Two Guys No Cup

It’s that time of year again: time for us to speculate wildly about prospects we know little or nothing about utilizing a shape made famous by the ancient Egyptians. It’s not a rookie rhombus! It’s not a Draftee Dodecahedron! It’s a Prospect Pyramid! The self-proclaimed fan-favorite is back and the guys are so excited to bring it to you.

There are things to talk about, and in this episode, they are discussed!

The St. Louis Blues' offseason continues to drag along, but at least there's the WJC to discuss. Plus! The guys blatantly rob the Athletic for story ideas and settle once and for all which original Pokémon game is the best.

The hockey world is focused on Edmonton because that's all there is to focus on. Alberta is playing host to the rescheduled 2022 World Junior Championship, and the guys are ready to talk about it (because that's all there is to talk about).

The St. Louis Blues' offseason continues to disappoint, Matthew Tkachuk is a Blue, and we've entered the darkest timeline. August 6th, 2022 will forever be known as the day this podcast was recorded.

Matthew Tkachuk is on the trade block. That's it. That's the podcast.

The St. Louis Blues are... changing... but not for the better. But at least Robert Thomas is locked down long term! And at least the Blackhawks are collapsing!! And at least the fringe teams in the NHL are finally getting good! There's fun stuff happening in hockey, even if it's not in the Gateway City right now.

The St. Louis Blues look to be losing David Perron and keeping Vladimir Tarasenko. But there are many balls in the air. With just over 16 hours before free agency starts, Stephen takes a look at the latest.

The St. Louis Blues have drafted Jimmy Snuggerud 23rd overall in the NHL Draft, and done NOTHING else! But the Chicago Blackhawks have destroyed their entire franchise! It's time to celebrate!!

The offseason is officially in full swing. Now, quick, post this before it gets any more out of date!

The Avalanche are one game away from a Stanley Cup, and the Coaching Carousel is spinning! The Thunderbirds are fighting for the Calder Cup, and there's so much to talk about! Click play and let's get into it!

Two teams remain in the race to find out who will be the Stanley Cup Champion. Never seen Taffy Lee Fubbins took on Michael Patrick Porkins have we seen a showdown this epic. But who will prevail? The Blues meanwhile are looking ahead towards the offseason. Who will return? Who will depart? Did an owl murder Kathleen Peterson? What new faces will we get to meet? Is Doug Armstrong playing 4D Chess? It's a lot to cover, and the guys get to it all in this jam-packed episode.

The St. Louis Blues are out of the playoffs, but things have been worse in the past. This episode covers... a lot. So strap in folks!

The St. Louis Blues have been elimi... Wait a minute, WHAT?!

The St. Louis Blues made a complete ass of themselves on Monday night. But there's only two more sleeps before this whole debacle is over.

The St. Louis Blues have lost Game 3, but more importantly, they have apparently lost starting goaltender Jordan Binnington. Has Nazem "Nonsense" Kadri's bloodlust struck again? Or is this situation a little more nuanced? The Guys discuss and look at St. Louis' prospects for the rest of the series should Binnington be unable to return.

The St. Louis Blues flipped the script by not just stealing a game, but dominating Game 2 in the second round against the Colorado Avalanche. Now, Blues fans have a legitimate reason to believe their team has a shot in this series, and the Guys couldn't BE more excited!

The St. Louis Blues lost Game 1 to the Colorado Avalanche — or, more accurately, Jordan Binnington lost game 1 to the Colorado Avalanche. Or, more accurately still, Jordan Binnington was the only player who DIDN'T lose Game 1? I've lost the thread. The point is: Jordan Binnington very good. Colorado Avalanche just slightly better. Rest of the St. Louis Blues...

The St. Louis Blues have defeated the Minnesota Wild in six games to advance to the second round of the NHL playoffs. Now facing a tough series with the Colorado Avalanche, the future is anyone's guess. But let's pause a while and enjoy the present!

It's 2:00 AM. Imagine I wrote something witty here.