Right Where You Are Sitting Now

This week: Joe has been replaced by a Dalek! Don't judge me for watching porn, porn in space, Dick of the future, Stonehenge needs a new roof, those generous crows, Jodorowsky kickstartin', Clone your dog from the past, big brother is still watching you, whistleblowin', a great alternative to expensive flights, and london's been duped by fake drugs. Personnel –  Robo Nolan, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins  Porno justice! - Link Memoir of a Sci-Fi Pornographer Link Dick on the Future Link Sitting Now Phillip K Dick episode - LINK Stonehenge is missing its roof! - Link How to Get Free Stuff From Crows Link Link  Jodorowsky Kickstarter Link 8:58 - The Clock - Link Korean Dog Clone Link The police are tracking you...well, duh! - Link War on Whistleblowers Link Mail Me to Australia Link London’s Coke Problem: It’s Not Coke Link Music: Boots Electric - Complexity

This week: Charlie's hippy squeeze does a runner, Florida want their throne back, science proves the weirdest things, Return of a legend, Twitter: The US government's bitch, Ray dreams of Putin, Iceland: an awesome place, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley and  Ken Eakins  Manson Wedding is OFF Link Oh Florida - Link Amazons! Link X-FILES!! Link Twitter’s redacted surveillance document - Link I Dream of Putin - Link Icelanders Go Pagan Link Anti-Satan Police Training Link This American Burroughs  Link E-Cigs, the backlash begins! - Link No More Mr Nice Guy! - Link

A while back in the New Year we recorded an episode of CCN that I thought was lost. Work commitments, and illness on all sides of the Atlantic got in the way, and then it vanished from the YouTube feed. Then, all of a sudden, like a Kim Monaghan at free-food fair, it appeared out of nowhere. I don't have any links for this show anymore, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. 

The belated pre-Xmas episode finally rears its beautiful head! Internet and holiday seasons don't mix well, apologies. This week: Happy birthday to the literary messiah!, Poo idols, Annoying those caarazy Christians, Skinny Puppy profit from pain, Magic mushrooms and the crown, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins Links of yore: Happy Birthday PKD Link Scatological Christmas Link The must have bling that Christians hate. - Link Skinny Puppy Torture Invoice Link Busted by Mom on CSPANLink On Her Majesty’s Secret Mushrooms - Link Marky Ramone Memoir Link ‘Merry Christmas’ is Back, Bitches Link Going Medieval with 3D printing - Link  

  We finally went and did it. The first video CCN! This week: Kim gives us the low down on an event in the US, Dino teeth...found!, About as useful as a chocolate teapot, Matheny's new online mag, Take a tour of evolution with this retard, Jesus in asia, Hitler's artistic chops, Fast crocodiles, landing robots on comets, Egyptian magick, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and  Ken Eakins Links: Ferguson - Link Dino Dentistry! - Link Apocalypse News: Chocolate Shortage (Not) On the Way Link The new Remnants project with Joseph Matheny - Link Retard Christian woman is outraged at museum's evolution exhibition - Link Jesus in Japan Link Hitler - Artist - Link Galloping Crocodiles Link How did we not cover this Space News? Link Egyptian Grimoire Translated Link Brand and Grotesque Blood Sport - Link Jodorowsky’s Animated Dune Link

  This week: Kim and Joe have been sent to podcast bootcamp, UFO smoking gun...if only there was a gun, bum fights! yeah!, Florida shakes it weird booty back in our direction, Dragon Age too spicy for Indian tastes, music so bad it kills, Nazis raise cash for charity, and much more. Personnel –  Frater Isla, Roejen Razorwire and  Ken Eakins Linkydinkys: UFO ‘Smoking Gun’ Pile Gets Bigger Link Bum Fights and Body Parts Link Florida ups the Ante - Link New Dragon Age - Illegal in India Link Music Hatred the Next Generation Link German Neo-Nazis Accidentally Raise Money for Anti-Extremist Charity Link Lube 101 Link Lumbersexuality Link Texas Textbooks Suck Link Student Sheep Shaggers! -Link Energy drinks are the devils work - Link Dino Dentistry! - Link   Interlude: Bobby Con.

This week: CCN reaches an all time low: Using Robots to make ghosts, a new low in regular features, clowns are scary..the facts, China has a really big laser, a big snake eats a man, the pros and cons of space travel with Virgin, Bill's documentary about Napster, more religious hoaxary, and much more. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Ken Eakins, and Frater Isla Linkydinkys: Using Robots To Make Ghosts Link Vanessa Mae News - Link  French Fucking Clowns! - Link  China Builds a Laser Cannon to Emasculate the World Link Thank God someone finally did this - Link Still going ? - Link  Downloaded -Link Hoaxer Says Jesus Was Married Link The Big Bud - Link Occupy Democracy - Link  Interludes The Queens Empire.

Sorry for the delay this week kids. I (the all seeing Ken), have been stricken with evil germs. What are you going to do uh? This week: I actually don't know...it's all in American...But I think they talk about Black Eyed kids again...or was it the black eyed peas?, Something about Pigeons being terrorists?, How Twin Peaks is an all American cherry pie of a show?, Going to war again?...I dunno you listen. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, and Frater Isla  Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link 10,000 Chinese Pigeons Subjected to Cavity SearchesLink The Return of Twin Peaks Link ‘The Art of Future War Project’: Washington Hires ‘Call of Duty’ Creator Link Spooktober - The Goatman of Pope Lick Link Antarctica’s Melting Ice Causing Gravity to Change Link The Medium is the Message at 50 - Link  

This image was straight up jacked from the amazing http://www.scifiairshow.com go check it out  This week: The great Idaho chicken heist of 2014, stoner mice, Boffins discuss aliens, Michael Bay's already done it, Titantastic titillation, Dracula News: The new craze sweeping the nation, Edgar Allen Poe's wet dream, Colombian cons his way into Isla's heart, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan,  Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Links: Nice job - Link Marty The Marijuana Mouse Link NASA gets boffins into talk Aliens Link Diary date - Link What is this strange object in the ocean on Titan? - Link  Dracula News: Vlads prison discovered Link Some Lady Might Have Possibly Been Buried Alive Maybe Link Colombian Con Man is Isla’s Hero Link Missing the point - Link Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link Music: Dan the Automator - Ganges A Go-Go

This week: Magick: The drug of the nation, bring back Satan's thuper dick,  Goats doing what they do best, Walmart gets a soakin', ISIS are thuper pithed at Twitter, oh mah gawwww, best suicide ever?, Nerd talk with Joe and Roejen, GTFO my iPhone US, theriouthly! Personnel –  Joe Nolan,  Frater Isla, Roejen Razorwire, and Ken Eakins Links: Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link People demand the return of well endowed Satan - Link The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link Bodily fluids News: Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link Man decapitates himself with a car - Link D&D at 40 Link U2 Unloaded Link Music: Cloroform - Hey You! Let's Kiss!

This week: Dem boffins are at it again and Kim is watchin' em, behold your new master: JIBO, Europe hates Google, Ebola and Roswell, Naked hijackers and much more! Personnel –  Joe Nolan,  Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins  Higgs - Boson News - Link Google Glass no longer scares me; Jibo does - Link, Link Europe Hates Google Link Ebola: The Roswell Connection Link Elbow musical or musical elbow ? - Link Naked, Stick-Wielding Carjacker Gets Hogtied By Highway Drivers - Link Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link How it starts - Link Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link D&D at 40 Link Joe Outro: Mike Patton and The Dillenger Escape Plan - When good dogs do bad things

This week: Gundam fans: size isn't everything, Don't cross the Dark Lord!, Glow in the dark Wild Boar, Net Neutrality, Ryan Gosling and incest, Don't be dissing my Montessori, Google Glass: The creepiness continues, and much more! Personnel –  Matt Staggs,  Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Links Anime Dweebs Plan Sixty-Foot Robot Link Dark Lord oppression - Link  More than one in three wild boar in Germany too radioactive to eat - LINK How will Kim get his unspeakable porn? - Link The Notebook Proven to Cause Incest Link Montessori Texas style - Link Creepy emotion-detecting Google Glass app - LINK Octopus-Inspired Cloak of Invisibility Link Beer Texas style - Link Drunk Seattle Man in Tuxedo Opens Fire on Couple Who Interrupts public oral sex -Link Double Space News (DSN) - Link, Link 2 Music: Estradasphere

This week: US Veterans are not fans of drugs, The great Washington body-double conspiracy, Germany does it analogue!, The cows come home, Archie takes a bullet...finally, and loads more great gumph in this return to CCN greatness! Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Matt Staggs,  Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links US Veterans Stop Taking Their Meds Link Washington Body Doubles - Link Germany goes back to the future with typewriters - Link Freedom of choice...for cows - Link Archie Takes a Bullet Lin Robbie the Robot’s claws: Torah writing robot debuts - Link Money well spent - Link Russian scientists might be our saviours -Link GCHQ Can Manipulate Social Media Link Interlude: Sage Francis - Dance Monkey

This episode Kim the usurper takes the interview throne, and interviews our second female guest to date, the wonderful Annie Jacobsen. Annie has recently published a book called 'Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America', says it all really. World War II, Secret Nazi Scientists, what more do you need? Enjoy! [powerpress] Ken's (yeah...KEN'S) musical slices this week come in the shape of: Romdraculas - Mockobckne Okha Eyvind Kang - Pure Nothing Miasma & The Carousel Of Headless Horses- Peacock the Heretic Annie Jacobsen Bio: Annie Jacobsen is an investigative journalist and author who writes about war, weapons, U.S. national security and government secrecy. Her newest book, “OPERATION PAPERCLIP: The Secret Intelligence Program That Brought Nazi Scientists to America,” published on February 11, 2014 and became an instant New York Times bestseller. Her 2011 non-fiction bestseller, ”AREA 51: An Uncensored History of America’s Top Secret Military Base,”

WHAT IS THIS?? A CCN RELEASED IN A TIMELY FASHION? This week: We salute the changing of the guard at DisInfo, Bad vibes in Isla-Town, Vlad the Impaler found!, Washington hippy news, Ouija boards now on the NHS, Get that vag in shape!, Soooo Normcore, Spotty Mars logic, and get your folk on with shirley Collins. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins  Links Farewell, Matt Staggs - Link Bad Vibes in Texas Link Dracula is buried in Italy...apparently - Link Stoned State: Weed in Washington Link Diagnosis: Ouija Board LinkLink Vaginal fitness tracker - Link What’s a Normcore? Link Rover Spots Mars UFO? Link Shirley Collins Campaign - Link

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here.  Tracklist Nomeansno - Dance Of The Headless Bourgoisie Bohren & Der Club of Gore - Ber Rosarotem Licht Weave - Go Ni Father Murphy - Bones Got Dry John Carpenter - Assault on Precinct 13 Dead Rider - Of One Thousand The Advisory Circle - Mind How You Go Sandfingers - Concrete Rainbow Canibus - Channel Zero Sunn O))) & Ulver - Eternal Return Greguy - Temps The Unsemble - Neon Teeth of the Sea - Open Up and Let the Devil In If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

This week: HAARPing back to the old days, Dead or Alive...or meditating?, Slender goings on, Freeze creep!. Farewell Rick Mayall, The Revenge of the Russian Yeti!, and Football has a new enemy! Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links: Farewell, Sweet HAARP. I Already Miss You Link Court to decide if guru is dead or just in deep meditation - Link Slender Man Stabbings LinkLinkLinkLink Human Suspended Animation Trials This Month Link RIP Rick Mayall - Link The Russian Yeti Kills Again Link Witch Doctor Responsible for Futbol Star’s Injury Link Pizza Drone - Link Slenderman - Link Interludes - Doctor Sex!

This week: California's mayor bullies bullies, That ain't no Yeti. Uri Geller...sigh, German Cat slinging, HR Dieder...too soon?, Florida: the endless story machine, plus much more. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Joe Nolan  Links CA Mayor to Bullying Victims: “Grow a Pair” Link Is Yeti a Bear? - Link Uri Geller’s Spoon Gorilla Link German Cat-Weapons of the Middle Ages - Link Goodbye HR Giger - Link FLORIDA WATCH: Representative Says Common Core Program Makes Kids Gay Link McScary - LinkLink The Case of the Parisian Penis Rooster - Link Best Speech Ever - Link Musick Serge Gainsbourg

Apologies for the lateness of this show, I (The Ken) have been ill. This week: The Big Dog is off the chain, yeah that's right, Ken's hosting again. That's really all you need to know....no?...ok, this week we discuss The latest activistprank from the Yes Men, New moons and hipsters, Hack your face!, Kim's analogue dream tape, Stuff, The weirdness of Mandella's interpreter, Brazilian football is Smash TV, Nintendo gayness, and Florida's cache of medieval weapons. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links to your soul The Yes Men Prank Homeland Security Link New moon rising - Link URME Prosthetic Surveilance Hacking! - Link Cassette Tapes are Back! Link I would. - Link Mandella interpreter is a fucking oddball - Link Brazilian Futbol Fan Killed by Toilet Link Gaytendo - Link Cache of Medieval weapons discovered in a coffin in Florida - Link Interlude: These disturbed wannabes - Link

   Tracklist 1. Time of the Night People - Melancholy 2. Anaesthesiologist - Dirty Hit 3. Sailplanes - Underneath A Northern Sky 4. Porvort & Klangchester - Dolores In Wonderland (Magic Potion) 5. Northville Tunnels - You Are My Density 6. WHAM BAM ! - High Days 7. Sun Inside - Five Steps 8. Joev.Noise - Siren 9. Jucumari - Blekt Blondin 10. Minced Beats - Printer Jam