Garbled Twistory: A Us History Podcast Told Through Elections!

We're looking at our second vice prezzy wezzy candidate for 1804, Gideon Granger! Everything seems pretty normal about this guy to be honest... Well, except for the names of his family and his aliases and like... Why does it have to be the names? Whatever. Become a Patron!

We have just finished a set of nifty in-between-election episodes, and it's time for the election of 1804! Woo to the Who? William Maclay! But why this guy? He's not a presidential candidate, he's a Vice Principal candidate! What do you mean? Like I'm gonna let some piece of legislation reduce the number of episodes. Bah humbug! It's the same ticket anyways! Become a Patron!

It's time for the final in-between-election episode in our post-1800 series! For the year of 1803, we're gonna go mainstream, cuz it's gonna be difficult to NOT talk about Napoleon giving away an entire third of the North American continent! I also give you the cheat codes as to where and how you will be able to unlock/create some epic bonus content!

It is the second in-between election episode in the 1800 series! Yessiree! It's time to talk about the founding of the US Military Academy at West Point. And I'm telling you right now, it's a good candidate for "strangest educational facility in the country".

This is the first in-between election episode since the turn of the century!!  So what's the scoop for 1801? Why, it's the first time someone in America built one of those crazy yacht things. So yeah it's a fun little human interest story... A cute little blurb about some stubby rich wannabe vigilante.

We are here! We've checked in on all four candidates It is time for the 1800 US election! Oh, and you better BUCKLE IN BUCKAROOS, cuz reaches Wrestlemania levels of pure insanity. If you those last elections got wild, we're playing a whole different ball game with this one!

We've reached the final major candidate for the 1800 US election! Tommy Jeffyson! We've totes talked about this dude before, so it's gonna be a REBROADCAST with the cool NEW vice president content at the 14:53 mark! Enjoy!

We have reached the second to last major candidate for the 1800 election! Aaron Burr! Since we've discussed him before, this will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW STUFF at the 8:08 mark! There's lotza crazy foreshadowing within this new information! How exciting!

Hello again! We are in the middle of looking at the major candidates for the 1800 election, and it's time to check in with the last election's WINNER... Yep, it's another REBROADCAST, continuing the epic tale of the Johnny Adams! If you're only here for the newest info about his years as the big man in the white house, that starts at the 27:17 mark!

We have once again reached an election year! 1800 to be precise! Trust me when I say things are starting to get a little cray cray... Especially with all these French passive aggression petty parties. The first candidate we're checking in on is Charlie Pickaninny, and we've covered him before so this is a REBROADCAST where the NEW INFO can be found at the 8:59 mark! And trust me when I say this new info includes some spicy pancakes yall.

For the FINAL BOUT in these in-between-election episodes, I'm talking about the very first time the citizens of the United States saw a CASH-4-GOLD ad. Spoiler alert: THEY LOST THEIR FREAKIN' MINDS. AND DRANK ALL THE MILKSHAKES.

We are looking at events that happened in between US elections and for the year 1798, I got a special treat! It's time for BOOK CLUB!! This episode is a chapter-by-chapter summary of a crazy book that dropped like an album and was makin' waves in all the circles in 1798! It's Charlie Broccoli Brown as you've never heard him before!

You know how every now and then you'll be watching the news and find out that like thousands of people are instantly bankrupt because some investors were up to some tomfoolery? This is one of those times! Enjoy this in-between-election fiasco!

It's been a long haul but here we are at the THIRD ELECTION! 1796! The shenanigans are real this time! And finally, we're starting to party up! Some of the shenanigans, specifically Alexandy Hammy Tammy's, have been covered in previous episodes. This one will consist of mainly the little shenanigans that weren't covered... AND THE BEGINNING OF PARTY TIME! AND THE LIMITED EDITION ELECTION RESULT! How excitin'!

We have finally arrived! It is time to reveal our final candidate for the 1796 election!! And let me tell you: one particular rabble-rouser is gonna get his just desserts! This is a REBROADCAST though so if you want to skip to the desserts, you eat them at the 23:23 mark!!

We are in the HOME STRETCH for 1796, folks! We're looking at candidate #10! Thomas Jefferson! This means we're lookin' at his weird, weird, obsessions with books, French things, and keeping his slaves while freeing his slaves while keeping them! It's real doosey this story right here!

It's candidate number nine for 1776! Our coolest customer so far... But is he really? Probably not. With all those dead relatives and that temper when it comes to minor inconveniences...

We're checking back in with our eighth candidate for the 1796 election! This is a REBROADCAST of the George Clinton episode! Included is a little tweak that's overdue about the whole Vermont thing... and the updated information about his life between elections is at the 14:52 mark! The is perhaps the most necessary unnecessary episode I have ever made. Trust me, that statement makes sense.

We're looking at 1796 candidate number seven! Samuel Adams. This guy's from Massachusetts and that's like ground zero for ALL THIS REVOLUTIONARY INSANITY! Prepare for a wild journey!

This is a REBROADCAST of the John Jay episode, with NEW CONTENT at the 11:32 mark!! What's new? We're talking about how John Jay single-handedly split the country in half, causing POLITICAL TURMOIL UP THE WAZOO! It's a genuine doosey.