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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […] The post Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […] The post Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […] The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […] The post Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […] The post Mysteries of the Easily Explainable first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […] The post Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […] The post International House of Whores & Wurst first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The […] The post The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at show@distortedview.com.

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus first appeared on Distorted View Daily.