Background Noise

Just so you know, Background Noise is the only podcast where you will hear talk about pirates, Pirate cookies, drawing ninjas/knights/dragons/etc. as kids, gangsta bears scheming on menstruating women, Corky from Life Goes On, philosophy on women & relationships, and other legendary things all in one episode. That said, you should listen to it and have all of your funny bones tickled and all of your silly muscles massaged. Relax. You're tense.

Floyd joins the crew once again this episode...and there was much rejoicing. If you listen close enough, you might even see her boobs; listen backwards and you'll see four sets of balls. Anyway...what went down this week, you ask? Well, there was the Grammy's, the computer named Watson who smashed his opponents on Jeopardy, a discussion on proper hygiene practices for the genitals area, and even a couple of lessons about lesbianism and lesbian "slang". We even received some awesome gifts! TUNE IN THE FUTURE IS NOOOOOOOOW.

Valentine's Day is right around the corner so this episode is even sexier than usual! It basically has double Ds and is wearing a string bikini. This episode features some of Derrek's old MSN chat logs with women, a love, sex & relationships Q&A with our listeners, the answer to what men want out of women on Valentine's Day (we narrowed it down to two things), a stunning rendition of "Kiss From A Rose", and a sexy story that may or may not involve Pokemon. Light some candles, make a bubblebath, and drink wine until your smashed... then listen to this episode and touch yourself some. It's okay... it's only natural. Don't fight your feelings!

This week's episode of Background Noise features Vanessa Furlong from Three Sheet! That's really all that needs to be said, but let's go a bit deeper! We had a story about a single man who fought off 40 would-be rapists, a Black History Month inspired discussion, a couple of silly videos, and enough laughs to fit in all 4 of your buckets, ya creeps! Take on us and take us on! Just make sure you wear protection.

Put on your lipstick and pucker up - Background Noise is here to rock you like a hurricane and pour some sugar on you! In episode 70 we discuss the death of a flaming superhero, the new way that you may be charged for using the internet, a man fired for wearing a Packers tie, an absolutely ridiculous lawsuit against Diddy, and a video that shows a man blasting a machine gun at some skateboard punks. Oh yeah, we also play a sexy on-line game where you have to try to lure two babes into having sex with you. It was...well, it was SEXY...and graphic...TURBO GRAPHX 16!

This episode of Background Noise is so hard that Cyborg Dr. Dre scowls & nods his head in approval! This week that whole "new Zodiac thing" is explained, a Woolly Mammoth crashes into the studio, and a certain someone FUMES over threatening Facebook statuses that may or may not involve percentiles (they do). Other stories discussed include the dumbo that fell into the fountain while texting, Regis' retirement, a fox that shot a man, and Ricky Gervais comedically-raping the Golden Globes! Here ye here ye! Your knights in shining armor are here...ye.

The Background Noise boys aren't the only superheroes out there, you know. There's this character named Phoenix Jones and he means BUSINESS...much like the madman who was shooting all over the place in Arizona! Other hot topics this week include the Creepy Crawlers cartoon (how did that kid get away with all those shenanigans?!), a drunk redneck operating a skyjack out on the open road, the explanation as to why all of these birds are dropping out of the skies, a criminal Kinder Surprise, and more stuff that you won't hear anywhere else but here! ORDER UP! This episode is piping hot!

Thousands of birds & fish across the land are dying unexpectedly...but don't worry gumshoes, Background Noise is on the case! We're also on the case of a fat slob who ate a 30,000 calorie meal in 2 hours, and on the case of whether or not &the N-word& should be taken out of classic literature; it was quite the discussion! There's also talk about classic video games, a raging and seemingly invincible cow, and the unexplainable madness that is the Super Mario Bros. movie. Get your news, get your laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two! What more could you ask for? Oh...pizza? Well...how about you order yourself some, ya fatty? SHEESH.

It's the last show before 2011, and what a show it is! We've got a tale about a woman who got pregnant by a corpse, a discussion on gender segregation in schools, a quick look at Hugh Hefner's engagement, Marmaduke facts, a discussion on digging through your significant other's e-mails, and last but not least...A COOTIE CATCHER (Google it)! Welcome back to grade 5, boys and girls! HAPPY 2011!

It's Christmas-time so you know what that means - we get to be a little bit lazy! Hear our excitement as we open up some presents that we received, and listen to various tales and news stories that'll make your nipples warm. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

This week's episode starts off with a bit of sports discussion (the stadium that caved in, the Jets coach who ambushed a player, Mike Vick wants to get a dog, etc.), and ends with the boys taking a look at the school-board shooter in Florida, and the man who had his AIDS cured. Oh yeah, and then there's the middle, where Derrek and Luke drink breast milk. For real. Ick. This week's episode is loaded with calcium and Vitamin D, so drink up for some laughs and healthy bones & teeth!

Fact: There are no other podcasts like Background Noise. For example, what other shows are visited by a mysterious prophet named Nostraderrek? What other shows teach you about the benefit of training your kid to use uzis? What other shows give you stories, and impressions, of mud monsters? What other shows have stunning duets of hit songs like "The Thong Song" & "Ignition"? EXACTLY. This show is a bizzare burrito smothered in a spicy, laugh sauce, and topped off with shredded news and chopped opinions. FEAST UP, FATTIES!

HUBBA HUBBA! This show is so sexy that it's like...oh man, I can't even describe it fully so I'll just tell you about some of the discussions from this week's episode: racism in Hollywood, rape in South Africa, Wikileaks, snow days off from school, people and their lack of manners, and a slew of other saucy, spicy treats! Mmmmm....put us in you!

The show this week is full of fascinating facts, brainstorms & ideas that you definitely won't hear anywhere else! Wanna learn about a snow leopard's tail? Wanna know what a breast milk keg stand is? Interested to hear about a single news story that involves the stabbing of a lamb, an ear-slicing, a penis-hacking, and more on top of all that? If you answered no to all of these questions you're probably boring & uninteresting...if you answered yes to even just one of these questions, you are a curious child who is about to open up the cupboard of KNOWLEDGE AND JOY. Whatever you are, listen with your ears, and not your heart.

Radio personality Floyd, from Live 105's Morning Mob, is in studio to help the Background Noise crew out this week! Some topics of discussion are as follows: Mike Vick's dog-murdering past vs. his amazing football skills, Tony Parker & Eva Longoria's break-up, the royal wedding that no one cares about, and the "buy a truck, get an AK 47" deal in Florida. On top of all those delicious treats, during the last segment there is some hair removal via waxing happening! OUCH! This is the most painful episode yet...but not painful to listen to. WE PROMISE!

On this week's episode we have a guest in studio, and that guest...IS A WOMAN! *gasp* That's right, filthyemails.org creator (among many other interesting things), Lee-Anne Poole is on the show to discuss her many, exciting ventures, phone sex, fetishes, the pedophile book on Amazon, smoking & then some! We also read some "filthy e-mails" on air, and the smooth talking, playalistic LeVon was instudio to help us out with that!

On this episode of Background Noise we share tales of lost loves, old relationships, being dumped, teen angst, "whore tricks", "duckers and balers", "the game" (that stuff between men and women, not the rapper), and a lot of other relationship-based talk! We also catch you up on our trip to Hal-Con (local science-fiction/fantasy convention) and talk about a couple who won $11 million and frankly, just didn't want it. YUUUUUP!

Oh man! Did you hear about that crocodile that caused the death of 19 people on an airplane? How about the puppy that was raped repeatedly by some sicko? No? Ever drink Four Loko? What's that? You don't know what that is? Well, you DID hear about that 20 year old Mexican police chief, right? What's that? Someone is trapped in a well, Lassie? It's Background Noise? WELL SHOOOOOT LET'S GO!

This week on Background Noise we have another guest, and that guest is...Mark Little from the comedy troupe Picnicface! He tells us about Picnicface's upcoming TV show on the Comedy Network, their movie Rollertown, upcoming local shows and MORE! Also discussed this episode is Simpsons porn (and cartoon porn in general), the pussification of sports, strippers & stripclubs, and what we think about modern music & today's songwriters! If this episode was food, it'd be filet mignon and you would be able to cut it with a spoon...just thought you should should know!

What a wacky world we live in! Rapper T.I. has stopped a man from committing suicide, crotch-lifting underwear for men has been created, cars are driving themselves, women are being cruel to men, and Brett Favre is sending out pictures of his penis. These are just a few of the OUTRAGEOUS stories and discussions from this week's show. HOLY HANNAH! IT'S BACKGROUND NOISE FOR PETE'S SAKE!