Garbled Twistory: A Us History Podcast Told Through Elections!

Remember that time a woman single-handedly saved the entire economy of New England because the president and his frat bros made a ridiculously petty foreign-relations decision without thinking? No? Well, that happened. Become a Patron!

We have made it once again to another ELECTION EPISODE! And if you thought the Democratic-Republican party was invincible, I'm gonna need you to emphasize on the "was" in that sentence because I'm seeing little drops of passive-aggressive blood in the water! Become a Patron!

We have made it to our FINAL prezzy wezzy candidate for 1808! and GOOOOLLY!! This is basically the ultimate review episode!! I'm serious!! This dude right here was present for like, EVERYTHING. (Well, except the actual battles with guns.) Man, this one is quite the journey! Enjoy!   Become a Patron!

Today we're lookin' at the second-to-last Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for the 1804 election! Ya know, he keeps losing every time... But hey, maybe he's got a chance this time! This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW STUFF at the 16:06 mark! Become a Paton!

Hello again! For this riveting episode, we are looking at a BRAND SPANKING NEW ELECTION CANDIDATE! And this dude went through a whole lotta stuff so it'll be a nice review with some wild freakin' detours along the way! (As usual...) Become a Patron!

We are looking at candidates in the 1808 US Presidenty Drag Race, and George Clinton is ONCE AGAIN showin' up on the scene. Also, he's running for BOTH P AND VP!??! LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!? DOES THIS MAN NEVER QUIT!? Whatever. Enjoy the REBROADCAST! The new information can be found at the 20:05 mark! Become a Patron!

What we have here is a rather uneventful REBROADCAST of Rufus King's VP candidacy. Let's face it. The only reason this dude is still a VP Candidate is cuz the Federalists are so freaking defeated that they aren't even trying to shake things up. Anyways, the NEW STUFF is at the 9:51 mark!   Become a Patron!

We're looking at the Second VP Candidate for the 1808 US Election this episode, and boy is this guy interesting. Somehow, he was present at almost all of the most important locations during the Great American Temper Tantrum! You know what they say... Where there's a battle, there's a Moosebaby! Become a Patron! 

We are back on the election circuit and for 1808 we have some pretty faces, new and old! The first VP Candidate of this election season we're lookin' at is the son of a prezzywezzy we've talked about before! That's a first! Become a Patron!

You think THIS political climate is bad? An Ex-Vice-President literally planned on invading the capital. Yeah. This is an in-between-election episode for the history books y'all!   Become a Patron!

For this cute little in-between-election episode, I need you to pack your bags! Cuz we're looking at the history behind the USA's FIRST! Federal National Highway! Become a Patron!

It's about a buncha culty German Christian weirdos named the Harmony Society who showed up in Pennsylvania with some radical ideas that are shockingly ahead of their time...  An interesting case study of how the social ideas of today would (or would not) have a significant effect on how religious societies would have gone about their business. Gotta love in-between-election episodes! Become a Patron!

We are FINALLY at the 1804 ELECTION, and while it's looking like the most obvious outcome since daytime coming after nighttime, the circumstances leading to this total freakin' sweep are super fascinating! And yes, Yu-Gi-Oh is involved.

Yep. That title is the real deal. We're looking at the second and FINAL presidential candidate for 1804, and it's the reigning champ! So yes, this is a REBROADCAST with the wild, updated info at the 21:24 mark! Buckle your seatbelts, this story gets crazy! Become a Patron!

We're looking at the first Prezzy Candidate for 1804! Since we've talked about this man before, it's a REBROADCAST with the updated info at the 14:45 mark! And trust me, there isn't a whole lot of updating to do here. The Federalist Party is in the doldrums.

We're looking at the final VICE presidential candidate for 1804! And guess what? Remember that guy who said he was gonna retire because of his arthritis? Yeah. Not happening. So this is a REBROADCAST of George Clinton's story. If you just want to see the new developments, you can find them at the 16:09 mark! Become a Patron!

We're looking at VP candidate #6 for the 1804 election while quietly acknowledging the fact he is both a Street Fighter and a Tekken character. And also admiring his wife. Because his wife was really really cool. Become a Patron!

We're looking at VP Candidate #5 for the 1804 election! This guy is your friendly neighborhood slaveowner librarian who regularly conspires with Thomas Jefferson and is a first in a long like of Breckinridges who probably just as conspiratorial and crafty as this guy right here!!! No big deal. Become a Patron!

This episode, we're looking at VP Candidate #4 and let me tell ya, this dude has got enough sass and savagery to spend on all of your jeans, not just his own, alright!? This one's gonna be wild! Become a Patron!

In this episode, we're looking at the third VP candidate for the 1804 election! John Claude Lang Don! I mean, he did lead a relatively normal rich founding father guy's life... But he does get into a wild slavery snafu! Become a Patron!