Two Guys No Cup

The era of Vladimir Tarasenko in St. Louis is over. He's been traded to New York Rangers. In 644 career games with St. Louis, Tarsenko finished fifth all-time in goals scored with 262, as well as fifth in points with 553. He graced the cover NHL 17, was a two-time All-Star, notched a 40-goal season in 2015-16. Throughout it all, he was a consummate professional, devoting his time on and off the ice to the city and community he loved. No one will ever forget his heart-warming relationship with pediatric cancer patient Arianna Dougan, which brought more light to the scourge of pediatric cancer. Eventually, the organization "Spread Ari's Light" was formed in her honor (donation link included below) Vova realized his ultimate dream of bringing a Stanley Cup to St. Louis in the summer of 2019. Though the relationship may have soured since then, he is and remains a franchise legend and will receive nothing but love in this podcast. Once, in his article for The Player's Tribune, Vladdy wrote: "I came to St. Lou

On Groundhog Day, the guys ask the kitchen if they serve Deja Vu because the guys are certainly feeling it. Doug Armstrong is hurtling towards the trade deadline faster than Phil Conners towards a train on an all night bender, but Doug's guessing he's gonna swerve first. The guys look back on how the hell the Blues ended up where they now are, facing down the prospect of a total rebuild. Too late for flapjacks?

The St. Louis Blues continue their more-or-less .500 season with an embarrassing loss at home to the hapless Chicago Blackhawks. But they are far from the most embarrassing thing in the NHL this week...

The St. Louis Blues continue to be unpredictable as the injuries mount up. The guys talk about... things... I'm gonna be honest, it's almost 1:00 AM ET as I write this and I just got back from watching the Jaguars mount an all-time NFL comeback. I don't have the willpower to write catchy show notes. So if you read this, congratulations. I hope you enjoyed my suffering. Oh yeah, one last thing: DUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!

This episode was recorded on Wednesday. It was posted on Saturday. Because one of the guys is an idiot. No telling who, but his name rhymes with even.

The St. Louis Blues have had a fine week, just fine. 2022 draws to a close, and the guys talk about the Blues trade chips.

The St. Louis Blues seemed to be on a winning streak until Seattle dragged them back down to the depths! Now they wait for a pre-Christmas matchup in Vegas to show us their true identity. Meanwhile... it's cold!

The Blues are improving, the holidays are here, what's there to be upset about?

The St. Louis Blues are woeful. Jordan Binnington is running his mouth. Christmas is coming, but it doesn't feel very holly or jolly for Gateway City Hockey Fans. Let's remember — we love each other and this team. Strap in, folks.

The guys are tired of the back and forth, but they don't see it ending anytime soon. Fortunately, the holidays are here, and the new Pokemon is out, so there are lots of distractions to talk about! Enjoy!

The St. Louis Blues won seven games in a row, after losing eight games in a row. Did they erase the losing streak? No! The guys feel very strongly about that, and a lot of tHanksgiving traditions, and they express their emotions in this episode.

The St. Louis Blues have lost a franchise-record eight games in a row (before a victory over the San Jose Sharks). Is the victory a sign of better things to come? No. Probably not. Let's discuss.

The St. Louis Blues are on a six game losing streak, and the guys search for answers.

The Blues are in a losing skid and the guys are hot and bothered. But at least we don't have to record in the Arizona Coyotes' away dressing room!

The NHL has finally released its full slate of Reverse Retro jerseys, and it's a predictable mixed bag! But the guys will tier rank ALL of them in this audio podcast! Plus: the Blues are back, and they're winning! But it ain't all pretty.

The 2022-23 season has started, but the Blues don't play until Saturday! That means the guys have time to do their final offseason episode, previewing the Central Division and the Blues season! This was all part of the plan, definitely not just poor planning and delays. Nope. Not this podcast.

The guys are back to discuss the departure of Klim Kostin. It's disappointing to see him leave, but he deserves a shot at a new destination. Can we cram any more D words into this description? Delightful! Doubtlessly, the dudes depart from the Kostin debate the destinies of teams in the Pacific Division. Digest their disagreements at your own desired tempo. Dios mio!

The guys take a break from roasting the St. Louis Blues to roast the OTHER 31 teams and their miserable fan bases. Enjoy! And Happy October!

The St. Louis Blues have done very little this week, but at least training camp started! Nathan MacKinnon got paid, Adam Levine got laid (ALLEGEDLY!) and the Atlantic Division is where playoff dreams are made. The guys discuss it all until not another word can be... said... on this latest episode.

It’s that time of year when the leaves start to change, and the offseason melts away into the preseason. That means it’s time to preview the division, and the guys start with the boring one! The Metro! But not until they take a deep dive into Jordan Kyrou's new contract!