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On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’m on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I’m Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I’ve got some of those AMAZING BLACK […] The post Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:22:15.40  A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps 00:11:16:23.12  Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout 00:15:19:14.35  Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points 00:17:16:01.13  One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT 00:21:11:21.45  Burger King Manager Vs. Employee 00:25:44:18.75  DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:29:00.73  Ms. Santos Is […] The post Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:57:16.39  Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness 00:03:04:11.40  Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) 00:11:06:24.37  Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads 00:13:14:20.11  CB Walker Takes A Phone Call 00:15:00:10.52  Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface 00:18:20:05.54  Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store […] The post Sperming On A Communion Wafer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:15:19.10  Watch Today’s Entire Episode Of DV! 00:03:23:03.47  Epic Daniel Larson Youtard Meltodown 00:10:09:21.71  I Raided The Pantry For Expired Food Products Lord Douche Is Hoarding 00:12:28:16.75  Family Find Dead Dad’s Porn Stash 00:17:06:04.72  Shane Lee Has Thoughts On Cam Whores 00:24:29:03.15  Narcissistic Mom Fight! 00:29:12:16.02  Sign Up For The […] The post Home Circumcision Punishment For The Child You’re Babysitting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:12:11.05  It’s A Douche Free Weekend 00:02:27:02.69  Lord Douche Makes Me Eat Expired Food 00:08:12:08.30  Member Of Ever Marginalized Ever Group Gets Arrested 00:16:22:14.22  Tom Hank’s Niece Tries To Sing 00:20:48:17.18 50+ Year Old virgin Sad Sack 00:24:45:05.47  Frankie’s Impression of a Tornado Siren 00:26:46:21.79  New Info On Tamir and That BITCH Emma Watson 00:30:30:13.66  Join The Sideshow – Distorted View’s Subscription Membership 00:33:07:22.31  Let The Ongoing War Help You Shed The Pounds 00:37:18:03.52  Blind […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:27:23.69  Another Kinda-Holiday Coming Up  00:04:13:03.28  An Alpha Male Wedding 00:15:21:22.35  A Woman’s Insane Orgasm Sounds 00:18:29:04.43  A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas 00:24:01:01.09  Pathetic Peen Stroking Jerk Junkies 00:30:01:05.28  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:13.11  Sharing Your Porn History With Your Teenage Son 00:37:27:04.73  Stabbed Over The TV Remote 00:40:15:16.62  Blowing Off An Emergency For Fast Food Chicken 00:43:10:14.57 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:04.17  Armpit Fetish Dream Interpretation 00:04:40:06.00  Italian Food Is The Taco Bell Of Ethnic Cuisine. Wrap Your Head Around THAT 00:06:40:06.68  My Bold Idea To Generate New Ethnic Food Types 00:12:52:17.33  Karaoke Guy Loses His Cool / Slowed Down Movie Trailer Music 00:19:59:12.39  Woman Confronts Man At Pool Pleasuring Himself 00:23:07:20.43  Peeing In A Man’s Butt (In A Satanic Way) 00:27:10:19.19  It’s Time To Reward Yourself 00:29:32:06.04  Serving Kids Saliva, Shit, And Piss Melts 00:33:45:06.56 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:07:02.40  Trans Woman Scamming Restaurants 00:13:28:23.68  Crazy Ex Girlfriend At The Gas Station 00:15:28:19.38  Crazy Christian Says Cardi B’s Music Activates Demons 00:17:32:00.60 Are 6 Year Old’s Ready For Marriage? One Religion Says “Sure, Why Not” 00:21:20:04.03  Kids Forced To Get High On Jesus 00:24:22:09.60  Jewie Girl 00:25:42:06.32  Meade Re-Groups After Spectacular Weightloss Failures 00:29:50:17.53  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:27:08.57  Special Piss-Shake Delivery! 00:36:37:02.55  One Church Received A Holy Cincinnati Steamer 00:39:53:00.18  Tugging Your […]

On Today’s Show: I need a little more time to finish today’s brand new episode, so here’s fine best-of podcast to hold you all over. Enjoy! Clips From An Incel Documentary Inside the Bird Truther Movement Mom Vs. Livestreamer Happy Birthday To My 2 Year Old Loser A Cooler Full Of Dicks Florida Walmart Parking Lot: It’s Like A Drive-In For Masturbaters Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:41:18.72  We’ve Hit A Rough Patch / Domestic Situation 00:07:15:10.28  Daily Bro Bating Affirmations 00:11:59:09.07  Two Morons Think They Were Almost Frasier Writers 00:26:50:15.79  A Dirty Youtard Confession 00:30:53:03.30  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:31:24.44  Recieving Fake Cremated Remains  00:39:02:06.70  Squatter Hits The Empty House Jackpot 00:41:15:10.23  Forgetting About That Body You Left In The Freezer 00:43:56:10.45 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:08:56:11.23  Imagining Female Celebrities With Penises 00:15:35:19.51  CB Walker Dressed Up For Halloween 00:19:55:11.43  Are Oreo Cookies Satanic? 00:24:48:11.29 Meade’s 3 Dessert Sundays 00:29:31:01.58  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:28:02.67  Criminal Neck To Eye Licking 00:33:54:16.16  Diapered Man Flashes Kids At Bus Stop 00:37:35:14.35  Florida Woman Makes Her Own Police Cruiser 00:41:12:04.15  Gimp Gets Caught Freaking People Out 00:46:03:21.17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Extras: Important Show Stuff:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:28:14.46  Straight Felon Squeamish About Bloodborne Disease 00:12:52:09.35  Ex-Con Getting A Vibrator In The Butt From Trans Lady Friend 00:13:44:21.47  Felon Gets Nailed By A Dude 00:14:31:11.12  Squirt Stream Ends With Upset Cam Model 00:17:59:01.45  Asian Cam Whore Uses Racist Language On Herself 00:19:29:01.73  Walking In On Your Mom Banging Your Boyfriend 00:22:22:01.73  The Untold Pitfall Of Having Young Parents / My Old Ass Parents Sex Habits 00:26:01:20.05  The Slap Heard Throughout The Wendy’s Restaurant […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Today’s Sponsor: Use PROMO CODE: FREAK @ AdamAndEve.Com – 50% Off! 00:01:56:10.33  Introduction 00:03:45:03.42  Try To Refrain From Acting Like Olds Online 00:09:58:00.17  Cool Breeze, Fresh Air, And Other Smells Coming From Your Vagina 00:13:42:03.29  A Mumble Mouth Moron With A Questionable Past 00:18:18:16.76  The Gay Satellite Man Keeps Stealing Hermaphrodite Eggs 00:21:17:11.63  The Old Chicken Nugget / Biscuit McSwitch-A-Roo 00:27:15:03.72  Become A Sideshow Member Today! 00:29:23:08.33  The Shroomin’ Pilot Who Tried To Disable Jet Engines […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:18.78  “The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” – Confessions Of A Dirty-Assed DV Listener 00:09:31:09.49  Chris Chan Loves Indian Food / May Have A Little Black In Him 00:12:23:15.61  King Cobra Crashes Bike And Concocts Disgusting Alcoholic Beverages 00:15:17:04.60  Colors Continue To Trigger Idiots – Does McDonalds Wrapper Prove They Support Israel? 00:22:39:14.42  Man Getting Arrested Poops His Pants 00:24:34:21.10 Brother / Sister Political Fight Turns Into Domestic Violence 911 Call / Body Cam Video 00:32:22:01.22 […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:48:12.19  Support Your Favorite War Team With Stylish Apparel 00:11:12:24.40  Youtube News Channel Anounces Death Of Very Alive Celebrities 00:13:25:07.29  Getting Off To A Little Drowning Play 00:14:41:07.11  Angry Cam Whore Screaming Because She Isn’t Making Enough 00:17:39:00.06  Glutton Slob Eats Roast Beed And Demeans Twinks 00:22:40:06.54  Tony’s Cat Is Being Chokes By The Satellite Man 00:25:47:05.64  A Poorly Times Prophetic Vision 00:31:18:10.20  Become A Card Carrying Sideshow Member! 00:32:34:16.29  A Reality Renovation Home Makeover […]

On Today’s Show: It’s time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I’ll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I’ll see you in a bit. Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:52:19.67  Oh God, He’s Back – Chrischan Returns 00:18:17:17.45  Another Tour Of A Gamer’s Roach Infested Bedroom 00:21:30:00.79  Starbuck Employee Gets Written Up / Plays The Race Card / Wants A Lawyer 00:29:05:22.50  Sigh Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:56:23.66  Methed Up Man Sexed Up A Stuffed Animal 00:36:55:21.68  Another Bowel Movement Mishap Grounds An Airplane 00:40:53:01.63  Making Your Freakish Double Pussy Work For You 00:44:52:11.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Chris Chan’s Newest Video Check […]

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:00.61  The Greatest Energy Reading Psychic Is Back! CB Walker! 00:09:08:15.22 The Newest AI Enabled Sex Toys For 2023 00:17:14:04.02  Pizza Gay Gets Huffy With Restaurant Security 00:22:30:04.08  MyPillow Guys Out Of Cash / May Try Scamming Church Goers 00:27:36:19.75  Quadriplegic Has Sphincter Envy / Shares Amazing Poop Story 00:33:31:01.63  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:35:11:19.50  City Council Meeting Gets Overrun By Racist AI Bots 00:38:49:11.15  The Powerball Lottery Conspiracy Theory 00:41:59:22.36  Church Pastor’s Holy […]