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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:14  Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02  My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest 10:21:18 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money 17:29:16  The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! 19:34:02  Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested 29:33:10  Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going […] The post The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies […] The post I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:32:20 A Christmasy Thank You From Me – DV is Almost 20 10:06:03  On The Nut Hunt With Lord Douche 11:53:12  A New Annoying Twist In The Air Fryer Saga  15:04:19  A DV Pussy Perish Remix! 16:49:11  Two More “Special” Holiday Songs  20:11:18  The Algorithm Caught On To My Musical […] The post How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Christmas Is Coming Quick / Henson Family Holidays 08:42:06 New DV Worthy Christmas Songs For 2023 10:42:23  A Very Cerebral Palsy Christmas 15:01:04  Adolf Sings The Christmas Hit(lers) 17:15:00  Have Yourself A MAGA Little Chrismas 19:29:14  Burp Fetish / Lady Who Is Only Attracted To Real Vomits 22:33:18  A […] The post Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:02:16:24  Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03  Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White  00:06:38:14  White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05  Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20  The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05  Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17 […] The post  How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:54:14  I’m Sick With A New Computer  10:39:02  Angry Confrontation At The Pharmacy 15:13:18  Kanye Is Back To Talk More Shit About Jewish People 19:42:04  A Sexual Stump Fantasy 25:03:06  Santa Claus Age Regression Play Fantasy 31:53:23  Support distorted View Daily! 34:08:16  You Can Now Get Drunk On Doritos 38:26:24 […] The post My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For […] The post Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice […] The post Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover […] The post A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:08  Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic 06:00:15  Santa Is A Power Bottom 06:57:21  Santa Likes Gay BJ’s 08:30:04  Santa Bangs His Female Elves 10:10:09  No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks! 14:13:14  A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden 18:03:10  A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist? 21:59:01  Beach Bating […] The post  Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:02  Luigi And The Wiggles 03:46:03  New Christian Theory: Everything Christmas Is Ungodly! 07:23:10  Elon Musk Says F-U To Advertisers 13:28:02  The Gay Twink Claws Come Out 18:52:19  Adult Baby Andy Has A Tantrum At The Hospital 22:44:00  A New Offensive Streamer Emerges 26:54:17  Support Distorted View! 28:57:17  Not Without […] The post The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:19  The Early Thanksgiving Has Messed Up My Holiday Merriment 05:57:02  Mom And I Learn New Holiday Terms 17:57:10 Boogie2988 Continues His Downward Spiral / Gets Yelled At And Humiliated 26:45:21  Christians See Lights In The Sky And Freak Out 29:59:12  Support DV!  31:51:21  Handwritten License Plate Shockingly Attached To […] The post Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:42:18  Cyber Monday! Last Day For Sideshow Membership Deals! 02:54:02 DV Merchandise 20% With Promo Code BETAMALE 03:35:06  My Thanksgiving Break 06:38:11  Hey Boomer! “My Car Was Possessed” 09:09:14  A Youtard’s Christmas Wishlist 10:38:14  The Evil Christmas Creature Is Torturing Tamir This Holiday 16:02:16  A Glitch In The Matrix And […] The post Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’m on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I’m Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I’ve got some of those AMAZING BLACK […] The post Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:22:15.40  A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps 00:11:16:23.12  Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout 00:15:19:14.35  Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points 00:17:16:01.13  One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT 00:21:11:21.45  Burger King Manager Vs. Employee 00:25:44:18.75  DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:29:00.73  Ms. Santos Is […] The post Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:57:16.39  Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness 00:03:04:11.40  Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) 00:11:06:24.37  Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads 00:13:14:20.11  CB Walker Takes A Phone Call 00:15:00:10.52  Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface 00:18:20:05.54  Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store […] The post Sperming On A Communion Wafer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.