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BOO! Scared you, didn't we? It's (almost) time for Halloween, so this week we watched the most spook-tacular action film we could think of: HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY! You'll never forget it's name, as we spend a vast majority of this episode yelling it out loud! Follow us under a bridge into the Troll Market of Podcasts, where everything must go! Once again, Mark is sexually aroused by Popeye's! The Horrors of School Issued Parachutes! Jon reveals his CB handle! Harsh words for Eli Manning and harsher words for Jeffrey Tambor! Once again, WKRP in Cincinnati threatens to end our podcast! Plus, a series of ABSOLUTELY PERFECT Orson Welles impressions! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can got to the bank, get a bunch of quarters, and spell your reviews out as tips at our favorite restaurants! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us:

For this week's (not so) minisode, we step WAY OUT OF BOUNDS and try something we've never done before: a playthrough of a teaser for a video game that will never be released. We navigate the inscrutable logic puzzles and spooky scares of the Hideo Kojima/Guillermo Del Toro co-joint PT! PS - If this episode sounds weird, it is because it was 1) recorded in the Rooney Taylor Stronghold and not in the Beat Delicatessen as per usual and 2) Mark's headphones broke and he's too cheap to buy new ones and he "mastered" this thing using a fuzzed out soundbar. Sorry! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can turn them into word searches to publish on the backs of cereal boxes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite video game that never got released, your

Dip your clarinet reeds into some Tequila and Schweppe's and get overly familiar with the Thompson/Center Arms Contender! This week, we're discussing John Woo's 1992 ballet of bullets HARD BOILED! Spoilers: there are no eggs in this movie. Listen in as we: Coin the sexual euphemism "goo goos!" We ask that age old question: Ever Smell a Bird? Mark gets aroused by Jack in the Box! Patrick extols the virtue of Karo syrup on hot dogs! Jon receives an education in mid-90's Alt-Rock! We reminisce about beverages of old! PLUS: we still don't know what the Brits mean when they say "pudding." Sorry for the harsh edit points. We kept hearing noises and thought it was Mark's wife coming home. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make them into patches to sew on NASCAR uniforms! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gm

I'm your best friend. LOOK OVER THERE! Now I'm your worst enemy. This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE DOUBLE AGENTS (kinda)! All dirty cops, reverse spies, undercover operatives and everything in between is fair game this time around! Listen in as we discuss all manner of sneaky sneakerage: Patrick has harsh words for Ethan Hawke! We detail how to frame Chester Cheetah! Massive spoilers for He Got Game! Too many Boston accents! Mark eats candy corn, and you hear EVERYTHING! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can scratch them into fences as Hobo Code! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite double agent, your least favorite member of The Rockers (Shawn Michaels, duh), what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Dust off your old letterman jacket, make like Ozzy Osbourne and bark at the moon! This week, for no good reason, we're discussing the 1985 Michael J. Fox classic TEEN WOLF! Listen in on our deepest, darkest secrets regarding wolves that are in their formative years, including: Harsh words for David Foster Wallace! We name America's Favorite Fox! Harsh words for David Mamet! An appreciation for Gravedigger, King of the Monster Trucks! Harsh words for Neil Labute! Mark and Patrick get way too sexual over melons! Harsh words for MTV's Teen Wolf TV show! Our newest billion dollar idea: Bowl-A-Ramen! Plus, stick around after the credits to hear our lovely parody song "Teen Wolves of Beacon Town!" Follow along with the lyrics below! I saw a Teen Wolf with a bucket of paint in his hand Walking through the streets of Beacon Town in the rain He was looking for the theatre at Beacon Town High Gonna build a set for a civil war play Aghooooo Teen Wolves of Beacon Town X2 Aghooooo You see him dribbling, going up

We're taking this week off to prepare for the impending nuptials of co-host Jon (for now) Rooney, but we didn't want to leave you high and dry without that sweet sweet content. As such, please enjoy the very first installment of co-host Mark's brand spankin' new podcast PEOPLE YOU KNOW, STORIES YOU DON'T! Within these hallowed digital halls, you'll learn all sorts of crazy things: what this podcast is about, what Mark thinks voice actors sound like, what happens when Mark makes a predictable joke, and some predictable jokes! Now available on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts from! You can learn more about PEOPLE YOU KNOW, STORIES YOU DON'T at: facebook.com/peoplestoriespodcast or follow it on Twitter: https://twitter.com/peopleyoupod We'll be back next week!

This week's episode was sculpted from clay and brought to life by Casticles, the Greek demigod of digital audio media! Get comfy in your invisible jet as we discuss the crown jewel of the DCEU: WONDER WOMAN! Who could be more qualified to discuss the tale of Diana Prince than three white males with beards? LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE. And yet, here we are: Mark once again needs Super Smash Bros. explained to him! We do our best to insert Poison lyrics into the proceedings, and fail! We invent a new game: Are These Supposed To Be Nazis? Why DOES Diana have so many skulls in her office? Also, stay tuned for the worst Depeche Mode impression in Depeche History! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can stencil them onto our band's kick drum! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, wha

For this week's minisode, we take a moment to celebrate the ass-kickingest, butt-whuppingest, keister-punchingest women the film world has ever seen! We're talking about our FAVORITE FEMALE ACTION HEROES! Listen in as we cover everything and anything related to women in action: Harsh words for J.D. Salinger right up top! MAJOR SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES! Jon takes a controversial stance against war profiteers! We declare Ellen Ripley the true basketball GOAT! So many honorable mentions, and we still miss some (we're sorry!)! And of course: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BATTLESTAR GALACTICA! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can carve them out of ice as decor for our high society soirées! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite female action star, your

Listen here you dagblasted varmints! This week, we slipping on our spurs and hitchin' a ride on our time horsies back to Rutherford B. Hayes Times to discuss the 1988 nü-western YOUNG GUNS! Join us as we picaresque our way through this barely-a-film: we discover we're wearing matching shorts! The terrifying truth about the Winchester House! The ethics of sex robots! Mark loves BTO! A lesson in tuberculosis! Jack Valenti drops by! Plus, we pitch our new film: The Rowlf of Wall Street! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them written in frosting on our favorite cakes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite honey roasted legume, your preferred beet topping, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we're finally caving into the demand Mark has made since Day 1: discussing our FAVORITE MOVIE JAMS! That's right, we're naming our favorite songs used to score the montages/credits/moments of emotional torment in film history. Keep an ear open as we cover everything under the musical sun: the musical evolution of Kenny Loggins! An elegy for Showbiz Pizza! Mark confuses American Bandstand for Solid Gold! MAJOR TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN SPOILERS! Patrick Bromley has harsh words for Toronto! More! And then some! Etc! Here's some easy links to some of the songs/videos we discuss in the episode: https://tinyurl.com/phhvlqt - "Maniac" by Michael Sembello https://tinyurl.com/k9e8zgd - "No Easy Way Out" by Robert Tepper https://tinyurl.com/oxqc3rs - "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins https://tinyurl.com/4myc7j7 - Kiss From A Rose" by Seal https://tinyurl.com/kj8q7nj - "I'm Afraid of Americans" by David Bowie https://tinyurl.com/y78hgwcf - "Partyman" by Prince Please subscribe via iTunes, S

Slam your head into a floating brick, eat a plant the size of your head and throw fire everywhere! This week, we're discussing the cinematic fungal infection known as SUPER MARIO BROS.! Pray for us. Listen in as we cover every little bit of nothing and everything in between: an appreciation of Laura Dern! A Power Glove lament! Possible Infinity War spoilers! Just what the hell are goombas anyway? The bizarre song selection at The Lizard Lounge! Jon knows too much about Nintendo execs of the late 80s/early 90s! PLUS: We finally add live harmonica to the proceedings, and we're all the worse for it. Sorry about the fan noise. It was too hot to record without it! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can bake them into cakes and smuggle them into prisons! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know

BEEPboopZAPwaaaaaaah! Those are video game sounds! This week, for our 50th Minisode, we're doing NOTHING SPECIAL! Instead, we're just discussing our FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES, because next week we're discussing the cinematic trash fire that is Super Mario Bros. Listen in as we basically yell "You remember this? OOH YOU REMEMBER THAT!?" a lot: we definitively answer whether the Zelda series is an RPG! Real life applications for using the Truck Stick! Somehow Night Trap is mentioned! We definitively answer whether the Madden series in an RPG! More hate for The Water Temple! A bonus round of Favorite Consoles! PLUS: Mark names his RPG characters like a 10 year old. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can recreate them on our Lite-Brites! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what y

Can you smell what the most electrifying name in sports entertainment is cooking with Dr. Billy Kronk of Chicago Hope? This week we're discussing the 2003 Rock v. Walken epic THE RUNDOWN! Listen as we continue our trend of goofing on doofy movies with all the digressions you can handle: Mark gets an education in Super Smash Bros! Beck stuff! Jon misidentifies the She's Gotta Have It TV show as a She Hate Me TV show! An serious rumination on actors that have hung dong! Jack Warner v. Macho Man! And introducing: THE BEEF PIPER! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can print them on postcards and hand them out to people at public transportation hubs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite tropical fruit, your least favorite domestic vegetable, what

Once again we dip our toes in the well of professional fight 'em ups! This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE WRESTLERS TURNED ACTORS! And yes, this is completely different than our previous minisode about our Favorite Rasslers. Kind of. Join us, won't you, as we cover every base in between the Hulkster and r/potatosalad: a brief appreciation of Stiegl Radler! Mark LOVES Magic Mike XXL! A brief depreciation of the CD-i Zelda games! More ICP talk! Mark misidentifies a Cardigans song! And we realize we've never seen most of these guys even wrestle! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can spell them out with alphabet soup noodles in our bowl! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite elbow: atomic or the People's, you least favorite zebra, what movi

PROGRAMMING NOTE: At the 11 minute mark, the internet gets mad at us for ripping on Hackers. Sorry, we're n00bs. Silicon Samurais and Keyboard Cowboys UNITE! This week, because Jon Rooney is a monster and hates everything, we're discussing the 1995 l33tspeak "classic HACKERS! Listen as we try to discuss anything and everything BESIDES this mess of a movie: Mark reps buying ICP gear at Hot Topic! Patrick loses his mind during Bullet Points! Jon has harsh words for vapes! The (sad) return of Favorite Mall Restaurants! Clove cigarettes: yay or nay? PLUS: We reveal our first AOL screen names! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can write them on golf score cards at the local putt-putt joint! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Matthew Lilliard,

Guess what? We just bought the audio equivalent of a Flux Capacitor! Now, we're going to use it to revisit our FAVORITE TIME CAPSULE MOVIES! The films that we believe came to define their respective generations, plus some honorable mentions. Make sure you're strapped in, because when we hit the ground running, you'll hear some serious shit: Mark has kind words for The Swayze and harsh words for Citizen Kane! We remember PCU for reasons! A brief history lesson on the pricing of VHS tapes! Patrick doesn't know when movies happen! More! And etc! PLUS: if you know what the name of Dennis Rodman's cryptocurrency is, let us know! We could Google it, but we don't want to end up on a list somewhere. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can print them onto sandwich boards and wear them in public! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bod

It's a familiar story: boy meets girl, girl dies, boy gets puppy, puppy dies, boy massacres entire Russian mafia. You may recognize the first part from Pixar's Up, but the second part is pure JOHN WICK! This week, we're finally tackling Keanu Reeves at his steely, bloodthirsty apex! Join us, won't you, for a stimulating discussion of all things John Wick, as well as all other things: Mark details how he came to play Snoopy in just the second act of "You're A Good Man Charlie Brown," an appreciation of Lance Reddick, Patrick has harsh words for miners of cryptocurrency, an appreciation of Dean Winters, Jon becomes the Michael Winslow of our generation, and we discuss the difficulties of not killing Willem Dafoe. PLUS: we clear up a common misconception about the term "cornholer." Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can whisper them into the ears of strangers on public transit! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.c

VROOM-VROOM! This onomatopoeia is brought to you by this week's long overdue minisode: FAVORITE MOVIE CAR! We've talked boats, spaceships, Simpsons, Action Movie Musicals and created the Demolition Man Extended Universe, but only NOW did it occur to us to talk cars. We're idiots. Shift into whatever the highest gear is and listen as we take a brief moment to educate Jon on the glory of the PT Cruiser! Take a few potshots at Tim Burton's Batman! Reminisce about the Family Values Tour 1999! Plus, something something Smokey and the Bandit might be a ripoff. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can print them out and turn them into paper airplanes for marketing purposes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite movie car, your favorite movie truck bec

On this week's minisode, we're discussing our FAVORITE SIMPSONS EPISODES! Why? Because why the hell not! We've already covered boats, cars, planes, jails, etc. Why not take a break and check in with our thoughts about everybody's favorite family from Evergreen Terrace! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them printed as banners and flown across the suburbs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Simpsons episode, your favorite Mission Hill episode, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

No minisode this week, so you'll just have to make due with another (vaguely) timely full episode. This week, in advance of Solo: A Star Wars Story, we're taking a look at the first time Ron Howard participated in a George Lucas-adjacent film: 1988's WILLOW! Join us as we follow the Fellowship of the Curly Haired Baby and discuss anything and everything that matter and don't: Mark defends Quebec against the vicious assault of Jon! We learn there's a reason none of us are parents! The epic case of Spawn v. Ghost Rider! The secret origins of both Chewbacca AND Michael Jackson's "Panther Dance!" A sweet Alex Krycek reference! PLUS: the unwanted and unwarranted return of Favorite Mall Restaurants! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them ironed on to t-shirts! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.co