going Mainstream’ is available on Bandcamp! https://roletocast.bandcamp.com Thanks and keep supporting indie ar

The Pauls spend some wonderful quality time with their best dad; Canadian, English, Lebanese, Hawaiian, Chinese super-man Keanu Reeves. Kanu always has some crazy japes on the go, and this time he's cloning his entire dead family. It's way funnier than it sounds.  Featuring: Keanu Reeves.  ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content and some special special gifts to thank you for backing us. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supported their favourite indie artists. You're the absolute best AND the wind beneath our wings AND I will always love you. We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Dockhead by Paul Goodman is available in paperback for just £5.99. Tha

Chill out, dudes, because the Pauls are trippin' on back to the late 60s for this 2019 slasher film about the murder of Sharon Tate and her friends. Is it the sensitive portrayal Tate and co deserves, or a nasty expoitative piece of shit that might be the worst film the Pauls have watched to date? Either sense my tone, or listen to the episode to find out! Featuring: Tate Murders, Netflix trolling, serendipity, The Lemon Thief, Tiny Keanu Reeves, the dark chimney of the soul, the starving boy who lives up Paul's Butt, and a significant amount of time spend discussing a better film. Parasite. Take that again, QT! ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content and some special special gifts to thank you for backing us. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supported their favourite indie artists.