Two Guys No Cup

The Florida Panthers dominate the Edmonton Oilers and win their second straight Stanley Cup. Connor McDavid equivocates about his future in Edmonton. Ken Holland overcompensates for his team's lack of physicality by allegedly offering Trent Frederic a ridiculous extension. Jonathan Toews relocates to his hometown Winnipeg Jets. Gary Bettman eliminates the idea that state tax laws are an issue for the salary cap. The Blues illustrate their franchise with a new logo and jersey re-design on Monday. 18-Year-Old players anticipate Friday's draft. And Bowen Byram and Noah Dobson are set to evacuate their current teams, making them appetizing trade targets for the Blues.

The Blackhawks have hired Chicago Native Robert Prevost as their new head coach, while the Vatican has asked Jeff Blashill to become the next pope. Wait, no, I think I reversed that. Doesn't matter, neither one makes sense. It was a painful ending to the season for the Blues, but the guys are here to break it all down, and then laugh at the suffering of those less fortunate than us, just as Pope Blashill would want us to.

The Blues are searching for something in the distance. It's so close they can almost taste it. It's time to release our inhibitions and win a game in Winnipeg. Airport or not, Game 7, here we come!

Could 100 men beat one Silverback Gorilla? Could 100 Connor Hellebuycks save one NHL hockey puck? The world may never have an answer to either of these questions, but the guys are here to give their best hypotheses.

The guys finally reunite to talk about the Blues' return to the postseason, and their unfortunate defeat at the hands of the Winnipeg Jets. Enjoy the sacrifice Stephen's voice made for all of you.

Is it? Could it be? It IS the guys reunited to discuss the Mikko Rantanen trade and pretty much everything Blues that they've missed since last they were together.

In this solo episode, Stephen takes aim at all the top stories in the NHL... from two days ago... Enjoy!

Doug Armstrong broke the rules! But nobody emailed HIM those rules! Philip Broberg and Dylan Holloway are now Blues after an exciting offer sheet saga, and the guys have a lot MORE to talk about as well.

The Blues are doing things. But do those things make sense? We'll find out on this journey together.

It's been a while.... but we're back. Shoutout to Nicole.

It's wild times in the NHL, and the Blues are getting scrappy for a playoff spot. The guys cover it all and have your totally not-asked-for Wrestlemania Preview for you to enjoy!

The long-awaited return of the podcast that GQ has called "a podcast," that the Rolling Stone has never even commented on, and that Spotify and Apple are technologically obligated to carry on their podcast feeds.

The St. Louis Blues make the shocking decision to oust Craig Berube and hire Drew Bannister has his (interim) replacement. Stephen processes it in real time. Enjoy.

The Blues have traded Robert Bortuzzo to the New York Islanders for a seventh-round pick. The longest-tenured Blue is longest-tenured no longer!

The St. Louis Blues are in a funk, but the Texas Rangers are soaring higher.

The St. Louis Blues have had a promising start to the season, so of course, that dunce Ian had a kid. Well, here's your podcast dirtbags. It's STEPHEN'S world now, and there's no rules anymore. Snarf up, dillweeds! Pteven, OUT!

The guys are here to give you their Central Division Preview as we prepare for hockey to come back! Plus, a look at the best and worst case scenarios for the Blues.

The Guys talk about the appointment of Brayden Schenn as Blues' captain, go around the league to talk all the latest jersey news, then dive into division previews for the Pacific and Atlantic divisions.

The St. Louis Blues have a lot of hope for the future, unlike Mike Babcock. More like Babcocka-doodle-doesn't work here anymore!

Here's the Metro Division. Our apologies.