Pero Let Me Tell You

Of course Ish gets their name wrong…dance is a family affair…culture knows no geo boundaries…talk about a sister act…Swan Lake a la Cubana…a dancer diet is VERY different in a communist country…glad to see the ballerina body image is changing…como dicen, the show must go on…a technical dancer isn’t necessarily a good dancer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rough week? Drink a bottle of champers…IT’S MANGO SEASON…that yellow bag just hits better…Cristal and pizza…long as you’re not a Bitcoin Bro, you ARE Miami AF…sometimes we just do our bit in the wild…colorism is so engrained in latino culture, we don’t even realize it…congrats to Father of the Bride…Beyonce is entering her older diva dance video phase…DJ loves shuffle Drake…Deborah Cox is NOT freestyle…DJ = hip-hop remix, Ish = dance remix…a Walk to Remember makes everyone weep…we did wind up at Caja Caliente…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the World Cup, logistical nightmare and all…maybe we can bring back Columbia House AND BMG…legit sure we’re the only ones talking about Billie Piper on a US podcast this week…there’s tone deaf and then there’s just plain off…yeah, let’s definitely follow the lead of the community vs creating ice cream…representation matters, kids…Lizzo just looks like she radiates light and positivity…there’s a difference between a lesson and a talking down to…hope DJ never has to pray in English to diffuse a bomb or something…we need these Carlos Rojas stories told in first person…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know we love an underdog success story…sometimes it’s not reinventing the wheel, but making sure it works better…please have that delicious vegan sandwich more available…embrace your culture and your community…it really is one of Ish’s happy places…legit, nicest restaurant bathroom around...ok, so Marcus Lemonis is spontaneous…support local, but more than that, support awesome people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So begins rainy season…way to ruin a proposal Disney employee…maybe Mickey jail IS happy...just cuz drag queens slay, it’s not lethal…if everything is breaking news, then nothing is breaking news…DJ’s sayings might just be our next shirts…hey VH-1, cast US on ‘I Love the 20s’…sometimes you need to take a hard look at the evidence, and yourself…those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it…we’re bombarded with too much information…why DO we know so many British words?…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a kinda long ep today…el agua salada es buenisima…teaching comfort limits early…what inflation…Montana & the oldest Chinese restaurant, who knew…ahhh welcome CBS Sunday Morning…mmm chaufa…sure it’s still a $1 but it’s not the same…DJ & pan de bono = ecstasy…like a bad neighbor, State Farm’s no longer there…congrats Laverne Cox & Mattel…happy Pride y’all…we love to engage in discussion…so much grey in the world…believe, but verify cuz toxic is toxic…we figured you out CVS…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban-American country singer from Miami, it’s a thing…there’s always room for inserting culture….minority is kinda insulting a term…hmm frijoles negros in Nashville…finally someone to explain crypto currency…maybe we’ll do some PLMTY NFT..even outside Miami, you’re always 305…don’t set up your own barriers…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexandria Aniyah Rubio, 10…Alithia Ramirez, 10…Amerie Jo Garza, 10…Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, 10…Eliahana Cruz Torres, 10…Eliana “Ellie” Garcia, 9…Eva Mireles, 44…Irma Garcia…Jackie Cazares, 10…Jailah Nicole Silguero, 10…Jayce Luevanos, 10…Jose Flores, 10…Layla Salazar, 10…Makenna Lee Elrod, 10…Maite Rodriguez…Miranda Mathis, 11…Nevaeh Bravo…Rojelio Torres, 10…Tess Marie Mata…Uziyah Garcia, 10…Xavier Lopez, 10…https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-reliefTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Us + Dos Croquetas = perfect combo…la carpa and comegenes is so dramatic…how many Brit songs can we work into any episode…sometimes people just shouldn’t mix…the definition of beauty NEEDS to be modified and expanded…also, who is anyone to say someone’s not beautiful…wow, suing for grandkids, la cosa esta seria...catfish text messages, now we have a new low people…thanks again Dos Croquetas for the delicious food and yummy Jupiña slushie…ahhh, chain restaurants how we love thee…and just like that we now have dates for Red Lobster AND Olive Garden…Celia Cruz and mimes, just another ep for PLMTY…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.orgThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Art shouldn’t be formal…different students aren’t bad students…dando cabezasos se aprende…El Dorado & SoHo House, essentials people…abstract but recognizable…interpret art for yourself…you never know where you’ll find a teacher…OMG, his baby is SUPER cute…inspiration comes at any time…at times, your story is that of others…be your own gallery…if you have a platform, you should give back…’cuz I wanted to see the ass’ is our new reason for everything…la Hitachi proves its utility yet again…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Linens N Things vs Bed Bath & Beyond…Bye bye iPod…seriously, in OUR day music was just different…convenience vs experience…does anybody like mimes…Muppets are people, live with it…tone deaf AND poverty porn…maybe one day we’ll live in a box at the Perez Art Museum…PR doing it’s job shouldn’t be an outrage…why can’t fun things be fun anymore…let’s start a Grimace Appreciation Day (GAD?)…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats on the babies…the Miami hustle is real…hard work truly does pay off…use that platform…no seriously, she’s like the happiest pregnant woman we’ve ever seen…of course Ish asks the question in the dumbest way possible…never apologize for who you are...boxes are for gifts, not for people…kids are flipping language sponges…single moms deserve ALL the love and respect…we miss Sabado Gigante…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If it’s not Mariah, it’s U2…again, if you love an artist, your fave song shouldn’t be a hit single…dive into the deep end people…fine, if it’s just an excuse to drink tequila then bring on Cinco de Mayo…Anna Wintour is less than amused this week…life needs distractions…imbalances are never a good thing when rights are at stake…ay la hipocresia...seriously, if that’s not your job then what is, Justice Alito…the unborn are the perfect protected class…no, black face is NEVER ok…we’ll say it again, BLACK FACE IS NEVER OK…Spice Girls make everything better…we love over-educated women…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Serving papers and truth…Twitter is already horrible…does a tweet exist in an echo chamber…see (or hear) something, say something…ay chica, ya deja lo de la mascara…seriously, do WASPs need reminding they have kids…ahhh the smell of fierce…great fitting clothes, horrible racist CEOs…hmmm, the origin of DJ’s Publix cake debacle involves Kmart…blue cheese and shrimp…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love catching up with old friends…seriously do NOT watch Minx with kids in the room…shows in the 70s are period pieces and now we need to sit down…found family is family…crazy to think this show was filmed en pleno pandemic…if you’re in LA you really need to catch a live SAP show…and it bears repeating, there are LOTS of pipis in Minx…appreciate the love and kind words, Oscar…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening…this time we answer YOUR questions…and we still filled an hour…sorry for the audio glitch toward the end primos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 199. Pero…is Diana Ross air?Thanks again Darwin…why was Julio Iglesias so famous in the US…said it before, say it again peluqueria rock is a bop all around…dejen de comer tanta mierda with the $1k steak already…Return of the Mack indeed…we miss late 90s/early 00s pop…Cosas del Amor is a great video for all the wrong reasons…Tantra was more like tantrum…always shed light on your experiences and bring things to light…but it’s a weird gray with a dead person…DWTS on a streamer, will you watch…this whole 10 minutes on Diana Ross is just gold, GOLD…next up, episode 200…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Working AND a relationship for 35 years it NOT easy…Miami boys conquer the world, it’s just what we do…hobbies can become careers, kids…even in London, Celia is the REAL queen…can you imagine seeing your work in the Louvre…Cuba Out of Cuba is a beautiful way to see how far we’ve come while staying who we are…iconic doesn’t even begin to describe that photo of Celia Cruz… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for covering for Ish, Darwin, need you on more often…DJ & A-Rod both livin’ in tha hood…man DJ loves saying Allapattah…oh lord, now Bitcoin has a conference con Mayor Postalita…can Darwin finally explain crypto to us on PLMTY…maybe Miamians will be the next Atlanteans…it’s like our elected officials take pride in our Miami housing crises…you’d think Univision or Telemundo would have less white passing Latinos on-air for representation…representation on telenovelas, carajo…es que Cubans in Spanish, estamos accelerado…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And now for a special message from PLMTY…DJ totally needs to try cascos de guayaba…we are the weirdest type of fortune tellers…after all the commentary, here’s a little more…we’ve all got something pent up inside us…standing ovation, not cool kids…we have to acknowledge the good with the bad…although bring on the lawsuits…the moral of the story is we’re nerds…Poor Bruce Willis…maybe it was Petra the Ambition Gremlin that manifested our chat with Gina Torres…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.