Two Baked Hams With Mike And Jonah

This is the final episode of the Two Baked Hams Podcast! #HamFam you've been fantastic. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Two Baked Hams celebrate their one hundredth podcast episode, and to mark the occasion they spend 48 solid minutes discussing masturbatory related news content. But the discussion swings towards a more serious tone when it comes to navigating the political spectrum and possessing human compassion. The Hams put over their listeners and especially Roxy for supporting the podcast in its early days. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #OneHundred #MasturbatoryNews #ForFreedom #CrunchSomeLung #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham One, the poor fellow just recently experienced a break up with a partner. But before the Hams get to that portion of the conversation they have a lot of say about drugs, alcohol, and safe consumption sites. Both the Hams recount their trip to Las Vegas and Coachella in 2014 to see Motorhead perform. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DIY #Motorhead #SafeConsumptionSites #BreakUps #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Two Baked Hams reminisce about their 'lost' episodes as well as share their collective fears about cursed objects. Later, the Hams criticize some juggernaut sit coms and what they could get away with. Somehow the Hams discuss an odd thought experiment involving a dude eating another dude. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Santa #TheMask #CurseObjects #Commercials #TV #SitComs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham Two recounts his recent lung function test at a respirology clinic. The Ottawa protests and the Federal Emergency Act are not ignored by the Hams. Is it spelt Czar or Tsar? And listen in to find out what you can buy with your digital disco dollars. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #FreedomConvoy2022 #TruckConvoy2022 #Covid19 #Mandates #Biases #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Circumstances have finally allowed your Two Baked Hams to record a podcast. Jack Pride is back in the pro wrestling ring, after nearly 2 years off. Ham One = George Costanza. And Ham Two is an old man, who needs to take a lung test. Also in the episode you may listen to Ham One rant about the Trucker Convoy. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #FreedomConvoy2022 #TruckConvoy2022 #Covid19 #ProWrestling #Tattoo #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Despite 3 technical difficulties, your Two Baked Hams deliver their Christmas miracle with this episode! Between Brave Heart and Gladiator, which movie should be erased from the collective memory? Ham Two shares his experience with guided mediation. And how should you make a choice if that choice isn't in front of you? The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Therapy #ShoppingCart #Wrestling #TechnicalDifficulties #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

"Crop circles lead to marriage," so says Ham One in this episode of the podcast. Ham Two is, "the Batman of Instagram." And do apples have flesh or meat? Ham One also shares his recent experience with hypnosis therapy. And the Hams attend an 'illegal' remembrance day, 2021 ceremony. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Therapy #Hypnotism #Remembrance Day #Mariage #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham One is back on the regular sex having, girlfriend having side of life. This episode has the Hams discuss congealed, collective memories as well as the harms of bad beer. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Sex #Relationships #Wrestling #BadBeer #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

In this episode of the podcast your Hams recount their cabin adventures with their previous guest, Version II. And that launches the Hams into a discussion of drugs, mental health, and sex cults. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Mushrooms #Psilocybin #Cults #Psychology #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion    

Version II is a self-proclaimed enlightened dirtbag. His recent engagement fell through and he left the city (literally and metaphorically) to go live in a cabin in the woods. In this episode the Hams and their guest share oilfield war stories while also reminiscing about their alcohol fueled youths. This episode is weaved together with philosophy and reflection. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #CabinPhilosophers #OilField #Mushrooms #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Hams invite Bruce to guest on this episode of the podcast. They discuss the philosophy of Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) and how role playing DnD may develop soft skills for use in real life. Ham Two and Bruce critique Ham One's Tinder profile. Also the Hams don't spoil Nick Cage's new film, Willy's Wonderland. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #NickCage #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion    

In Part Two, your Hams finish off their bottled water taste test with a blind test. Each Ham blind tastes five waters each and attempts to guess the brand of bottled water. Afterwards, whatever needs to get talked about, gets talked about. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #Oilers #Elks #Covid #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Welcome to Part One of the official Two Baked Hams bottled water taste test. In this episode your Hams sample water from eleven different sources and rank them based on strict criteria: bottle feel, ingredients, taste, after taste, particulates, and overall presentation. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #HamScience #RealScience #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ham One gives sound advice for compartmentalizing stress and anxiety while Ham Two compares Sigmund Freud's psychoanalysis to the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction. OnlyFans bans porn? Which of the Hams had a subscription? The music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #OnlyFans #SexWork #Drugs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This episode opens with an important question regarding the best tasting bottled water. Help the Hams decide which waters to taste test on the next podcast. Ham One shares his dreams for when the Toronto Maple Leafs make it to the Stanley Cup playoffs, and shares his thoughts on Connor McGregor's return to UFC. The music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #NHL #UFC #BestWater #BigPharma #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Hams reunite post-Covid-19. In this episode they discuss their new respective careers, their new gym routines, and the new "tester" Olympic sports. And what is the dress code for shopping at an adult entertainment store? Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #Genetics #Olympics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Ham survived another round of covid-19 lockdowns. In this episode the Hams catch up and discuss what it means to have peaked. They've also added a new segment. Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #EvilVirus #Politics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Your Two Baked Hams are separated because of the Covid-19 social gathering restrictions. So in lieu of that they've recorded another Pizza Delivery version of the podcast (see episode 28 for the first one). In this episode Ham Two talks hunting, unemployment, and reemployment. Ham One gets out a Coronavirus rant, opens up about #SingleLife, and puts over therapy. Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #Coronavirus #Wrestling #Hunting #GoAlong

Mallory is a licensed funeral director and embalmer. On this episode of the podcast she speaks to her experiences working in the funeral industry and her experiences of the paranormal. Mallory is involved in the #YEG pro-wrestling scene and has a funny/scary sex toy story. Follow Mallory on Instagram @malicious30. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Halloween #Paranormal #ProWrestling #SexToys #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Links: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/bodies-stored-rented-trailer-medical-examiner-1.5278243 https://nypost.com/2020/04/29/bodies-stored-in-trucks-at-brooklyn-funeral-home-sources/