Enneagram For Idiots

Today we're talking about Type 5s, the investigators, observers, the ones who speak in soliloquy We researched a lot of celebrities for today's episode We talked about Kanye, his new album, bipolar disorder and mental health Resources for today include: Deep Living, The Complete Enneagram, Richard Rohr, Stackings, The Tao of Feeling, A Course in Miracles What is your Enneagram animal? Who's walking in on your privacy today? We'll get 'em Ted Kaczynski's 35,000-word Manifesto A chart that mentions how Enneagram 7s have trouble with detachment at type 5 Fives: we hope you enjoy our instructions on how to leave your door open We're on Patreon! 

Today we're talking about Enneagram 4s, the tragic romantics, lovers, individualists. So very tragic. So emotionally busy. Tara has anxiety for most of the podcast. Are you a part of the group, or DO YOU BECOME THE GROUP? How's your cycle, 4 cyclists? What career are you in 4s? Send us emails.  The Mad Origamist's personal experience of a self-pres type 4. Check your four stackings. We're on Patreon!  Belle from Beauty in the Beast is 100% a 4 and so is Bey, DON'T @ US  

Talking about type 6 today, the loyalist, the loyal skeptic, the professional doubter. Very good at anxiety. Kerplunk. Life of Kylie is the rotisserie chicken channel Type 6 instinct stackings Resources for this episode Deep Learning book Enneagram Learning The Complete Enneagram Conscious TV panel of 6s Seriously read the Gift of Fear - we (Tara) thinks the author is a 6 How many wrestlers are 6s? Border patrol? Is Superdave a 6? Please don't forget to tell us about your dogs and cats

Today we're talking about Enneagram 3s, the DOERS of the Enneagram We spend 15 minutes attempting to apologize to 7s for the last episode Today's book resources include Deep Living and The Complete Enneagram We're sorry about the dragon burps, Marissa ate spicy nachos Hey 3s, were you an all-star baby? Hey 3s, do you confuse your image based reasons for doing things with your real feelings and convictions or nah? Plot twist - it might be empty up at the top Kris Jenner was a mime once  Is David Copperfield a 3? Check your 3 instinct stackings here Conscious TV panel of 3s

Talking about 7s this week, the BEST rationalizers, enthusiasts, gluttons and super great at denial EVERYTHING IS FUN, except for choosing tables at the restaurant 7 toddlers: do you make your own milk formula? We had a stressful week, this might be the best episode ever or the worst Check out this girl's Enneagram project on Instagram Yes, we talk about Kanye again Kanye is not a 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6RQgOHvwA0 I repeat, Kanye is not a 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLjfCFxIRSc Conscious TV clip of some 7s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VemLag8jkA&t=696s Check yourself with your 7 instinct stackings: https://oceanmoonshine9.wordpress.com/seven-stacks/ Bruno Mars' girlfriend might be lonely or boring or bored We apologize for the 2-3 minutes of laugh crying in silence

Talking about Enneagram 2s aka Big Bird, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Dolly Parton Do you give to get? Do you bake your kids cookies last minute? Dolly Parton has secret tattoos Are you a hovercraft? Do you use love as a weapon? Are you an INTIMACY JUNKIE? Don't steal our business idea, enneagramtats Watch this episode of Hotel Hell, it'll be the best thing you ever saw Watch the Hotel Hell episode called Vienna Inn, we don't have a link Marissa fed racoons for earth day Check your 2 stackings Enneagram Worldwide resource on 2s Love is unconditional, put that in the back of your brain  

The CIA uses the Enneagram, look it up  The Enneagram Prison Project; can we start a Toronto chapter? Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Are you a callous leader or are you a servant leader? Watch these 8s talk about being 8s 8s: crying is cool Forget everything you know about introverts/extroverts on the Enneagram Last month Marissa was possessive about her husband's dinner Read up on your stackings bitches Don't steal our reality TV show idea: 2/8 + 3/1 couple showdown on who's more productive

Type 1: - Not a piranha - Judge Judy, Mary Poppins, Martin Luther King, Ghandi - Good desk organizers - because let's be honest, the desk, ideally, in the perfect world, should be more organized - Good teachers and list makers - Your input IS NOT CALLED FOR Watch a panel of type 1s talk about trying to hold their anger in like a ball under water This guy says Elsa from Frozen is a type 1 Do you laugh loud when you're drunk? We made it through some of the instinct stackings, more about those here In Canada, we snow plough lawns Martha Stewart has zero patience with messy children who have no moral code If there's one thing you do today, block us on the internet

Talking about type 9s: the spiritual sloth and the pretend relaxer They're the best sleepers and creative graphic designers? If you're a 9, tell your friend you don't want to play their stupid board game  Marissa's mad at Obama Instinct variants and stackings are wild The bare necessities Want to feel your emotions intensely? Find you a Tara and watch them cry      

Talking about celebrities today - types 8, 4 and 3 Kendrick Lamar doesn't regret anything he's rapped about or said Tara met an airplane angel this week Taylor Swift's Gorgeous song is about a guy who might be a 1 The T Swift mob might come for us Rick Rubin had a bison in his studio Beyonce used to charge people to watch her perform as a kid What's the meaning of Bey's album '4' and Jay-Z's album 4:44? We actually finished within an hour this time Watch the Life is but a Dream Bey documentary

What each number is like at a party 9s are the life of the party for sure 8s are the dominant energy in the room Are you classic or are you average? Do 7s love their own parties the most? 6s, you like to drink or nah? 5s aren't at the party or they're on the ceiling like a recluse spider 4s are SO OBSCURE AND DIFFERENT, come find them 3s be chattin 2s will give you what you need but don't you dare need them too much 1s are silly dancers maybe You should probably do the opposite of everything that we talked about

Part 2 of the Enneagram Numbers at the Office, talking about numbers 5 - 9 Talk to Albert Einstein like he's a baby The Unabomber is a 5 and he did not live in a cottage Are there lots of 6 cops? We have a new theory 6s like work environments where they can easily identify the good and bad 7s would make any job fun, even a parking officer Are there lots of stressed out 7s running tech startups or nah? Get shit done with your 8 boss Believe it or not, 8s have emotion Your 8 boss might like having lunch with you but they won't know it until you're gone 9s love baking so hard What's a chaotic environment for a 9?

PART 1 OF 2 Talking about BOSSES - Types 1 - 4 Is Daenerys Targaryen a type 1? (Marissa says yes, Tara needs to investigate) Ones love to angry clean Want to be a crocodile psychologist? Twos are not good forest rangers Threes love TASKS AND EFFICIENCY Tara reads about the four in 3rd person Fours are Coachella garbage bins

We talked about our favourite numbers again Typing most of the Kardashian crew Twitter is an Enneagram 8 | Pinterest, Facebook and LinkedIn are all Enneagram 3s Hey, who you projecting on? Kris Jenner is the master puppeteer Kourtney is terrified of spiders and so is Marissa Kim doesn't give a shit about what you think about her noodz Kanye is a self-aware 7 and wants you to know you're not fucking cool Kanye made his first beat for a sexual video game with ghosts that were vaginas  The romantic relationship between a 4 and a 7 The Enneagram goal is to get to the other side of the godamn river

Talking about lyrics - Enneagram numbers of Jay-Z, Blake Shelton, Hunter Phelps and Nicki Minaj Guess where Jay-Z used to carry his gun? Blake Shelton gives a shit about coaching people but doesn't give a shit about being named the sexiest man alive What number is Adam Levine?!  If you're a 6, how do you dress, we're interested Country music is a 6 that often goes to 3 Nicki Minaj dissed Drake for Meek Dear two's you have needs 9s are the internet without Twitter

Marissa has an interesting Uber trip | Drake is a 4 with a 3 wing | Drake is in love with everyone and has a bigger pool | Prince is a 4 | Lil Wayne drinks sizzurp still | Why did Tom Cruise join Scientology and dislocate his arm on purpose | Is Tom Cruise a 3 or a 7 | What's everyone's motivation for joining a religion | Aaron Rodgers is a golden retriever and golden retrievers are 7s | If your golden retriever isn't a 7 send us an autobiography please | The Property Brothers could be anything maybe

Introduction to Enneagram for Idiots, overview of the 9 Enneagram types, pets have Enneagram numbers too, escape rooms are great for putting your friends under stress, what is an idiot sandwich, Enneagram wisdom from Jay-Z