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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:28:14.46  Straight Felon Squeamish About Bloodborne Disease 00:12:52:09.35  Ex-Con Getting A Vibrator In The Butt From Trans Lady Friend 00:13:44:21.47  Felon Gets Nailed By A Dude 00:14:31:11.12  Squirt Stream Ends With Upset Cam Model 00:17:59:01.45  Asian Cam Whore Uses Racist Language On Herself 00:19:29:01.73  Walking In On Your Mom Banging Your Boyfriend 00:22:22:01.73  The Untold Pitfall Of Having Young Parents / My Old Ass Parents Sex Habits 00:26:01:20.05  The Slap Heard Throughout The Wendy’s Restaurant […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Today’s Sponsor: Use PROMO CODE: FREAK @ AdamAndEve.Com – 50% Off! 00:01:56:10.33  Introduction 00:03:45:03.42  Try To Refrain From Acting Like Olds Online 00:09:58:00.17  Cool Breeze, Fresh Air, And Other Smells Coming From Your Vagina 00:13:42:03.29  A Mumble Mouth Moron With A Questionable Past 00:18:18:16.76  The Gay Satellite Man Keeps Stealing Hermaphrodite Eggs 00:21:17:11.63  The Old Chicken Nugget / Biscuit McSwitch-A-Roo 00:27:15:03.72  Become A Sideshow Member Today! 00:29:23:08.33  The Shroomin’ Pilot Who Tried To Disable Jet Engines […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:18.78  “The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” – Confessions Of A Dirty-Assed DV Listener 00:09:31:09.49  Chris Chan Loves Indian Food / May Have A Little Black In Him 00:12:23:15.61  King Cobra Crashes Bike And Concocts Disgusting Alcoholic Beverages 00:15:17:04.60  Colors Continue To Trigger Idiots – Does McDonalds Wrapper Prove They Support Israel? 00:22:39:14.42  Man Getting Arrested Poops His Pants 00:24:34:21.10 Brother / Sister Political Fight Turns Into Domestic Violence 911 Call / Body Cam Video 00:32:22:01.22 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:48:12.19  Support Your Favorite War Team With Stylish Apparel 00:11:12:24.40  Youtube News Channel Anounces Death Of Very Alive Celebrities 00:13:25:07.29  Getting Off To A Little Drowning Play 00:14:41:07.11  Angry Cam Whore Screaming Because She Isn’t Making Enough 00:17:39:00.06  Glutton Slob Eats Roast Beed And Demeans Twinks 00:22:40:06.54  Tony’s Cat Is Being Chokes By The Satellite Man 00:25:47:05.64  A Poorly Times Prophetic Vision 00:31:18:10.20  Become A Card Carrying Sideshow Member! 00:32:34:16.29  A Reality Renovation Home Makeover […]

On Today’s Show: It’s time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I’ll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I’ll see you in a bit. Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:52:19.67  Oh God, He’s Back – Chrischan Returns 00:18:17:17.45  Another Tour Of A Gamer’s Roach Infested Bedroom 00:21:30:00.79  Starbuck Employee Gets Written Up / Plays The Race Card / Wants A Lawyer 00:29:05:22.50  Sigh Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:56:23.66  Methed Up Man Sexed Up A Stuffed Animal 00:36:55:21.68  Another Bowel Movement Mishap Grounds An Airplane 00:40:53:01.63  Making Your Freakish Double Pussy Work For You 00:44:52:11.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Chris Chan’s Newest Video Check […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:00.61  The Greatest Energy Reading Psychic Is Back! CB Walker! 00:09:08:15.22 The Newest AI Enabled Sex Toys For 2023 00:17:14:04.02  Pizza Gay Gets Huffy With Restaurant Security 00:22:30:04.08  MyPillow Guys Out Of Cash / May Try Scamming Church Goers 00:27:36:19.75  Quadriplegic Has Sphincter Envy / Shares Amazing Poop Story 00:33:31:01.63  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:35:11:19.50  City Council Meeting Gets Overrun By Racist AI Bots 00:38:49:11.15  The Powerball Lottery Conspiracy Theory 00:41:59:22.36  Church Pastor’s Holy […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:44:20.47  Vegans Vs. Meat Loving Redneck 00:10:58:12.17  A Humiliation Pig Wants You  00:13:43:13.49  Verbal Raceplay In A Variety Of Configurations 00:20:40:19.30  Turning To Social Media To Figure Out This Whole Mideast Stuff 00:23:13:13.42  Youtard King Cobra Has An Opinion On International Events 00:24:46:00.00  Youtard Eats Microwaved Cheese As A Meal 00:27:52:22.38  Support Distorted View – Become A Member Of The Sideshow! 00:30:05:01.33  Judge Texts Snarky Comments About Court Case To Bestie Bailiff 00:34:59:10.37  Man Strips […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:09.77  Explain The Mideast Crisis To Me Like I’m An Idiot, Because I’m An Idiot 00:04:52:03.30  Eating A Poop Wrap On Live Stream 00:08:34:15.68  Oops He Did It Again – This Time Livestream Eats A Dog Shit Sandwich 00:15:20:00.28  Police Woman Covers Ring Doorbell Camera Lens, All Hell Breaks Out 00:20:04:07.29 Galileo2333 Reacts To Anti-Pedo Videos 00:23:34:21.34  It’s Gluten Free Bitch Vs. Cashier Cunt At The Jersey Mike Sub Shop 00:29:18:03.45  Sign Up For The […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:03:22.67  It’s Double Dumb Holiday Here In ‘Merica 00:05:30:23.65  Gays Lying About Their Love For The Taste Of Semen 00:10:31:16.00  Problem Child Kicked Off The Bus And Fighting His Way Back On 00:13:47:20.12 10 Year Old Christian Anti-Trans Rapper 00:20:33:12.05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:22:32:20.50  AI Chatbot Girlfriend Was Very Supportive Of Man’s Assination Plans 00:28:40:16.60  Amish Mobile Phone Users Busted By Emergency Test 00:33:03:18.53 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:26:04.33 Tim Henson’s Miracle Diet Sausage Pizza 00:05:36:08.19 Another Questionable Meade Weigh In 00:10:21:09.78 Sovereign Citizen Tries To Arrest Police Officer 00:18:52:13.37 Frying Up Turds In A Skillet 00:20:13:01.74 Tongue Speaking Preacher 00:22:12:15.79 Mush Mouth Tiktokker 00:24:32:22.33 More Offensive Songs 00:27:55:14.26 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:13:12.04 Sexy AI Generated Messenger Stickers 00:35:22:04.72 America Doesnt Want African Giraffe Poop 00:38:55:13.54 Gooner Patio Pervert 00:43:15:15.76 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:17:11.34 Genders And Sexual Orientations Finding Common Ground 00:05:36:22.15 A Breath Mint Inserted Into The Pooper 00:08:40:11.01 Tips For Your First Gay Bathouse Trip 00:13:27:17.14 The Web App For Finding Public Sex Spots 00:17:31:12.69 A Walmart Mobility Scooter Riding Thief Gets Caught 00:20:36:01.63 Roseanne Has Some Negative Things To Say About Darlene’s Pussy 00:22:11:16.57 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Throat Warbler 00:26:19:18.03 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Exclusive DV Everyweek 00:27:55:18.06 Today The […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:36:15.38 Teenage Tim Explains His Computer Porn Collection To His Sister 00:05:57:24.79 Christian Chipmunk Bops 00:08:33:02.52 A 1970’s Goat Preacher’s Sermon About Visiting A Mental Institution And Witnessing The Demonic 00:15:08:20.13 The Sounds Of Deaf Church Are Actually Quite Loud 00:17:49:07.74 Galileo Thinks Allegations Against Russell Brand Are True And Hot 00:20:06:00.42 Meade Played Live And The Crowd Went Mild 00:23:43:05.38 Daniel Larson’s Head Banging Temper Tantrum Becuase People Think He’s A Creep 00:26:48:01.63 Sign […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:20.24 Alexyss K Tylor Watched DV’s Video On Her 00:06:37:18.79 The Political Candidate Getting Fingered And Banged On Chaturbate 00:12:11:02.35 More Tiktok Mental Disorder Fakers 00:14:58:07.12 Sticking A Finger In Someone’s Butt Is Not A Tourette’s Tic 00:16:22:07.27 The Woman With A Bird As An Alter Is Back 00:18:55:22.71 Ginger Depp Stars In The Pirates Of The Pronouns 00:20:17:07.10 House, Linux OS, And Malware DID Alters / DID Merch 00:25:20:08.03 News Bloopers 00:28:55:11.12 Sign Up […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I’ve Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I’m Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let’s Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I’m Cranking Because I’m Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested – Transforms Into Banshee In Cop Car 00:21:19:21.21 Crying Over Hairy A Vagina 00:23:21:19.15 Drunk Dudes Go Gay 00:26:00:10.39 A Pro R4p3 Rally On Campus? 00:30:58:02.49 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

On Today’s Show: 00:03:49:03.76 Training AI To Impersonate Meade Skelton Like Timmyboo 00:09:11:04.18 Checking In With Incels On Yotube: Are Women Useless? 00:18:24:03.02 The Best Casey Kasem Outtake 00:21:49:06.35 The Drama Surrounding Casey Kasem’s Death 00:37:09:16.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:38:48:09.04 Wingsuit Diver Loses Head 14,000 Feet In The Air 00:43:22:05.62 Hundreds Of Latex Pup Mask Wearing Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe 00:47:40:11.77 Elderly Lady Shipped Off To The Wrong Home 00:51:04:12.04 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:01.10 Is Meade Cheating On His Weigh In? 00:09:10:22.19 Our Next President Is A CIA Operative, Navy Seal, And Magic Water Inventor 00:19:08:22.33 Incel Creeps On Teenage Girls / Rages Out 00:26:24:05.22 White Preacher Explains How Slavery Was Good For Black People 00:30:18:02.45 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:58:07.30 Women Are Moving Their Belly Buttons 00:35:51:04.02 Some Sizzling Consumer Safety Bops 00:40:02:00.58 Solar Panel Dicks 00:42:22:03.68 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:49:19.05 Tim’s Having Trouble Talking 00:06:23:02.77 When You Can’t Clean Your Penis Properly, Extreme Measures Need To Be Taken 00:09:54:12.45 A Butthole AIDS Memorial Sculpture Made The News 00:14:23:13.49 Getting Off To Pretty Girls Urging You To Kill Yourself 00:16:47:15.14 Stretch Mark Fetish / Office Supply Erotica 00:19:10:16.28 The Daniel Larson College Arc – Explained 00:28:37:10.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:37:22.21 Racist Taxi Passenger Caught On Camera 00:35:27:12.44 Drunk Florida Women Yo-Yo A Baby […]

On Today’s Show: Sharing a Pizza Vomit Smoothie With your Bestie Plus The Sound Pig Gooning Meade’s Mom Was a Jealous Alcoholic Train wreck of a Woman And The Most Annoying Couple In The World Share A Love Surge   The post Sharing a Pizza Vomit Smoothie With Your Bestie – SIDESHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.