Two Baked Hams With Mike And Jonah



Two Baked Hams is a Central Alberta podcast featuring the greasy ridiculousness of Mike and Jonah.


  • Enlightened Dirtbag

    20/09/2021 Duración: 03h06min

    Version II is a self-proclaimed enlightened dirtbag. His recent engagement fell through and he left the city (literally and metaphorically) to go live in a cabin in the woods. In this episode the Hams and their guest share oilfield war stories while also reminiscing about their alcohol fueled youths. This episode is weaved together with philosophy and reflection. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #CabinPhilosophers #OilField #Mushrooms #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • DnD Philosophy

    16/09/2021 Duración: 02h07min

    The Hams invite Bruce to guest on this episode of the podcast. They discuss the philosophy of Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) and how role playing DnD may develop soft skills for use in real life. Ham Two and Bruce critique Ham One's Tinder profile. Also the Hams don't spoil Nick Cage's new film, Willy's Wonderland. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #NickCage #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion    

  • The Water Tasting - Part Two

    06/09/2021 Duración: 02h11min

    In Part Two, your Hams finish off their bottled water taste test with a blind test. Each Ham blind tastes five waters each and attempts to guess the brand of bottled water. Afterwards, whatever needs to get talked about, gets talked about. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #Oilers #Elks #Covid #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • The Water Tasting - Part One

    03/09/2021 Duración: 01h37min

    Welcome to Part One of the official Two Baked Hams bottled water taste test. In this episode your Hams sample water from eleven different sources and rank them based on strict criteria: bottle feel, ingredients, taste, after taste, particulates, and overall presentation. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #HamScience #RealScience #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • Legalize Donairs

    25/08/2021 Duración: 02h10min

    Ham One gives sound advice for compartmentalizing stress and anxiety while Ham Two compares Sigmund Freud's psychoanalysis to the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction. OnlyFans bans porn? Which of the Hams had a subscription? The music for this episode is by #OnlyFans #SexWork #Drugs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • Grand Scientific Minds

    08/07/2021 Duración: 02h10min

    This episode opens with an important question regarding the best tasting bottled water. Help the Hams decide which waters to taste test on the next podcast. Ham One shares his dreams for when the Toronto Maple Leafs make it to the Stanley Cup playoffs, and shares his thoughts on Connor McGregor's return to UFC. The music for this episode is by #Covid-19 #NHL #UFC #BestWater #BigPharma #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • Genetically Inherited Jackass Lifestyle

    06/07/2021 Duración: 02h12min

    Your Hams reunite post-Covid-19. In this episode they discuss their new respective careers, their new gym routines, and the new "tester" Olympic sports. And what is the dress code for shopping at an adult entertainment store? Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music for this episode is by #Covid-19 #Genetics #Olympics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • Raw Dogging Oxygen

    22/03/2021 Duración: 02h05min

    Your Two Baked Ham survived another round of covid-19 lockdowns. In this episode the Hams catch up and discuss what it means to have peaked. They've also added a new segment. Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music visit #Covid-19 #EvilVirus #Politics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • Pizza Delivery Take Two

    30/11/2020 Duración: 01h29min

    Your Two Baked Hams are separated because of the Covid-19 social gathering restrictions. So in lieu of that they've recorded another Pizza Delivery version of the podcast (see episode 28 for the first one). In this episode Ham Two talks hunting, unemployment, and reemployment. Ham One gets out a Coronavirus rant, opens up about #SingleLife, and puts over therapy. Music visit #Covid-19 #Coronavirus #Wrestling #Hunting #GoAlong

  • Halloween with Mallory

    01/11/2020 Duración: 02h05min

    Mallory is a licensed funeral director and embalmer. On this episode of the podcast she speaks to her experiences working in the funeral industry and her experiences of the paranormal. Mallory is involved in the #YEG pro-wrestling scene and has a funny/scary sex toy story. Follow Mallory on Instagram @malicious30. The music for this episode is by #Halloween #Paranormal #ProWrestling #SexToys #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Links:

  • Thaddeus Archer the Third Returns

    31/10/2020 Duración: 02h17min

    Thaddeus Archer, the man with a broken back and a mind that moves returns to guest on the podcast. In this episode Archer discusses the past, present, and future of his YouTube channel as well as breaks down his woes with managing a viral video. The music for this episode is by #Clandestine #TA3 #ArcherReport #ArcherOut #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Best Entrance Ever:

  • Organic Spaceship

    28/10/2020 Duración: 01h39min

    Your Two Baked Hams had a sit-com moment in which they both forgot to book the guest. Opps. However, they justify the mishap as symptom of simulation theory and the repeatability of Déjà vu patterns. Please join your guest-less Hams throughout an open exchange of weirdo science articles while they pilot their organic spaceship. The music for this episode is by #Thadless #Science #DejaVu #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • Zed is the Period of the Alphabet

    22/10/2020 Duración: 01h52min

    Your Two Baked Hams have fresh podcasting equipment, so they brought Bruce along to road test their new gear. And during their episode test, Ham One and Ham Two question Bruce's temporal existence and delve into the metaphysics of the English Alphabet. The only thing better than this episode is having a caesar at Caesar's house. The music for this episode is by #NewGear #ZeeOrZed #Bruce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • Thanksgiving Consorts

    15/10/2020 Duración: 01h51min

    Your Hams discuss how "illicit" substances may or may not have been within the NHL bubble, which brings them to consider who's in each of their cohorts. Ham Two breaks down training while using a mask. And Ham One suggests that they each state what they're thankful for. Before they close out the episode, your Hams make there 2020 American Election predictions. The music for this episode is by #Consorts #Cohorts #Election2020 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

  • The Great Glass Elevator

    08/10/2020 Duración: 01h57min

    What made Galaxy Quest a good movie and what made Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp a not so good movie? How many Trumpets does Ham 1 own? And when do you feel a sense of completion? Your Two Baked Hams answer these tough philosophic questions. The music for this episode is by #GeneWilder #CoolKids #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

  • We Completely Understand at least Half

    21/09/2020 Duración: 02h08s

    The NHL was been playing in the YEG bubble and this is the first episode, in a long time, that your Two Baked Hams talk hockey. And they discuss the weirdness that is watching a UFC match with no audience. What is it that makes Ham One feel smart? Listen in to find out. The music for this episode is by #Playoffs2020 #Bubble #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

  • I Wish Mike was Here Part Deux

    17/09/2020 Duración: 01h53min

    Mike aka "Ham One" is not featured on this episode of the podcast. But who is? Bruce is! Ham Two's better half does her best to fill the hooves of Ham One. In this episode Bruce recounts matching with Ham Two on Tinder and recalls their first couple of dates. She does have her own conspiracy about Bob Lazar and how human memory actually works. The music for this episode is by #BobLazar #SexTape #DeanRichtorIsaBum #WokeLion

  • Planet of the Pigs

    10/09/2020 Duración: 02h22min

    Ham Two recounts his recent covid-19 scare while Ham One gets into his latest path to forward progress. Your Two Baked Hams talk about vaccinations and not just the cure for corona. What does it mean for you to virtue signal your forced compliance? Find out in this episode what that means and what it actually means to be "busy". The music for this episode is by #MentalHealth #ImBusy #PigPlanet

  • Not Made on this Earth

    20/08/2020 Duración: 02h29min

    What do Tom DeLonge, Joe Rogan, Commander Fravor, and Bob Lazar all have in common? UFOs, or known now as, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP). Your Ham's deep dive into the CIA's recent admission that they have recovered craft "not made on this Earth". They look into the "TicTac" UAP Commander Fravor encountered, as well as the "Gimbal video". They also dig into the identity of Bob Lazar and why he is so important to the UFO/UAP conversation. This is potentially world changing, and the Hams are right here at the forefront. The music for this episode is by #ICYMI #AliensExist #UFO #WeBelieve #BobLazar #Element115 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion References: Commander Fravor breaking down his “Tic Tac UFO” encounter (start around 20mins) Gimbal Video TicTac UFO Are Aliens Plent

  • Buttstuff

    13/08/2020 Duración: 02h15s

    Buttstuff. There it is. That's the show notes for the episode. The music for this episode is by #Buttstuff #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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