Pero Let Me Tell You

Ep 196.5 Pero…hanguiando with Gina TorresThis ep is proof dreams come true…the queen of genre is Afro-Latina, as it should be…of course she can play Diana Ross, she’s an icon…at least you know you’re gonna like the food at that dinner theatre…it’s so comforting that all Cuban parents are the same…when show runners trust their multicultural actors, authenticity is born…tall girls, stand proud…ok, here goes DJ and the ‘Suits’ love…you guys, Gina Torres says we ‘bring plenty’ to the table and now we can die…she even took a moment to say hi to Tristan, tell us she’s not the greatest…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keep plugging away and dreams come true…beads + floats = more fun than imagined…welp, there goes paternity testing on daytime…all hail the original Latina queen of daytime, Cristina…yep, look for Karla Croqueta on Caso Cerrado…it’s good to grill a SCOTUS nominee, on the ISSUES…of course we’re proud of a hometown girl making it to the highest court in the land…give us ALL of the Academy Awards, not some highlight reel bs…Leon Medical Center in English no es lo mismo…always be true to who you are, loud and proud…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Definitely one of our more offbeat episodes…only we could go from paella to Gwyneth Paltrow…all girl mariachi bands…sorry Orlando, your water sucks…like everyone in the 60s, Joan Crawford probably made pretty gross recipes…many phrases don’t translate…Putin se la esta viendo mal…we’ve got questions about the Hugo Chavez advisor bird…West Elm Caleb or Ikea Sven…an extra $0.25 starts to add up…como habia gente in front of DJ at 7-11…how turned around was that poor guy thinking it was a Chevron…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legit one of the nicest people we’ve interviewed…definitely a long resume, but talk about creating your own space…sometimes a role is meant for you…breaking barriers he didn’t know existed…it’s SO MUCH fun to tease DJ…Star Trek has always been about portraying a fully representational future…the more of us behind the scenes, the more of us will be onscreen…with more options should come more opportunities for diverse properties…yet another of Ish’s bizarre close encounters with celebrities… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again to all of you who supported us this weekend…again, big thanks to our friends for their help…mira que la gente hacen preguntas…Kim K isn’t the authority on work…did anyone else attend TRL U…yep, of course Ish auditioned for a boy band…there have to be better ways to get attention than Jussie Smollett’s way…we love Westchester, but not $1M worth…are there more wheels or doors in the world…you know things are bad when we’re giving a tar shake instead of a gasless soda…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Catch us all over Miami this weekend, 3/5 & 3/6…Palm Sunday is part of being Cuban Catholic…magnets, charters, public, private…go check out Siempre Pa’alante podcast…tremendo trajectory for Volodymyr Zelenskyy…we’re tired of being alive during once in a lifetime history….selective outrage rears its head again…man, the Marlins will never catch a break…look at us talking sports on PLMTY…also, nobody cares what you’re boycotting…ya estamos may viejo pa’ estar mudando la genre…after all is said and done, Comcast is the devil, period…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comYouFit: https://youfit.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 192.5 Pero…hanguiando with painter Laura ChirinoFollow those dreams kids…a Cuban Lisa Frank has a nice ring to it though…oh, latino parents insistence en el titulo…artistic juices just flow better after midnight…let’s all have an artist studio in our living rooms…Calle 8 really is a big deal caballero…check her (and us) out at Carnaval on the Mile…it’s always great when art has Easter eggs in it..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Britney’s book editor deserves all the money…we’re still holding hope she’ll give us the first interview…all our love and prayer goes out to the Ukraine…listen, Putin gonna Putin regardless who’s in charge…ALWAYS SAY GAY…being trans is NOT abuse…tuscan kitchen or yadro ceramics…la pobre Wendy Williams…if this week has you feeling all kinds of ways, you’re not alone and please talk it out…with great power comes great responsibility, and we don’t take ours lightly…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Exactly how many Spanish words aren’t actually in Spanish…have you had a Ca-hoon burger…it’s true, Zatarann’s was NOT part of our growing up…support local theatre…don’t mess with Carlitos…also, Ish will NEVER be nice to 20 year olds again…banning books basically means you don’t wanna learn nuthin’…seriously, why is Great Gatsby banned…sigh, Miami shouldn’t strive for number 1 of everything…there are too many Chris’ these days…oh shame on you IOC…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously you NEED to be watching Grasie & the gang on Grand Crew…yet again, Ish mete la pata with a guest…sometimes life has a way of taking you where you need to be…FINALLY someone who ACTUALLY studied business administration…language isn’t culture…yeah, we can be blind to how years upon years of generational trauma affect us…we’ve all felt not (blank) enough at some point…why haven’t you seen Grand Crew yet…love our Miami girl Raiza… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And so la corona strikes again…latino parents would NOT be about la Euphoria…edgy is so overused…don’t even get us started on iconic…PLMTY, now with more content…bring on the Oscars Encanto…EGOT for EGOT…this Super Bowl halftime is gonna be lit…especially with an ASL performer…listen to your bodies everyone…glad for benign polyps…seriously, go check Kylie Minogue’s video trajectory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love all our LA peeps…we should all be a Darby…thanks to our friends from Cafe la Llave and Spanish Aqui Presents…Whoopi caught up in cancel culture…why isn’t a sincere apology enough anymore…just having a platform doesn’t meany you’re always going to make everyone happy…don’t tell others the right way to protest…where have the romcoms gone…a whole generation has no real concept of the Baywatch phenomenon…seriously are we really denouncing Nazis in 2022…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Pero Primos…of course we spend the first 20 minutes talking about cake…thanks Ron Pa’alante…damn but 2022 came in with a vengeance….RIP Betty, Bob and everyone else…can’t wait to share the great stuff we’ve got…who says we aren’t already platonic life partners…we don’t talk about Bruno, except we are…makes sense Disney has their own version of green…yeah, that Pepa song is quite the bop…of course kids today don’t know what a landline busy signal sounds like…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gifts on air just ain’t the same…un caldero on the tree…even trees are experiencing distribution issues…never stop believing in Santa…Happy Dia de San Lazaro…fine line between Catolico and Santeria, huh…never forget the insurrection…in 2021 Cubans finally had enough…and we experienced whitesplaining…es verdad, without YOU we wouldn’t be here…henceforth y’all are the Pero Primos…Feliz Navidad y Año NuevoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re still full from Croquetapalooza…Que Pasa USA makes its way to the heartland…don’t anglicize our language please…if you think Spanish Speakers are lumped together, imagine being Asian…also, please stop Whitesplaining, thanks…Thanagar or Miami, casi lo mismo…mmm, malta…they’re now importing Brits & Aussies to be American…we need to be ourselves in how we tell our stories in every way…ay how many of us THINK we speak Spanish…change a las buenos o las malas…who doesn’t enjoy looking like complete crap…you can take the girl outta Hialeah…countdown to 2021’s final episode…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yep, Ish auditioned for a boy band…enhanced CDs and Real Player, man we’re old…Miami Art Week or comemierdas on the loose…again, we can’t have nice things in Miami…don’t pretend you care about the art if your posts are at the parties…family estrangement is just different with Hispanic families…even when we don’t want anything to do with each other, el chisme wins out…pa’tras ni pa impulso...a prima/tia is a thing, look it up…live the dream, but you gotta hustle…seriously, pairing flan and coffee rum, yes please…those 200%-ers…dream like Marti, hustle like an immigrant…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So begins comelata season yet again…ahh The Fair is truly our happy place…Black Friday ain’t what it used to be…we really should let people enjoy their holiday…yeah it’s Thanksgiving dinner, not lunch…sometimes juries get it right…going on a press tour isn’t how people put things behind them…seriously, our moms wouldn’t let us leave the house with a water gun…yet another SW alumni…take it from us, he’s definitely got natural talent..OF COURSE they were loud and excited to see him…NY will always be an experience…spoiled on his first big gig…DJ as wrestling stunt double…Gatlinburg, where else…EAT AT CRACKER’S PEOPLE…honestly, this cast is beyond insanely talented…we give thanks to YOU…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We miss B sides..yep, we’re responsible for freeing Britney…ay la Taylor and her 10 minutes…she’s talented kids, don’t come for us unless we send for you…more Dionne Warwick, please…ish is totally right about The Party and Disney Channel…we ride hard for Lucy & Desi…again, it comes down to intention and respect for the character…more respect for Desi Arnaz dammit…DJ’s turkey recipe just in time for Thanksgiving…health should always come first…don’t need to sacrifice taste for your health…hey, a tia seal of approval goes a long way…chicharrones will always be DJ’s Achilles heel…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like for real though, Nery2 needs to happen sooner than later…The McMariah meals…Muppets ARE people and anyone who says different, it just stupid…Big Bird will be around longer than any politician for a reason...another day, another farce of an election in Latin America…seriously, at least a mimosa drink should be available….…the Cuban hustle is real…there’s always an opportunity to change…if a lane doesn’t exist for you, create one…a person can genuinely change…someday we hope to experience la Gloria as well…CBD is not THC…how WOULD a ouija board interview sound on our show…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And so begins the end of the year…even if they weren’t a sponsor, we’d be there at The Fair…anecdotal climate change…ice cream that’s not cold IS sorcery…nice to see Salt Bae is still tremendo comemierda…parents vs non parents is a thing…just cuz you have kids doesn’t mean those without kids don’t have stuff going on…the sooner we get DJ’s mom a show, the better ALL our lives will be…who knew DJ was such a prankster…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.