Morning News Auditorial

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ JAITLEY’S CRUMBLING HOUSE OF CARDS ➢ SARIDON AND OTHER DRUGS BANNED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT ➢ JAILED UNDER NSA BHIM ARMY LEADER RAVAN TO BE RELEASED EARLY ➢ CONGRESS MP BOOKED FOR INAUGURATING MEDICAL COLLEGE BEFORE CM CHOUHAN ➢ AUSTRALIAN POLITICIANS WANT A 9-YEAR-OLD KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM PROTEST ➢ 11 PEOPLE KILLED IN CHINA AFTER MAN PLOUGHS CAR INTO CROWDED SQUARE ➢ VOLKSWAGEN TO STOP BEETLE PRODUCTION ➢ FASTEST MAN ON SPACE PROMOTES CHAMPAGNE FOR SPACE TOURISTS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ RAGHURAM STIRS THE NPA NEST: UPA & BJP BLAME GAME BEGINS ➢ A PATCH CAN HACK AADHAAR, UIDAI DOESN’T THINK SO ➢ TRIO PUTS THE RAFAEL BUCK ON PM ➢ AN INDIAN BILLIONAIRE WANTS 12 SERVANTS FOR DAUGHTERS UNIVERSITY YEARS ➢ AMU DICTAT ON TRADITIONS ➢ CATALANS UNITE ONCE AGAIN FOR INDEPENDENCE ➢ BRAZIL HEADS TOWARDS RIGHT AS LEFTIST LULA BACKS OFF FROM PRESIDENTIAL RACE ➢ NATIONAL FOOTBALL UPDATES

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ ON BHARAT BANDH: INCOME TAX ASSESSMENT FOR THE GANDHIS ➢ BJP RAISES THE BAR, TWITTER GETS HIGH ON LAUGHTER ➢ BJP MINISTER URGES CITIZENS TO STOP SPENDING TO TACKLE PRICE RISE ➢ CENTRE TO TAP NRI’S AS RAGHURAM RAJAN WARNS AGAINST ‘SIGNIFICANT UNDERVALUATION’ OF THE RUPEE ➢ INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT IS ILLEGAL SAYS US ➢ RUSSIAS BIGGEST MILITARY EXERCISE HAS CHINESE TROOPS ➢ MAN ARRESTED IN SAUDI ARABIA FOR HAVING BREAKFAST WITH WOMAN

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PETROL NEARS 90, BUT WILL BHARAT DOWN ITS SHUTTER FOR CONGRESS? ➢ SEXIST TENNIS, MANIPULATIVE SERENA ➢ KERALA INDEPENDENT MLA, CALLS RAPED NUN PROSTITUTE ➢ ATAL ROPED IN CAMPAIGN SLOGAN TO USHER IN NEXT 50 YEARS OF BJP RULE ➢ OFFICE RIVALRY BEHIND THE MURDER OF HDFC VICE-PRESIDENT ➢ MUMBAI TUTOR TRIES TO ABDUCT 'LIFE PARTNER FROM PREVIOUS BIRTH', ARRESTED ➢ TWO BRITS AMONGST SEVEN WOUNDED BY AN AFGHAN IN PARIS ➢ DJOKOVIC BEATS DEL POTRO TO LEVEL WITH SAMPRAS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ ONE COLONIAL LAW GONE, MANY MORE TO GO, NO THANKS TO ANY PARTY ➢ TELANGANA HOUSE DISSOLVED, KCR ANNOUNCES ELECTION BY CALLING RAHUL INDIA’S ‘BIGGEST BUFFOON’ ➢ ODISHA MAN STUFFS HIS MOUTH TO SET THREE WORLD RECORD  ➢ A SUPRA GLACIAL LAKE IS FORMING IN UTTARAKHAND AND THAT IS NOT GOOD ➢ BRITISH AIRWAYS SAYS DATA OF 380,000 BANK CARDS BREACHED ➢ BRAZIL’S FRONT RUNNER FOR PRESIDENT STABBED DURING CAMPAIGN ➢ MASS GRAVE WITH 166 SKULLS FOUND IN MEXICO

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ TARUN VIJAYS MORNING WALK AT 12 AM ➢ NSA SPARKS CONTROVERSY IN KASHMIR, PRESENTS 150 SLIDES ON COUNTERING RAFALE OPPOSITION ➢ VERDICT ON SECTION 377 TODAY ➢ 12-YEAR-OLD DALIT KID BEATEN TO DEATH BY KIDS FOR TOUCHING JANMASHTAMI BALLOON ➢ LUCKNOW HACKERS SIPHON OFF AMAZON SUBSCRIBER ACCOUNTS ➢ EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN ➢ TRUMP SEES TREASON BY MYSTERY AUTHOR

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ ARNAB TO APOLOGIZE ➢ RAM KADAM FOLLOWS RAVANA'S FOOTSTEPS ➢ JAYANT SINHAS BOASTS OF FLIGHT BEING CHEAPER THAN AUTO RIDE ➢ KISAN YATRA -2 HITS DELHI ➢ MAMATA COULDN’T FIND FLIGHT BACK TO OVERSEE KOLKATA BRIDGE COLLAPSE ➢ BREAKTHROUGH IN GAURI LANKESH KILLING: FORENSIC LAB CONFIRMS IDENTITY OF KILLER ➢ LOST: SPECIAL TEAM TO INVESTIGATE THEFT OF NIZAMS JEWELS ➢ FOUND: STOLEN SLIPPERS OF THE WIZARD OF OZ  ➢ JAPAN HIT BY TYPHOON JEBI, STRONGEST IN 25 YEARS ➢ RUSSIA SUSPECTS SPACE STATION LEAK TO BE A SABOTAGE

➢ #RELEASE SOPHIA ➢ WHY DID PUNE POLICE HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN A SUBJUDICE CASE? ➢ #NITI AYOG CHIEF BLAMES RAGHURAM #RAJAN FOR ECONOMIC MESS ➢ #CONGRESS COPIES BJP SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGY ➢ IS #BRITAIN SPONSORING INDIA MOON MISSION? ➢ #MYANMAR JAILS REUTERS REPORTERS FOR SEVEN YEARS IN A ‘FABRICATED’ CASE ➢ 87 #ELEPHANTS , 5 WHITE RHINOS KILLED IN AFRICAS LARGEST MASS KILLING ➢ THERE ARE MORE OF US

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ DISCIPLINARIAN MODI REDEFINES AUTOCRATIC  ➢ LATEST TREND ALERT: JAIL YOG  ➢ HARDIK PATEL WRITES HIS WILL ON THE 9th DAY OF FASTING ➢ COW VIGILANTES TURN SECULAR  ➢ WHERE IS THE TREASURE OF TIRUPATI?  ➢ HOUSE OF TREASURE, HISTORICAL BRAZIL MUSEUM ON FIRE ➢ 400 GADDAFI SUPPORTERS FLEE LIBYAN JAIL ➢ THE MYSTERIOUS MICROWAVE RAYS OF SOCIALIST CHINA & CUBA TROUBLING AMERICANS

Good Morning! In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ LONG PENDING DEMAND OF MAHARASHTRIANS FULFILLED BY PM ➢ DIVERT AND RULE ➢ WHY SO AFRAID OF A JPC ? ➢ AMAR SINGHS MODIVATION ➢ TWO YEAR OLD KIDNAPPED AND KILLED TO LOCATE HIDDEN TREASURE ➢ FACEBOOK SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF A DEAD WIFE, FINDS HER LIVING WITH ANOTHER MAN ➢ SPORTS UPDATE: SEXISM IN TENNIS RAMOS AGAIN GOES FOR SALAH’s SHOULDER THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #DEMONETIZATION: SCAM OR FAILED INITIATIVE? ➢ PUNE PUBLIC PROSECUTOR SAYS FIVE ARRESTED HAD FORMED “ANTI-FASCIST” FRONT TO OVERTHROW GOVERNMENT ➢ CONGRESS SEEKS RAM AND RAHUL SHIVA BEFORE CRUCIAL ELECTIONS ➢ #ARGENTINA ASKS IMF TO SAVE IT ➢ 50,000 EVACUATED IN #MYANMAR AFTER DAM BREACH ➢ THERESA DOES A #MAYBOT & ROBOTS IN LONDON FASHION WEEK ➢ #SAVEHONEY

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ WHISPER CAMPAIGN ➢ GOVT v/s INTELLECT ➢ SOHRABUDDIN PROBE COP RESIGNS ➢ WILL JUSTICE GOGOI BE THE NEXT CJI? ➢ GOOGLE NEWS IS TRUMPS URBAN NAXALITE ➢ MACRON IN FOR A SHOCK AS POPULAR MINISTER RESIGNS ON RADIO ➢ FRENCH FIGHT BRITISH ON ENGLISH CHANNEL OVER SCALLOPS ➢ WHAT KEPT NEW YORK BUZZING?

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ SANGH SENDS RAHUL INVITE ON MODI’s BIRTHDAY ➢ THE MAJOR CAUGHT WITH A MINOR TO FACE COURT OF INQUIRY ➢ ANDHRA GOVERNMENT TO CONDUCT RITUAL TO APPEASE SNAKE GOD ➢ MADE IN INDIA DRONE INDUSTRY TO FLY WITH NEW REGULATIONS ➢ UN CALLS MYANMAR ARMY FOR GENOCIDAL INTENT ➢ BAN KILLER ROBOTS, URGES UN BODY ➢ MEET ZAFAR THE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED DOLPHIN THAT HAS SHUT DOWN A FRENCH BEACH

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ IT RAINED SILVER OVER THE WEEKEND ➢ RIOT BETWEEN SIKHS & HINDUS IN UP ON RAKSHA BHANDHAN ➢ AHMEDABAD BUILDING COLLAPSE ➢ “KHEER” SWEETENING TIES IN BIHAR POLITICS ➢ GOVERNMENT REJECTS SWAMY’S STATEMENT ON ATTACKING MALDIVES ➢ MASS SHOOTING IN USA DURING VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT ➢ CHINA SHUTS CARPOOLING SERVICE AFTER MURDER & RAPE ➢ UBER TO PUSH ELECTRIC SCOOTERS & BIKES

n Today’s Auditorial: THE DAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA:  RAGA GOLD MEMES; BJP MINISTERS CRACK JOKES ON VAJPAYEE CONDOLENCE MEET & TRUMP SAYS EVERYONE WILL BE POOR IF HE IS IMPEACHED ➢ PM IN GUJARAT: HOUSES FOR ALL, DIG AT RAJIV GANDHI AND AGATHA CHRISTIE ➢ BABA IN ASSAM ARRESTED FOR MIRACULOUS KISSES ➢ TEJ PRATAP YADAV ALLEGES THAT BJP AND RSS OUT TO KILL HIM  ➢ ALPHONS BATS FOR KERALA, RSS WEEKLY PULLS DOWN EDITORIAL CRITICISING CENTRE ➢ “THANKS MR TRUMP, YOU ARE GREAT”, CHINA MOCKS TRUMP AS TRADE WAR ESCALATES ➢ MUSK ACCOUNT HACKED, KALASHNIKOV CHALLENGES TESLA WITH OWN ELECTRIC CAR ➢ ED KING, FORMER LEAD GUITARIST OF LYNARD SKYNARD DIES

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ 10-YEAR-OLD USES FIRE SAFETY DRILL TO SAVE 16 IN MUMBAI BUILDING FIRE ➢ BIG CHEST REFUSES GULF CHEST FOR KERALA RELIEF   ➢ AMBANI SENDS CEASE AND DESIST NOTICE TO CONGRESS ON RAFALE  ➢ DATA IS OIL, CENTRE ASKS PETROL DEALERS FOR EMPLOYEE DATA INCLUDING CASTE, RELIGION ➢ AADHAAR SUED FOR DATA LEAKS  ➢ DOUBLE WHAMMY FOR TRUMP ➢ HARVARD PROFESSOR CLAIMS COCONUT OIL IS ‘PURE POISON’

In Today’s Auditorial: Gambhir Joins BJP, Kumaraswamy Brother Throws Biscuits At Survivors, Yogi Says No To Animal Blood On Eid HUG GETS SIDDHU A SEDITION CASE & A 5 LAKH BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD HIDING THE NUMBERS: GDP GROWTH RATE OF UPA YEARS REMOVED FROM GOVT. SITE THE UNHOLY RAJ OF A NON-MYSTIC YOGI PEPPER SPRAY CARRYING RAGA IMAGE DISTRIBUTED IN BIHAR VENEZUELA ANNOUNCES ‘SOVEREIGN BOLIVAR’ WITH FIVE FEWER ZEROES TO TACKLE INFLATION WHAT’S ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON? FROST, MEANING WATER

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ WEEKEND SUMMARY ➢ BAJRANG PUNIA THE GOLD GETTER ➢ GOA MAY FACE SAME FATE AS BATTERED KERALA, SAYS ECOLOGIST ➢ PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE INVITES RAGHURAM RAJAN ON HANDLING NPA MESS ➢ DELHI MAN STABBED FOR ASKING DIRECTIONS TO CIGARETTE SHOP ➢ VENEZUELAN MIGRANTS ATTACKED IN BRAZIL BORDER TOWN ➢ “TRUTH ISN’T TRUTH”, TRUMP LAWYER AND EX-MAYOR RUDY GIULIANI

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ VAJPAYEE MOURNED ➢ THE GRAVITY OF KERALA FLOODS BEING IGNORED IN INDIA ➢ RAMDEV HITS OUT AT GOOGLE PLAY FOR SABOTAGING HIS SWADESHI APP ➢ COORDINATED EDITORIAL ATTACK TO COMBAT TRUMP PROPAGANDA ➢ US WARNS MORE SANCTIONS ON TURKEY OVER DETAINED PASTOR ➢ GOOGLE EMPLOYEES PROTEST GOOGLES CHINA LET DOWN ➢ TEENAGER WHO HACKED APPLE NETWORK PLEADS GUILTY OF BEING AN APPLE FAN

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ I-DAY CELEBRATIONS: “tch tch tch ………..Disaster” ➢ GOODBYE WADEKAR, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEJRIWAL ➢ PM RESOLVES TN AND KERALA FIGHT OVER DAM OUTFLOW #KeralaFlood ➢ WHAT IS THE NEW NAME-CHANGING PLAN OF AJAY KUMAR BISHT? ➢ QATAR RESCUES TURKEY, BUT TRADE WAR CONTINUES WITH U.S.  ➢ 48 KILLED IN KABUL BOMB BLAST ➢ FLOODED NILE SWALLOWS 24 SCHOOL CHILDREN IN SUDAN ➢ ITALY DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY AFTER BRIDGE COLLAPSE ➢ MASS MARIJUANA OVERDOSE IN U.S.