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This week: Ken gets all nerdy about the Star Wars Episode VII cast announcement, The KKK gets all neighbourly and then sleeps with a gay black guy, Bees are little bastards!, Balls of purity, More fascism in the UK, Dem Vampire Ants be all up in my yard, E.T.'s sordid past, Locke and load, and Trippin' in Italy. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links STAR WARS Ep VII CAST ANNOUNCED!!! - Link KKK Starts Neighborhood Watch Link Ken’s Fascist Corner: KKK Grand Dragon’s gay black man past. - Link Worst place to be stung by a bee Link Purity Balls Link Ken’s Fascist Corner: EDL march in Brighton turns ugly...who saw that one coming? - Link Dracula Ants Discovered in Madagascar Link Atari’s Shame Unearthed Link Locke film review Link The Trip is back Interlude Ugly Duckling - Left Behind

This episode we talk to a personal hero of mine, Crispin Hellion Glover. Although probably best known for his mainstream roles in films such as Back to the Future, Charlie's Angels, and Willard, Crispin has blazed his own trail via art-house cinema, underground book publishing, and relentless touring. Join us once again as we venture into the world of Crispin Hellion Glover. Daddytank's musical treats this episode:   Apostrophic - TXLS4  Dead Rider - Blank Screen Benjamin Shaw - Break The Kettles And Sink The Boats     Crispin Glover Biography  Both onscreen and off, Crispin Glover earned notoriety as one of the most infamous oddballs in Hollywood, garnering vast critical acclaim for his bizarre character turns and intense performances. Crispin Hellion Glover was born September 20, 1964, in New York City. After his family's late-'60s relocation to Los Angeles, he began acting while still in elementary school, and by the age of 13 had already secured professional representation. After winning a lead role i

This week: Our glorious leader Ken is once again unable to reach the epic levels of fitness, and mental agility needed to traverse the rocky rhetoric that is CCN, however, the others are...so, that's good I guess. Anyway, this week they discuss: Catzilla!,  Red Spain, Protestaganda, Lots of stuff about books to look intelligent, authors capitalising on our fascination with Florida, Magickal Magicky Magick, and the death of a legend! Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Kim Monaghan Links: Catzilla - Link Spanish Mayor’s Communist Utopia Link ABQ Mayor Bullshits About Protest Link   Isla Beaten to the Punch: Author Writes Florida Book Link Ewok Sex Den Link This year’s Oddest Book Title of the Year Award Link Jack Parson’s and Marjorie Cameron’s New Book Link RIP Oderus Ungerus - Link Musique Sospetto - Agente D'oriente

This week: Sans-Ken, our fearless heroes attempt (in vain) to push on through with a 'show' for you lucky listeners. Listen to them discuss: Baby Poop, Chef Liar, Pomegranate Batteries, Bangingbig with the Big Bang (yeah I went there), Solar Moon Energy...man, Growing vegetables in space ...maaaaaan, Noah: Action hero. and Courtney Love: Plane finder. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Kim Monaghan Baby Poop Sausage... Link Chef Liar - Link , Link Hippy Watch: Pomegranate batteries - Link Big Bang Proven - Link Solar Energy From the Moon Link Hippy Watch: NASA trying to grow vegetables in space - Link Noah Kicked Ass - Link Courtney Love: Plane spotter - Link

Kim returns with his unsigned focussed show. Filled with the usual blend of weirdness and blathering from your host, and some great new choons. Yeah, really. Tracks. Blemishes - Outer Pluto Nebulae Apostrophic - SKE-3-RCV Sir Rocket Juice - The Toy Box Dino Felipe - Pea Cock Scandra - Steps Into Nowhere Fields of Ohio - A Satsung For Your Saturn Return Bit Cloudy - Washington Phillips Bouwakanja - Present Capitol K - GGiga Llamatron - Mirror Of War

This week: We doff our hats to the head Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Indian big cats scare Isla and Kim, Kurt Cobain is immortalised in stone, 13 year old flipflop, South America and Europe don't know how the Internet works, and Ass robots! The future now! Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins   Linkydinks RIP Harold Ramis - Link Indian Leopard Strolls Through Hospital and Cinema Link Crying Cobain Statue Unveiled - Link Possibly the coolest 13 year old girl ever - Link Brazil and the E.U. Find a Creative Way Around the NSA Link Ass Robot Makes the Uncomfortable Unbelievably Weird - Link Edward Snowden Action Figure with Detachable Head Link Pennsylvania’s Swiss Cheese Pervert - Link OK Schools Teach Kids How Money Works. Bankers Weep. Link

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here. Tracklist OvO - Pandemonio Pierre Raph (Requiem for a Vampire) - Crotch Batterie Public Service Broadcasting - Night Mail Crowhurst - Time Lapse Lake Kawaguchi - Recess Herbert Eimert & Robert Beyer - Klangstudie 2 Ennio Morricone - Placcaggio Necro DeathMort - Titan Master Musicians of Bukkake - Arche Sospetto - Agente D'oriente The Hacker - Deterritorial Army Poppy Ackroyd - Mechanism Secret Chiefs 3 - La Chanson de Jacky If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

  This week: Isla promos the homo..wait, I fancy some human heads with my Ramen, Ken has that sinking feeling, The Bible: the gift that keeps giving, Isla's Florida report, Crowd-sourcing the cure for cancer, and those crazy Aztecs and their manuscripts. Personnel –   Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins Linkydinks 8 US States with “No Promo Homo” Policies Link Get some Human heads in your belly Link Fucking Sinkholes in the UK now! Link More Down Home Bible Based Madness - Link 55 Bodies Uncovered at Florida’s ‘School of Terror’ Link Another Zombie Attack in Florida Link Man Sets Apartment Fire after Being Told to Stop Masturbating Link Is There A Female Comms Expert ? - Link Voynich manuscript decoded Link

This week: Phillip Seymour Hoffman: Goodnight sweet prince, Isla's got his hands all over your Japanese bra, Go hack a fridge, Remove the pox of the Internet with one nifty plugin, Enigmatic Castaways, Git your Drones off my yard!, Cyberflora on MY Internet?, and Raymonds Oathorama! Personnel –   Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins  Linkydinks Japanese Invent ‘True Love Bra’ Link Now fridges are at it! Link De-bullshitter plugin Link Desert Island Depression Link Beer Drone Shot Down by FAA Link Cyberflora all over my Internets! Link Oath-keepers go operational Link

This week: Seperation between Church and...oh forget it, Pope blood is so hot right now, Himmler's does TMZ, Like shooting chickens in a barrel, County pot awards, Ex-pat pricks, and Obama-care breakdown. Personnel –   Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, and Ken Eakins Linkydinks: Louisiana Schools Enforce Christianity Link Rough Week For Popes - Link, Link Himmler’s the new Anne Frank - Link Hunt cows with a rocket launcher - Link Pot Awards at the County Fair! Link Porsche-Owning Ex-Pat; Pronounced Prick. - Link Heart-attack-ac-ac-ACA  Link

This week: Kanye West is a dick, The janitor that confused the Internet, Hitchcock's most miserable moments, Ahoy there and stuff; The Pirate Bay still afloat, Urban Freeclimbing makes me mouth-vomit, and Incest for the new generation. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkydinks: But he could have bought humility and talent - Link Janitor secretly worked on unsolvable puzzle! - Link Hitchcock’s Holocaust Link, Link The Pirate Bay: Still Afloat Link Altered:Urban Freeclimbing makes me feel ill/& why I am so shocked that C4 made a decent documentary! - Link Ewwwwfest - Link Interludes: KnifeHandChop & El Rey Y o

This week: The CCN crew stumbles drunkly into 2014 still a man down, Rest in Peace Al Goldstein you rough and ready diamond, Sex makes you done smarter, Dem robots took our joooobs, I've heard of pussy power...but this?, and those wacky DEA boys are at it again. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links RIP Mr Goldstein - Link How Sex Affects Intelligence, and Vice Versa Link The Future Lends a Hand Link Cronenberg would be proud! - Link Confirmed: The DEA Struck A Deal With Mexico’s Most Notorious Drug Cartel Link Interludes Morphine - Super Sex The Advisory Circle - Everyday Science (for Ron Geesin)

This week:  Ho Ho, Kin' Ho! Satan to get a statue?, Tila Tequila turns to Hitler, Print your food!, Mysterious puzzles on the interwebs, Playstations: the refuge of the damned!, Blockbuster Video: good night sweet prince, and NSA getting their Judgements. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Link Oklahoma Leaders say Satanic Monument Unlikely - Link Thefuturenowreport: Print your fucking food! - Link The Internet’s Most Mysterious Puzzle Link Playstations are for perves and weirdos - Link Blockbuster’s Last Rental Link NSA Surveillance is ‘Likely Unconstitutional,’ Judge Rules - Link Interludes Sospetto, Serge Gainsbourg, and Reverend Horton Heat [youtube]http://youtu.be/sCF-mCeW7Ig[/youtube]

This week: We're a man down, but hunkier than ever, America goes gaga for molly, Art bell: we hardly knew thee ... on satellite, Ikea CATastrophe, Mars barred, Did you father a child at a Megadeth concert?,  and William Burroughs: Scientologist. Personnel –   Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins  Links: America finally notices MDMA - Link Art Bell Cancelled - Link IKEA let 100 cats loose in a store - Link The Trouble with Mars (Space News) - Link Chick gets knocked up at a Megadeth show, tries to find father on Craigslist - Link William S. Burroughs - Scientologist! - Link - Link   Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3, Lipps Inc 

Ken and Matthew delve into the weird and wonderful world of Doctor Who, and the even weirder world of collecting. This week we look back at the 50th anniversary special, The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot, The Minisodes, and much more. Matt gives us a report back from the Doctor Who 50th event at the Excel Centre in London, and we delve into some of the rumours surrounding the fate of Doctor Who action figure collecting. We also review some of the latest releases, including the Doctor/Dalek Toys R Us exclusives, The Big Chief 4th Doctor. Be sure to check out Matt's great site BatmanMarch Reviews, and look out for future episodes in the near future.

I tried to find a more unwieldy title for this podcast but couldn't. As I appear to have said over and over again, I was recently asked to be one of the judges of a new music award as conceived of by Paul Ackroyd. If you want more info about it you can go and read the article. It was very difficult being restricted to 5 choices as there was so much great stuff so this is a way of expanding on those choices a little. Enjoy. [powerpress] Tracklist  Chris Watson – Winter Lee Gamble – plos 97s Ela Orleans – J’ai bien Du Chagrin The Cyclist -  Visions The Focus Group – Elektrik Karousel Trus’Me – I Want You Fairhorns – Ragnarok Owiny Sigoma Band – Owiny Techno Hacker Farm – Grinch Poppy Ackroyd – Glass Sea

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here. 1. Gastric Band - Sexy Grandad 2. Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - Go Calligula, Go Go Go 3. Feverdream - The Story Of Joanna 3. Ageing Children - Mothership 4. Separation Device - Synaptic Inputs 5. Horse the Band - Taken by Vultures 6. Heartless - Cede 7. Vasia Bratchuk - Prelude No. 6 8. Suuns - 2020 9. Maruosa - Shit Power In A Showdown 10. Amenra - Boden 11. NAILS - Suum Cuique 12. Pombagira - Maleficia Lamiah If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

This week: Pussy Riot update, the slow television of Norway, Detroit bark city?, Matt Forney is a massive dick-bag, Dark Wallet and BitCoin: a good idea?, and a Canadian Astronaut snorts at Hollywood. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links: Pussy Riot Hunger Strike - Link Norway does TV...wrong - Link Investor to Create a Forest in Detroit - Link Matt Forney - Modern Caveman - Link Dark wallet - Link Canadian Astronaut booted out of screening of Gravity for heckling - Link Interludes: Dissolved, End, Messer Chups

This week: Ken and Kim cause the entire SittingNow Media podcast production line to grind to a halt because of Grand Theft Auto V, and then talk about it in length, Is gold really space swag?, Kimensional news, Giallo Fever, Drugs and America, more drugs, and ancient presidents go UFO spotting....ah, it's good to be back! Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins  Linktastico: Is Gold from Outer Space? - Link Jefferson’s UFO sighting Link Dimension News - Link Amer - Link Blood on Black Lace - Link The Worst Drug Epidemic in US History Link Drug Scare Du Jour - Link Interludes Venetian Snares, and Chrome Hoof

This week: Area 51 ain't no thang, bring on Area 52!, Diana conspiracy: The people say 'meh', L Ron Hubbard: Jazz Legend, Some Space News from the mouth of Kim Monaghan, and Film Taaaalk. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, Joseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Linkywotsitnows: Area 51 declassified Link Too old. Don’t care - Link L. Ron Hubbard’s musical hubbub -Link Black hole action - Link Interludes April March, BS 2000, The Apollo Stars, and Cloroform