Garbled Twistory: A Us History Podcast Told Through Elections!

We are taking a nice gander at the second-to-last Vice Media candidate for the 1816 US Presidential election! Honestly, the only reason this dude is in the running is cuz he got all dat slave money, but what'r'ya'gonna do? Become a Patron!

We're looking at the next VP Candidate for 1816, James Ross. Not much is known about this man, but judging from what we DO know, that's exactly how he wants it. Cower in fear, this guy's a slippery snake! Become a Patron!

Hello again! Today we're looking at our second VP Candidate for 1816! And yes, it's an old favorite from last time, Johnny Marshall! If you already know about all the sassafrass in this REBROADCAST, then you can go ahead and skip to the 27:34 mark for the cool new stuff if you so desire! Become a Patron!

We're looking at the second potential VP Candidate for 1816! Everything's looking pretty average! Well, except for that time he awesomely impeached some fool for getting in trouble with the IRS. Become a Patron!

We are back to our regularly scheduled programming, and we're starting with the VP Potentials of 1816! Let's start with the dude who is the reason why the capital of Pencil Vania is still where it is today! Become a Patron!

For the in-between-election-episode of the year 1815, we're destroying Rhode Island. Seriously. Bye-Bye Rhode Island. It was nice knowing ya. Become a Patron!  

This is the second in-between election episode, covering the year 1814, where some MAJOR HEADWAY is made into manufacturing business! Children! In Factories! Already?! Yes. Already. Become a Patron!

Here we are! Back into the in-between-election episodes! In this first one, we're talking about how Ariana Grande smashed some tomatoes in the deadliest battle to ever happen in Texas! The ocean's no place for a squirrel! Become a Patron!

It's been months of candidates! But we have arrived at the fated election of 1812! I mean yeah, the US is a war, but the political rigamarole must go on!! Become a Patron!

We're checking on on the final Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for 1812!! It's the reigning champ! Billy Madison! Oh, and what had he been up to since he won in 1808? Making horrible decisions is what he's been up to. Seriously, what a doofus. This is a REBROADCAST, so if you already know his whole long backstory and just want the NEW STUFF, it's at the 41:48 mark! Become a Patron!

For the second-to-last prezidenty candidate for 1812, we are introduced to the nephew of our good neighbor George Clinton. Like, the only reason this dude's a candidate is because his uncle kicked the bucket. I wonder how long this OG Clinton Candidate legacy will last? Become a Patron!

Told ya you were in for a real treat! For our next 1812 prezzy wezzy candidate, we're talking about a guy who made so many written and unspoken rules doing a job he never wanted that he's still dictating how we run our courtrooms today from BEYOND THE GRAVE!! So hunker down cuz you're in for a real doozey of an episode. Become a Patron!

We're looking at the second prezzy wezzy candidate for 1812, and we've discussed him multiple times before, so you'll want to check out the 10:24 mark for new stuff! (And there isn't much. C'mon Rufus!! DO SOMETHING ALREADY! Don't fret though, next week is gonna be WILD.) Become a Patron!

This is one of those fascinating instances where the first presidential candidate we're looking at for this 1812 election in this episode is stricken with the ultimate... Well... Finality. So please, enjoy this splendid REBROADCAST where you can find the NEW INFO at the 23:06 mark! Become a Patron!

It's the final VP Candidate for 1812! This dude literally had this whole internal crisis over all this Revolution stuff and straight up disappeared but hey he's back now and he's ready ok just give him a chance! Become a Patron!

This is the third VP Candidate we're looking at for the 1812 election! A pleasant case study of how to be useful when you never show up on time for anything whatsoever! Become a Patron!

We have an adorable, short little REBROADCAST here for these riveting 1812 elections! If you already know what you need to know so far about VP Candidate Johnny Long John Silvers, the NEW STUFF is at the 5:21 mark! Become a Patron!

Our first VP Candidate for 1812 has been through SO MUCH NONSENSE and I really just wanna give this man a warm towel and a hug because no one deserves to be done dirty like this. Become a Patron!

For our final in-between-election episode before 1812, the slaves get MAD! For a podcast that spends more time talking about the opinions of slave owners, I figured we oughta turn the tables a little! Become a Patron!

Have you ever lost a horse? Well, these people can't help you. Sorry Become a Patron!