Morning News Auditorial

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PRIORITY SERVICE FOR HONEST TAXPAYERS ➢ RAJYA SABHA MEMBER M J AKBAR SEES ELECTION CONSPIRACY AGAINST ALLEGATIONS OF BEING A SEXUAL PREDATOR #MJAkbar ➢ JUDGES WIFE DIES, SON BRAIN DEAD, AS MYSTERY OVER THEIR SECURITY OFFICER KILLING BAFFLES #GURUGRAM POLICE ➢ SCHOOL PRINCIPAL HACKED TO DEATH IN FRONT OF STUDENTS ➢ #ZIKA VIRUS COUNT GOES UP TO 60, NOT AN EMERGENCY CONCERN YET ➢ RECORD BREAKING #KOREAN CLIMBER AND EIGHT OTHERS KILLED AT HIMALAYAN BASECAMP

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ CHAMPION OF #GANGA DIES AS CHAMPION OF EARTH DOES NOTHING ➢ IT RAIDS ON RAGHAV BEHL’s HOME, #QUINT & #NEWSMINUTE OFFICE SPARK SOFT #EMERGENCY CONCERNS ➢ FAKE THUMBS ARE ALL THE RAGE IN UP #BIOMETRICS ➢ DOWN ON #RTI RATINGS, INDIA ALSO REJECTS HUMAN CAPITAL INDEX REPORT THAT PUTS INDIA BELOW NEPAL, SRI LANKA, MYANMAR & BANGLADESH #HCI ➢ AFRICA’s YOUNGEST BILLIONAIRE KIDNAPPED OUTSIDE HIS GYM ➢ INDONESIA POLICE CRACK #INSTAGRAM BABY SELLING RACKET ➢ #MELANIATRUMP SAYS SHE IS THE 'MOST BULLIED PERSON' IN THE WORLD

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #RELIANCE WAS “IMPERATIVE AND MANDATORY’ FOR RAFALE CONTRACT CLAIMS FRENCH MEDIA ➢ 4000 POLICEMAN + ARMY DEPLOYED IN HISAR AS VERDICT ON ANOTHER GODMAN GOES ON TRIAL #RAMPAL ➢ #GAY PARTY ORGANIZER BURNT ALIVE BY PARTNER IN GHAZIABAD ➢ BENGAL MAN CHOPS OFF FATHERS FINGER ON PRESSURE FROM #KANGAROO COURT ➢ #KHALEDA ZIA’s SON HANDED LIFE SENTENCE FOR ATTACK ON SHEIKH HASINA’s RALLY ➢ NAZIS 2.0: #CHINA LEGALIZES INTERNMENT CAMPS FOR #UIGHUR MUSLIMS ➢ ELON #MUSK SAYS #MURDOCH JR. NOT REPLACING HIM ➢ #SINGAPORE COUNTS DOWN TO THE LONGEST NON-STOP FLIGHT

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ CK OBSESSION LURES MAN EATING TIGER IN INDIA ➢ SUSHMA SWARAJ GOES MUTE ON MJ AKBAR, ALOK NATH SAYS IT WASN’T ME ➢ VIRAL: NITIN GADKARI CONFESSES TO NANA PATEKAR ABOUT HOW BJP HANDLES TALL PROMISES ➢ POSTERS IN VARANASI ASKING PM TO LEAVE FOR GUJARAT ➢ DELHI SCHOOL SEGREGATES HINDU AND MUSLIM STUDENTS  ➢ THIS MORNING: AT LEAST 5 DEAD AS NEW FARAKKA EXPRESS DERAILS ➢ MAGAZINE EDITOR HELD FOR “ASSAULTING” TN GOVERNOR WITH AN ARTICLE, MAGISTRATE SETS THE SCRIBE FREE ➢ NO ONE MORE COMPETENT THAN ‘DYNAMITE’ IVANKA FOR UN AMBASSADOR ROLE, SAYS TRUMP ➢ NEW YORK CITY CREATES GENDER-NEUTRAL 'X' OPTION FOR BIRTH CERTIFICATES.

In Today’s Auditorial: • SANSKARI RAPIST #ALOKNATH • #METOO KNOCKS AT PM’s DOOR, WILL HE SACK THE UNION MINISTER  • #CATHOLIC FEDERATION TO MARCH DEMANDING OUSTER OF #NUNS AFTER BISHOP IS ACCUSED OF RAPE • SUPREME COURT SETS A DATE FOR #RAFALE PILs  • #GOOGLE HID THEFT OF USERS DATA, SHUTS DOWN GOOGLE + • ANOTHER GRUESOME #FEMICIDE STORY FROM #MEXICO • TROUBLE FOR #HUBBLE

➢ MONKEY DRIVING BUS ON DRIVERS LAP IS THE METAPHOR OF OUR TIME ➢ SCREENSHOTS COME POURING OUT EXPOSING SEXUAL PREDATORS FROM CHETAN BHAGAT, KAILASH KHER, EDITORS, PRODUCERS & JUDGES ➢ 30 GIRLS BEATEN UP BY MOB INCLUDING PARENTS OF BOYS WRITING LEWD COMMENTS ON GIRLS HOSTEL WALL ➢ MIGRANTS QUIT GUJARAT ENMASSE, POLICE ARREST 342 ACCUSED OF THREATENING MIGRANTS ➢ FACEBOOK IS A REPEAT OFFENDER IN BLOCKING DISSENTING POSTS AND AUTHORS AND NOT SO MUCH OF FAKE AND HATE NEWS ➢ RAJASTHAN BJP MINISTER PISSES NEXT TO VASUNDHRA RAJE POSTER, CALLS WALL PISSING AN ‘AGE-OLD TRADITION’ ➢ FAR RIGHT POPULIST BOLSANORO WINS FIRST ROUND OF PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS ➢ DEADLIEST US CRASH IN U.S. AS LIMOUSINE CRASH KILLS 20 ➢ INTERPOL CHIEF ARRESTED BY CHINESE AUTHORITIES RESIGNS, WIFE SAYS HE SENT A KNIFE EMOJI TO SIGNIFY DANGER

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ “I HAVE BEEN A PIECE OF SHIT” , SAYS COMEDIAN UTSAV AFTER BEING EXPOSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT ➢ SC REFUSES TO GRANT BAIL TO ODISHA JOURNALIST FOR ‘INCITING RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS’, SAYS JAIL IS A SAFER PLACE ➢ MINSTERS, MLAs AND BUSINESSMAN IN AYUSHMAN BENEFIT LIST ➢ UNIVERSITY REGISTAR SAYS ABVPs DUSU PRESIDENTS DEGREE IS FAKE ➢ A 10-DAY YAGNA FOR ENSURING MODIs TRIUMPH IN 2019 ➢ COMEDIAN AMY SCHUMER AND 300 OTHERS ARRESTED FOR PROTESTING AGAINST KAVANAUGH ➢ DUTCH CRACK RUSSIA CYBER PLOTS ➢ LATEST FROM EUROPA LEAGUE

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ MAYAWATI CALLS THAKUR DIGVIJAY A BJP AND RSS MAN AS SHE WALKS OUT ON CONGRESS IN MP ➢ RAPE VIDEO AT THE GANGES GOES VIRAL ➢ TWO PRIESTS RAPE A 5-YEAR-OLD IN MP TEMPLE ➢ JAGANNATH QUEUE SYSTEM STIRS MOB VIOLENCE IN PURI ➢ JAY MODI AND SEVERAL OTHER INDIAN COMPANIES BARRED BY WORLD BANK ➢ SEVEN US POLICE SHOT IN DEADLY STANDOFF ➢ CHAMPIONS LEAGUE UPDATE: MESSI MESMERIZES, NAPOLI SNUCK PAST LIVERPOOL & NEYMAR HAT TRICK

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ GANDHI & SHASTRI BIRTH CELEBRATED BY CLEANING FARMERS OFF THE STREET ➢ COMPUTER BABA STARTS ANTI-BJP YAGNA ➢ EVENT AGAINST OPEN DEFECATION TURNS SHIT SHOW AS MLA SHOUTS AT LT. GOV. KIRAN BEDI ➢ HIGHWAYS BLOCKED BY AYYAPPA DEVOTEES AGAINST ALLOWING WOMEN TO WORSHIP AT SABARIMALA SHRINE ➢ FACEBOOK HACK AFFECTS OTHER APPS ➢ CHAMPIONS LEAGUE RESULTS: REAL LOSE, ROMA THRASHES, DYMBALA HAT-TRICK & MORE

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ ‘I LOVE KIM’, SAYS TRUMP ➢ GAS ALONG WITH PETROL & DIESEL GOES HIGHER ➢ LOANS WRITTEN OFF IN FOUR YEARS OF NDA IS 166 PERCENT MORE THAN `10 YEARS OF UPA ➢ MARRIED MAN COMMITS SUICIDE OVER WHATSAPP CHAT, FRIEND FOLLOWS  ➢ IN KARNATAKA MAN BRINGS FRIENDS SEVERED HEAD TO POLICE STATION ➢ INDONESIA TSUNAMI DEATH COUNT AT 832, LIKELY TO GO UP TO 2000  ➢ WOMEN IN BRAZIL RALLY WITH THE CHANT ‘ELE NAO (NOT HIM)’ ➢ MACEDONIA NAME CHANGING VOTE MAY FALL THROUGH

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ THE THARAKS OF HINDOSTAN ➢ SHOULD SURGICAL STRIKE DAY BE CELEBRATED? ➢ 25,000 CHEMISTS ON STRIKE TODAY  ➢ SUPREME COURT STRIKES AT VICTORIAN MORALITY, NOW WHAT WILL IT SAY ON SABARIMALA TEMPLE CASE ➢ UP POLICE AND ITS STRANGE ENCOUNTERS WITH JUSTICE: MULTIPLE RAIDS TO ARREST 5- YEAR -OLD ➢ ‘THEORY OF GRAVITATION HAS BEEN FIRST MENTIONED IN RIG VEDA’ ➢ SEC SUES ELON MUSK AND TESLA FOR MISLEADING STATEMENTS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PM & COCHIN AIRPORT GET UN RECOGNITION FOR ENVIRONMENT ➢ IAF VICE CHIEF ‘ACCIDENTALLY' SHOOTS HIMSELF ➢ WHY IS THE AADHAAR VERDICT A DISAPPOINTMENT? ➢ TO WALK FREE, UP POLICE ASKS GIRL TO FILE RAPE CASE AGAINST MUSLIM BOY  ➢ MAN PURSUING CASE AGAINST ADITYANATH ARRESTED FOR RAPE ➢ FIR AGAINST CONGRESS LEADERS IN MP FOR MISLEADING ON VYAPAM SCAM ➢ WHO AND WHY WERE THE MoD OFFICIAL OBJECTIONS TO RAFALE DEAL OVERRULED? ➢ WITHOUT PROOF TRUMP BLAMES CHINA FOR MEDDLING WITH ELECTIONS ➢ FOOTBALL UPDATES o HAZARD ENDS LIVERPOOL RUN  o REAL AND BARCELONA SUFFER LA LIGA DEFEAT

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ DONALD J TRUMP EVOKES LAUGHTER AT UN ➢ COPS BERATE AND BEAT YOUNG WOMAN FOR “CHOOSING A MUSLIM PARTNER”  ➢ SUPREME COURT ORDERS BEST PRACTICES FOR CRIMINAL CANDIDATES ➢ NOTICE TO UP CM AJAY KUMAR BISHT IN 19 -YEAR -OLD MURDER CASE ➢ TODAY: SUPREME COURT VERDICT ON AADHAAR, THE BANE OF OUR EXISTENCE ➢ KERALA HC ALLOWS LESBIAN COUPLE TO A LIVE-IN  ➢ AAP LEADER SENDS LEGAL NOTICE TO SITHARAMAN ON RAFALE ➢ TRUMP AND ROUHANI EXCHANGE TAUNTS AND BARBS AT UNGA ➢ EX-FRENCH PM TO RUN FOR BARCELONA MAYOR

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ BJP STATE CHIEF WANTS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR PM MODI ➢ ON RAFALE BJP CLAIMS INTERNATIONAL MAHAGATHBHANDAN LED BY RAHUL GANDHI TRYING TO DISMANTLE MODI ➢ FIRST TIME FLYER MISTAKES EXIT DOOR FOR WASHROOM DOOR ➢ SUPREME COURT PULLS UP CENTRE & STATES ON NOT COMPLYING ON ITS ANTI-LYNCHING ORDER ➢ SHOULD LAWMAKERS FACING CRIMINAL CHARGES CONTEST ELECTIONS? SUPREME COURT TO DECIDE ➢ APPLE COMPLETES SHAZAM TAKEOVER, MICHAEL KORS MAKES A MOVE FOR VERSACE ➢ MALARIA MOSQUITOES WIPED OUT IN LAB TRIALS ➢ ‘DISCOVERY OF DECADE’ FOR PORTUGAL

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ AYUSHMAN BHARAT LAUNCHED AS NON-NDA STATES STAY AWAY, FACE PM’s IRE ➢ 6 DAYS, 8 HIGH PROFILE CASES, WHAT WILL CJI DIPAK MISRA DO? ➢ CASE AGAINST ASSAM BOOK DEPOT AND 3 AUTHORS FOR ‘MISGUIDING OUR UPCOMING STUDENTS ON OUR WELL-KNOWN PRIME MINISTER’ ➢ RESCUE OPERATIONS ON FOR TARINI CREW TRAINER ABHILASH TOMMY ➢ UNITED OPPOSITION THROWS OUT CHINA BACKED MALDIVIAN PRESIDENT ➢ TWO JAPANESE ROBOTS LAND ON MOVING ASTEROID

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ COURT JESTER v/s CLOWN PRINCE ➢ 'MAHABHARAT COULD HAPPEN IN AYODHYA': MOHAN BHAGWAT ➢ SURGICAL STRIKE DAY CELEBRATION NOTICE TO UNIVERSITIES, OPPOSING IT WILL GET YOU NAXAL TAG ➢ 30 SEC SARCASTIC VIDEO CAUSES ASSEMBLY DISCUSSION, RESOLUTION AND CONSTITUTION OF A COMMITTEE IN ODISHA ➢ FOR EAR BLEED A JET PASSENGER WANTS 30 LAKH AND 100 UPGRADE VOUCHERS ➢ TWO SHOOTOUTS IN USA  ➢ THERESA MAY AMBUSHED BY EU LEADERS ➢ AT LEAST 42 DEAD IN TANZANIA AFTER FERRY SINKS, COUNT COULD GO UP TO 200 ➢ EUROPA LEAGUE UPDATES

n Today’s Auditorial: ➢ TELANGANA FATHER HACKS DAUGHTER FOR MARRYING A DALIT ➢ AFTER PUDUCHERRY, 250 DEAD DUE TO MYSTERY FEVER IN UP ➢ HIGH COURT TELLS MP GOVERNMENT TO REMOVE TILES WITH PICTURES OF MODI AND CHAUHAN  ➢ INQUEST REVEALS THAT INDIAN ORIGIN BOY HAD DIED DUE TO A CHEESE ATTACK ➢ A CONTROVERSIAL #METOO ESSAY HAS FORCED THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS EDITOR TO RESIGN ➢ FRANCE CRACKS DOWN ON TONNES OF MINIATURE EIFFEL TOWERS ➢ CHAMPIONS LEAGUE UPDATE: LYON STUN MAN CITY REAL MADRID SAIL THROUGH POGBA HELPS UNITED WITH AN EASY WIN RONALDO SHOWN RED CARD, JUVE WINS WITH 10 MAN WHO BUT RAMOS COULD HAVE WON THIS TITLE

In Today’s Auditorial:  ➢ BABUL SUPRIYO: A SINGER, A POLITICIAN OR JUST A ROADSIDE GOON? ➢ WHY SO AFRAID OF A JOINT PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE PROBE ON RAFALE JET DEAL? ➢ INDIA’S DEFENSE MINISTER IS CONJURING UP ANTI-NATIONALS ➢ NITIN GADKARI BREAKS SILENCE ON FUEL PRICES, SHIFTS ONUS ON ARUN JAITLEY ➢ CYRIL AMARCHAND MANGALDAS MAY GET CHARGED FOR CONCEALING EVIDENCE IN MODI-PNB SCAM ➢ CHINA RETALIATES WITH $60 BILLION AGAINST USA’S $200 BILLION, GOOGLE BENDS OVER TO CHINA’S SURVEILLANCE ➢ CHAMPION LEAGUE UPDATES: • FIRMINO BRINGS LATE VICTORY FOR LIVERPOOL • MESSI HAT TRICK • INTER MILAN'S TWO LATE GOALS  • GRIEZMANN AND COSTA FIGHT BACK FOR ATLETICO

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ MOHANDAS PAI IS NOT THE BIGGEST FAKE NEWS PEDDLER ➢ MOHAN BHAGWAT PRAISES CONGRESS AS RAHUL GANDHI RIDES ON SHIV BHAKTI IN MADHYA PRADESH ➢ DEVOTION: MAN WASHES BJP MP FEET AND GULPED THE SAME WATER ➢ SHAMBULAL REGAR, THE MAN WHO BURNT AND LYNCHED MUSLIM WORKER, IS ALL SET TO CONTEST ELECTIONS ➢ CHENNAI AUTO DRIVER SLAPPED AND ELBOWED OUT FROM TN BJP CHIEF’S PRESS CON FOR ASKING ABOUT FUEL PRICE ➢ US SLAPS THIRD ROUND OF TARIFFS OF $200bn ON CHINA, LEAVES TECH PRODUCTS OUT ➢ ELON MUSK GETS FIRST SPACE TOURIST AND ALSO GETS SUED BY CAVE DIVER ➢ COCA COLA LOOKS FOR A HIGH IN CANNABIS MARKET

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ HAPPY BIRTHDAY PM ➢ PUZZLING QUESTIONS IN GUJARAT AND WHY ‘BEHEN’ MAYAWATI DOESN’T WANT TO BE CALLED ‘BUA’ ➢ NITISH KUMAR FINDS A FELLOW FENCE HOPPER IN PRASHANT KISHORE ➢ UNITED LEFT SWEEPS JNUSU ELECTIONS DESPITE ABVP LOOTING BALLOTS ➢ JAGGI VASUDEV INSIGHTFUL LECTURE ON UNEMPLOYMENT & HOW TO SEARCH FOR JOBS ➢ FRENCH PRESIDENT ADVISES GARDENER ON GETTING MORE WORK ➢ LONDON MAYOR WANTS ANOTHER BREXIT REFERENDUM ➢ SAVED FROM TYPHOON, CHINA AWAITS TRUMPS TRADE LANDFALL