Two Baked Hams With Mike And Jonah

It's too early on Sunday to be _____? But more importantly, what constitutes a Hunter of Fish? What's permitted in the shower? Number 1 or 2 or both? What's at the bottom of the ocean? The cure for what? What's going on at the Nait gym on March 28th? Get lots of questions, but not a lot of answers. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #FishHunter #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Welcome to episode 60 of your Two Baked Hams. The Hams discuss shooting guns while in high school, failing science 10 (but not really), and being in gym class with all the hot chicks. Also, find out the pros and cons of Full Force Fitness in #YEG. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #NewInformation #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Fun Links: @roryandolive (Version II's Cat's Instagram)  Drunk African Animals: https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8

Your Two Baked Hams have recorded their first show of 2020 with a special, surprise guest arriving. The special guest may not be a lady, but they dress like a "lady" now and again. Please enjoy the guest reading the latest from the Masturbatory news, and share your thoughts on Ham Two's the duffle bag full of steroids scenario. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #FuzzedOutBoobs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion 

Your Two Baked Hams go to space and answer a metaphysical brain buster question, which was submitted by a member of the #HamFam. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ShadowGovernment #Space #Weed #ItsLegal #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion 

Your Two Baked Hams failed Sober October and they want to tell you how it happened. The Grizzly Bear phones in during the recording by accident. And Ham One says no wife swapping with Dana. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #RanchDressing #SoberOctober #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams discuss this year's parameters for Sober October and reminisce about their failed sobriety last year. One Ham has a couple of announcements and would you skip Dick Day in the gym? Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DickDay #SoberOctober #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This week the Hams answer one helluva special question with a special guest visit from a member of the #HamFam. But less importantly, do the Hams fart in front of their respective girlfriends. This and more on this week's episode. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Farts #BaconBucks #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

What are Bacon Bucks?! You’ll just have to listen and find out. Ham #1 clears some things up from the last pod, and your Hams tackle a listener question! Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.  #Protein #BaconBucks #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams have voicemail! Listen in to see who called and what this member of #HamFam had to say. From countertops to gangster movies, gym dynamics to dirty bulking, your Hams cover some ground in this episode. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DickBanging #GangsterFilms #Pee #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Hams don't like crossfit and they don't like Instagram, but they kinda like Instagram. They have three years of combined August Long Weekend memories, which they try to decipher. And then your Hams discuss apocalyptic diet options, i.e. long pig (cannibalism). Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ReverseWalkHome #AugustLong #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Instagram Accounts to Check Out: @twobakedhams @liftwithmike @jonahkondro @yeggymreview

Lumberjack Larry is a indy professional wrestler, Star Wars Fan, and the guest of this episode of the Two Baked Hams. Listen in for this week's Masturbatory news and find out why Ham One walks home in reverse. The Hams and Larry breakdown the planned assault on Area 51, and find out what Larry hopes to find locked away in the military base. Don't forget to hit the Pig Pipe on your way out. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ReverseWalkHome #Area51 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Happy Episode 50 #HamFam! Sex, movies, the language of dating. And don't forget to hit the pig pipe on your way out! Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #EpisodeFifty #PigPipe #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Hams both have updates about their personal lives and Ham Two is the object of this episode's masturbatory news! Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Boyfriend #Pass #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham Two recounts his visit to Pahrump, Nevada and Ham One questions the financial arrangement of the modern marriage. The Hams speak of their adventures peeking at the web site, Silicon Wives and Ham One asks if Ham Two would do the whole "Westworld" thing. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SexDoll #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Links: https://www.siliconwives.com https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/apr/17/online-pornography-age-checks-to-be-mandatory-in-uk-from-15-july  

Your Two Baked Hams can't seem to remember what the first half of the episode is about. But they can speak to what was said on the latter half: CGI, puppetry, and film reboots. And Ham Two has a special announcement. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #FoundPorn #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Links: https://prowrestlingpost.com/blood-from-a-stone-moonlighting/ [Dylon "Stone's" article]

Ham One is absent from this episode of the Two Baked Hams. However, Ham Two records with the Grizzly Bear, Ken Ostare. The Grizzly Bear and Ham Two recount their drunken adventures to prepare for Grizzly Bear's upcoming summer wedding. The Grizzly defends his penis's honour and speaks his truth about the events of the August-long Weekend (remember the episode the Ham's recorded with Alix?). There is some heartfelt talk and the Grizzly really wishes that Ham One could have participated. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #PineappleCannibal #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham One opens the show with a rant about a coffee related colloquialism. Your Two Baked Hams discuss their new social media habits, and talk self-organizing internet pyramid schemes. Ham One has been busy on the indy professional wrestling circuit, and has a new match of his career. The #HamFam has grounds to celebrate as Ham Two is not longer celibate. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion   Some Links to the Content Discussed on the Episode: https://www.bluerevue.ca/ https://youtu.be/S7UtBB_YZg4 [Thad's YouTube Show] https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kathrynjezermorton/stay-at-home-mom-blogs-mommy-blogging-printables-shopify  

This episode of the podcast is brought to your Ham holes by additive personalities. Ham 2 recounts his days drinking NyQuil and other liquid sleep aids. His addiction to sleep started when he needed to get rested up before a shift as night club security. Ham 1 is curiously absent from this episode; however, he has approved this message for #FamHam consumption. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SleepAddict #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Does the Signs alien have a space ship? and did Ham Two like M. Night Shyamalan's new film, Glass? This is how the show opens, only after mentioning Ham One's epic dry spell. The discussion shifts to Ham Two's Army Reserve application and then the Hams talk music, writing, and pro-wrestling. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Beyonce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Find the Two Baked Hams on Twitter and Instagram @twobakedhams or on Facebook by searching Two Baked Hams. E-mail show questions and comments to twobakedhams@gmail.com.

After two weeks off, the Two Baked Hams recorded an enlightening discourse on mental health and, not surprisingly, sex robots (in that order). But wait, Ham One is on the newish Facebook dating platform? Both Ham One and Ham Two recount their equally hectic month of January and try to determine where are their minds. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CoconutOil #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion