Two And Change

On this bonus, Tim recounts the tale of his vasectomy, done just 24 hours before recording. Enjoy!

On Today's Show....​ What a week! Tim and Mike welcome Josh back, and Matt stopped by to join in our discussion. Prime Minister Justin McDisneyprince is struggling with a controversy over whether or not his office exerted undue pressure to resolve a legal case against SNC-Lavalin. What would Trump do? Maybe build a wall around Quebec instead. Hey, we’ve had worse ideas. Enjoy! Editor’s Note: The gentlemen, especially Tim, were quite intoxicated for this recording. Also Overheard​ Josh is back and brought scotch! Montana, you aren’t worth a trillion dollars. Well, maybe not US dollars. If you’re going to bribe someone, don’t be cheap! What do you have against Brent? Salmon fake orgasms. Josh isn’t falling for Mike’s strawman. William Shatner should be Queen. Josh needs to join the vasectomy club.   Weekly WTF:​ Florida Man gets a million dollar tax return. Smart Toilet? Try not to strain yourself? Florida Man licks doorbells. Eww. We want to hear what yo

On This Week's Show.... Josh has the week off, so Tim and Mike welcomed Laura to the show. Ever get weird ads for stuff on Facebook? How does that work? We’re not sure, but Laura might. Is this creepy, or just the price we pay for the service? Later on, we discuss what responsibilities companies have when they pack up and leave – does money go to the debtors, investors, workers, or the environmental costs? In what order? Enjoy the show! Also Overheard: Jordan might be into some WEIRD STUFF… It’s like a BRA FOR YOUR BALLS. Ontario Proud is kind of a douchey group. Pat’s a funny guy. Check out his comedy. “No, I was mocking you.” – Laura Supreme Court rules energy companies must clean up old wells – even in bankruptcy (Source: CBC) Jeff Bezos goes nuclear.   Weekly WTF How about suing your parents for being born without your consent? There was no honour in confiscating such a finely honed weapon. That’s just gross, Atlantic Seafood Sauce company!    

Bonus Content!​ Mike and Laura stuck around to try to get an embarrassing story or two out of Tim’s mom about his awkward teenage years. For the record, yes, he really WAS looking up pictures of Jesus for a school project. 

On This Week's Show....​ Josh has the day off – he said something about pizza and a sick kid – so we welcome back Laura. Tim, Mike, and Laura welcome special guest, Elizabeth Aman-Hume, to discuss the world of non-profit arts fundraising in 2019. Elizabeth has been in the non-profit arts marketing and fundraising industry for over 30 years, and has worked both in North America and Europe for premier-level organizations, and offered some insights about the challenges facing arts organizations today. How did we book such a guest? She also happens to be Tim’s mom. First, we discussed what happens when the CEO that has all your BitCoin suddenly kicks the bucket.   Also Overheard:​  You can make Vodka from milk!  Mommy!  Actually, it’s Lillard. It takes a lot of electricity to make a BitCoin Tim is the first born son, just like Jesus! The arts aren’t a supposed to be run like a business, because they’re a community resource.  Mike produced a “Fan Film”. The less said, the better.   The

Bonus Content!​ How well does Tim know his own liquor cabinet? We blindfolded him and gave him five random samples from his collection. Turns out he didn’t do too badly.   We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Show....​ Tim, Mike, and Josh welcome back long time friend of the show Rob Spencer to discuss the situation in Venezuela. Economic uncertainty, two people claiming to be the legitimate president – with the west backing one and China and Russia backing the other…it’s a mess. With threats of military intervention, we ask ourselves “should we intervene?” and “what exactly does intervening mean?”. All this is enough to give us a headache. Good thing our second topic is that perennially Canadian topic, privatization of health care. Doug Ford, Premier of Ontario (who Tim refers to as “Maple Trump”), wants to open the debate about allowing some privatization or private options in our health care system. While we sharpen our pitchforks and light our torches, we want to hear what you think. Drop us a comment below! Also Overheard:​ Wait your turn, Rob! Josh and Mike agree on something? Surely, this is the end of days. Meth-fueled sex romp? That’s a solid Tuesday for Rob. Mike will ha

On This Week's Show....​ Mike took the week off to deal with a bout of the Norwalk virus, and we rightfully insisted that he stay home. Personally, we think drinking all the Liquormen’s Old Dirty Canadian Whisky was the blame. Coming in to rescue us at the last minute was our friend Perli, and the perennial fan favourite Laura. We started talking about the upcoming State of the Union speech in the US, but wound up talking about Cinnabon instead. At least our second topic, the value of a liberal arts education in 2019, got a bit more traction. We’ll see you again next week, and hopefully by then Mike will stop vomiting. Also Overheard:​ Josh has one job, and he already blew it. Perli’s getting a refill. Perli ain’t driving. It wouldn’t be an afternoon in London, Ontario, without a flaming car somewhere downtown. Sorry Perli, “Snow Mexicans” wasn’t a thing.  7 WILL kill you. Sweet, sweet death. Walmart Bingo is real! Wolowitz was an astronaut. Screw the other guys. Yes, Trump has a degree

On This Week's Episode.... It was inevitable we were going have to talk about the shutdown. It was just our luck that we decided to talk about it around when the Ontario government decided to cut funding for low income university students. Who said you had to have a well educated population? Certainly not on this show. Enjoy! Also Overheard: Stuck in a beverage rut. Tim couldn’t make it 5 minutes without swearing. He doesn’t f@#$ing care. The United 93 movie was tragedy porn The President can only pardon federal crimes, not state crimes. Or so we’re told. “Tell me how taxes are theft, Mr. Six Children…” In real dollars, post secondary funding has been going down for years.  WeeklyTF:  We don’t really miss the rains in Africa. We need this to stop.  When YouTube decides it’s enough, you probably should stop eating Tide Pods while blindfolded. HAM. BER. DER. Distant Early Warning Fart System! Sign us up, Officer!         We want to hear what you thi

JANUARY 14, 2019 ADMIN UNCATEGORIZED                   On This Week's Show....​ WE CAN’T KEEP UP WITH THE NEWS ANYMORE! We picked our two favourite headlines this week that might have slipped your attention. On the 401, a few local bands protested in solidarity with their First Nation counterparts in BC by driving nice and slow. I’m sure once they got near Toronto, no one could tell the difference. We also discussed the police’s new power of being able to come into a restaurant, bar, or your home on the suspicion you may have driven drunk in the past two hours and demand a breathalyzer   Also Overheard:​ ACTION SUPERHERO CUTS! Freedom Units The CBC doesn’t have a newspaper. True story, bro. A primer on Indigenous vs First Nations vs Aboriginal The Nicolas Cage subreddit is real, and it’s glorious A woman besides the Queen is on our money! HRH is kind of hot. Alcoholic Jizz? This show went downhill FAST. WeeklyTF​ KILLER HERPES MONKEYS! The end is nei

Bonus Content!​ Mike, Josh, and Tim discuss their New Year’s Resolutions. Tim wants to drop weight, Mike wants to be taller, and Josh doesn’t want to sweat the small stuff. What are your resolutions? Drop a comment below!     We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Episode....​ 2019 is off to a bang – literally. 2018 was the deadliest year on record for Toronto, and Trump is pulling the troops out of Syria. We originally were going to talk about Japan resuming commerical whaling, but Tim got the topics mixed up from the last show, so we wound up swapping topics. We kind of had to keep the intro, because the intro pun was just too fun. Then it went downhill. VERY fast. Editor’s Note: There’s a lot of swearing and shall we say…off topic humour that may or may not involve necrophilia in this one – especially from Tim. You might want to listen with your headphones...or not at all. We’re so, so sorry. Also Overheard:​  We’re extremely white people, but not THAT white….  Japan is pulling out of Syria, Trump is getting into the whaling business? The world loses it’s sense of nuance, Tim loses his s#$%. Gunchucks aren’t real. But they should be. At least we didn’t break 100. “It’s rare that I don’t have a lot to say” – Josh Rodolfo Rodriguez was a the vi