Two Guys No Cup

The guys return to their annual tradition of ranking the NHL teams by how happy their fan bases should be: from the ones who just have or are just about to win Stanley Cups to those who have had Chuck Fletcher as GM.

All our Taylor Swift girlies, unite! It's time to step away from hockey, because there's no hockey to be discussed anyway, and dive deep into our feelings with a Taylor Swift tier list. It's not good. It's not definitive. But it IS content! And sometimes, that'll do ya.

The hockey world has given us NOTHING to talk about, so we'll make it up as we go along.

The St. Louis Blues have had an extremely quiet offseason so far. So... is that it?

The St. Louis Blues have finally made the 2G1C guys' dreams come true by drafting Dollar Bill (Dalobir) Dvorsky with the 10th overall pick. And how Swede the rest of the draft was, bringing in Otto Stenberg at 25 and Theo Lindstein at 29. But by drafting prospects instead of trading these picks, have the Blues set their timeline to compete back a bit? The guys will discuss in this draft episode.

The St. Louis Blues weigh a massive trade, but Torey Krug seems to have killed it for now. So where does this leave St. Louis 72 hours before the draft? The guys gather for their first official "bonus episode" in ages to discuss just that!

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The St. Louis Blues are officially in the post postseason and have hired Mike Babcock's son. The Cardinals are really bad. The Golden Knights are really good. And don't worry, Jordan Schmaltz isn't dead, he's just not an NHL player anymore.

Panger is leaving. Holy Jumpin', that sucks. Plus: -- Vegas is taking it to Florida -- Mike Babcock is back (ugh) -- Ian's trip to Chicago Does anyone even read these notes? Who knows. If you do, text me (Stephen) the word "Kiwi" sometime this week. I'll know why.

The Toronto Maple Leafs have decided on a GM by hiring the last guy who was fired. Typical. The guys are back! Enjoy this latest episode and visit our sponsors at thedrivingcrooner.com

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The St. Louis Blues sign Leo Loof. And that's it. There's playoff stuff. And a whole lot more. Enjoy!

There's a little of fingers being pointed in the Blues' organization, and they're all pointing at Jordan Kyrou! Why, though? We'll discuss.

The St. Louis Blues season is over, Doug Armstrong might be on a bender, and a few of the NHL Playoff matchups are Super Effective.

The St. Louis Blues finally lost! Which is what they're SUPPOSED to do right now! But on Wrestlemania weekend, the guys' focus is elsewhere.

The St. Louis Blues are on winning streak, and it's TERRIBLE! So the guys calm their emotions with a little geography lesson.

It's another day, and another Jordan Binnington tantrum on the ice. The guys are tired of talking about it, but they'll devote a whole episode to it, anyway.

The St. Louis Blues continue to struggle. We continue to suffer. But at least we've got cookies.

The St. Louis Blues traded all of their unrestricted free agents, then made surprise additions of Kasperi Kapanen and Jakub Vrána. Where does that leave the franchise and the rebuild... retool... re-whatever? The guys discuss.

The St. Louis Blues have traded their captain, Ryan O'Reilly, to the Toronto Maple Leafs. It's a sad day. But it's also the start of the future.