Two Baked Hams With Mike And Jonah

Thaddeus Archer, the man with a broken back and a mind that moves returns to guest on the podcast. In this episode Archer discusses the past, present, and future of his YouTube channel as well as breaks down his woes with managing a viral video. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Clandestine #TA3 #ArcherReport #ArcherOut #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Best Entrance Ever: https://youtu.be/o-vkSH4ahFI

Your Two Baked Hams had a sit-com moment in which they both forgot to book the guest. Opps. However, they justify the mishap as symptom of simulation theory and the repeatability of Déjà vu patterns. Please join your guest-less Hams throughout an open exchange of weirdo science articles while they pilot their organic spaceship. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Thadless #Science #DejaVu #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams have fresh podcasting equipment, so they brought Bruce along to road test their new gear. And during their episode test, Ham One and Ham Two question Bruce's temporal existence and delve into the metaphysics of the English Alphabet. The only thing better than this episode is having a caesar at Caesar's house. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #NewGear #ZeeOrZed #Bruce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Hams discuss how "illicit" substances may or may not have been within the NHL bubble, which brings them to consider who's in each of their cohorts. Ham Two breaks down training while using a mask. And Ham One suggests that they each state what they're thankful for. Before they close out the episode, your Hams make there 2020 American Election predictions. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Consorts #Cohorts #Election2020 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

What made Galaxy Quest a good movie and what made Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp a not so good movie? How many Trumpets does Ham 1 own? And when do you feel a sense of completion? Your Two Baked Hams answer these tough philosophic questions. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#AlanRickman #GeneWilder #CoolKids #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

The NHL was been playing in the YEG bubble and this is the first episode, in a long time, that your Two Baked Hams talk hockey. And they discuss the weirdness that is watching a UFC match with no audience. What is it that makes Ham One feel smart? Listen in to find out. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#NHL2020 #Playoffs2020 #Bubble #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

Mike aka "Ham One" is not featured on this episode of the podcast. But who is? Bruce is! Ham Two's better half does her best to fill the hooves of Ham One. In this episode Bruce recounts matching with Ham Two on Tinder and recalls their first couple of dates. She does have her own conspiracy about Bob Lazar and how human memory actually works. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#WheresMike #BobLazar #SexTape #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

Ham Two recounts his recent covid-19 scare while Ham One gets into his latest path to forward progress. Your Two Baked Hams talk about vaccinations and not just the cure for corona. What does it mean for you to virtue signal your forced compliance? Find out in this episode what that means and what it actually means to be "busy". The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com.#Covid #MentalHealth #ImBusy #PigPlanet

What do Tom DeLonge, Joe Rogan, Commander Fravor, and Bob Lazar all have in common? UFOs, or known now as, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP). Your Ham's deep dive into the CIA's recent admission that they have recovered craft "not made on this Earth". They look into the "TicTac" UAP Commander Fravor encountered, as well as the "Gimbal video". They also dig into the identity of Bob Lazar and why he is so important to the UFO/UAP conversation. This is potentially world changing, and the Hams are right here at the forefront. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ICYMI #AliensExist #UFO #WeBelieve #BobLazar #Element115 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion References: Commander Fravor breaking down his “Tic Tac UFO” encounter (start around 20mins) https://youtu.be/CnIG-i2WCfg Gimbal Video https://youtu.be/tf1uLwUTDA0 TicTac UFO https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2018/03/12/oh-my-gosh-dude-video-shows-navy-pilots-close-encounter-with-an-unidentified-fast-flying-object/ Are Aliens Plent

Buttstuff. There it is. That's the show notes for the episode. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Buttstuff #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams ponder the quality of blindness and if they'd be able to paint a windmill from verbal explanation. Though blindness sounds like difficult business, Ham One recounts when he learned of his *clears throat* Eagle Hearing. You read and heard that right. Ham One has Eagle Hearing. And there is all kinds of other nonsense in this episode. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #WindMills #EagleHearing #QuitSocialMedia #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Product testing is the opener for this episode of the podcast. It was an unintentional glimpse into an odd, sexual fetishes. If you are not to dismayed, please give us a rate and a review. Also Ham Two is doing some nefarious programmer stuff? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CreamyToes #Socks #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode sixty-nine has your Two Baked Hams' respective brains turned off. In honour of being too smart and to effectively balance the space/time continuum, Ham One and Two partake in "a bit of the ol' boy." Import Questions Raised in this Episode: would you get a cybertronic stomach? how much for a pint of blood? which Tron was Tron 2? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SixtyNine #HamsInSpace #BrainsOff #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This episode opens with your Two Baked Hams recounting their days under the influence of alcohol and the parties where alcohol was communal though scarce. Unwittingly, the Hams’ opener segue into their discussion on Communism and, most interestingly, Neo-Marxism in Western society. In this episode your Two Baked Hams, whilst not necessarily fully endorsing nor condemning the aforementioned inflammatory political and cultural doctrines, wrestle with Neo-Marxist ideology and the recent calls for Communist reform in the West. This discourse was spurred on by the reports that the Black Lives Matter organization’s roots were affixed to Marxist theory and ideology. The Two Baked Hams affirm that the Black Lives Matter movement is important and, quite simply, is good for society; however, both Ham One and Ham Two recognized the problems with Marxist and Communist political, social, and cultural thought. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Marxism #Communism #SpeakingOut #DickFlip #BlackFace #Brown

In this episode the Hams try to remember what their respective high school weight rooms looked like. What does muscle memory do and how strong is farm strong? Word on the street is Apple has a Covid-19 tracking app. But it might be built right into the phone!? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #MuscleMemory #Apple #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

If you're feeling ham-y, give this podcast a rating (five pineapples out of five). In this episode Ham Two has an update regarding his covid-19 testing and the whole mask thing. Ham One is in a gym membership dilemma. And what do the hams think about lifting gloves? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Complacency #Gloves #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham Two shares his Covid-19 testing experience, and you'll have to listen to find out where his results landed. The Hams talk about the mask thing, and wonder if it's really important or not so much. Ham One has some wrestling-esque news. Who should come through the curtain first: the heel or the babyface? Please listen and rate the podcast. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #BabyFace #Masks #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Listen and rate our podcast, please. The Hams try to figure out how OnlyFans works from the outside looking in. Also, how much is too much masturbation? Where is the line between habit and addiction? These questions your Two Baked Hams attempt to answer. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #OnlyFans #RIPDavid #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Don't forget to rate the podcast! Covid-19 is calming down and your Two Baked Hams are recording podcasts again. Is this episode they Hams are introduced to Ham One's new place. There are cats, and there is a cat featured in this episode. What if the Hams are living in a simulation. Does Ham Two have a moral dilemma? The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Simulation #Hamazon tilasaurus#DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Hams break down the Mad Max franchise and discuss the impending corona virus apocalypse. More importantly, though, listen for the feel good story of the week. Don't forget to rate the podcast. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CoronaVirus #Covid19 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion