Minionworks - Actual Play Rpg Podcasts

The Minions are desperately trying to get away from a bevy of burbalang and their only safe haven appears to be behind a mysterious door at the end of an even more mysterious bridge. What lies on the other side? A chance to rest? A horrible monster? Or worse?

The Minions have barely escaped the Forge with their robot, another piece of the Shattered Door, and, most importantly, their lives. Now they must race to catch up to Dog and Bear who have charged directionless into the Endless Halls? Will they find him or will something else find them first?

Somewhere between Laverne and Shirley and two Warforged that would make very poor Mormons, our heroes have gotten caught up in a nasty situation while trying to save Carrion -and- grab another piece of the door from the Godsmen. How will they survive? By running away, of course!

Just when it looked like negotiations with the Godsmen were going nowhere and that there was nothing left to be done in the Forge, and that the Minions were just going to leave and go peacefully to some other part of the Endless Halls… you see where this is going, right?

The party has gotten some much needed rest, finally, and begin to head towards the Forge and the Godsmen again. Things turn bloody, though, and not how you might think, and when all is said and done, negotiating with the Godsmen might turn out to be more difficult that it was to get to them in the first place.

Negotiations with the Bookworms went better than expected, but not as good as the Minions had hoped. With another piece of the Shattered Door now in hand, they’ve turned their focus onto finding a place to get some much needed rest. However, one of Heroes is a little more adamant about getting their beauty sleep than the rest and, as you’ll find out, it gets them into hot water.

The Minions are hurting bad after a run-in with the Mercykillers and time isn’t on their side with the copy of the journal set to turn back into clay within an hour. What to do? Maybe the better question is what NOT to do...

Clay secured to make a copy of the ritual? Check. Copy of the journal made? Check. Successfully arrive at the Library? Check. Totally screwed? That’s a BIG check.

The Minions, after restoring Macs to flesh, have decided to double down on their effort to recover pieces of the Shattered Door. Their plan? To make peace with the Bookworms using a copy of the journal using a ritual and some clay. Of course, they have to FIND clay first and therein lies the problem...

Our heroes have finally managed to make it back to their tiny hideout in an abandoned storage room near the Silent Hallways. With the magic bellows full of gorgon’s breath, it’s finally time to return Macs back to his human form. The question is: what will happen when they do?

After a very weird, wild romp through the Razorvine Jungle, our heroes have been through the ringer, so when presented with a very simple, nondescript hallway, you‘d think they’d take it easy and in stride. As they say, however, that’s what you get for thinking.

Bullock’s back to flesh, Sting’s had his thoroughly abused, and the party has learned that they are very near a potential piece of the Shattered Door. Will the last leg of this journey be peril-free, or will there be yet another victim of unfortunate circumstances? Go ahead. Take a guess.

Bullock has gotten himself petrified during the party’s attempt to capture the breath of a Gorgon to unpetrify Macs, so the Minions are forced to seek help from a faction known as the Sensates deep within an area of the maze called the Razorvine Jungle. What happens after that… well… you can listen and find out, but be forewarned: this is the strangest trip yet for the Minions.

Somewhere between cow patty bingo and Ronnie James Dio, our heroes manage to tangle with a herd of gorgon and the result? Well, somebody’s getting stoned.

The Minions have had some pretty bizarre misadventures since the start of their epic journey: breakfast with a dragon, a prank war with some pig-pleasing nationalists, a benefit concert-turned-brawl. Beginning with this episode… well, basically, you haven’t heard nothing yet.

Dog’s feralness has gotten loose as the DM channels Dr. Seuss. There’s bugbears, statues, and garroting, not to mention owlbear throating. Will they survive or will they sink? It’s the Minions… what do YOU think?

The Minions are in the home stretch; just a few corridors to traverse and, then, sweet escape for the nightmare that is the Silent Hallways. Then, it’s revive Carrion, bring Max… er… Macs… back from the stone age, and figure out EXACTLY what’s going on. Of course, someone… or something… appears to have different plans for our heroes.

Not five minutes into the Silent Hallways, a deadly choker had gotten the drop on the group and, before all was said and done, Carrion became carry-on. Now, with a dead Warforged in tow, the Minions make their way deeper into the quiet quagmire looking for their supposedly petrified employer.

The Minions having finally gotten some rest are now off to an area known as the Silent Hallways to rescue Max; an area where sound does not project. That’s right: An audio podcast featuring a dungeon where there’s no sound. Try and figure that one out.

The Minions finish off their battle with some odd-looking spiders and make their way towards Tsura’s bivouac. Once there, they finally get some important information about the maze. The question is: do they really want to know?